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Who /knight/ here?
>tfw spend half of my minimum wage income on buying antique painted portraits of each pope to decorate my apartment with
>Go to middle east
>kill a fuckload of sandies
Shit was nothing like crusader kings made it look.
Pic of your apartment or it never happened.
>>25043610
>implying I own a smart phone
I'm no fucking infidel
Hey, /r9k/ I just found the solution to all your relationship problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3rT2N1Ecs
You can thank me later.
>>25043450
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3rT2N1Ecs
Lloyd... LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYDDDDD!
I never had a full length conversation with a girl. Honestly, the very concept of love is foreign to me.
>>25043450
Thanks, I'll be going now, off to meet some more girls :^)
mystery.jpg if you're browsing atm can you go on omegle?
>>25043406
No doj fuck off and stop trying to ruin my life
i just saw her on there lol
>mystery.jpg
Who?
>This is the "man" who owns 4chan
Why do you cucks still come here?
>>25043231
Because fuck you 2x4chan shill.
>>25043231
at least our owner has legs
The alternative is a dude who looks like a potato with googly eyes glued onto it in a wheelchair. Not to mention most of the boards on 2+2+3+1chan are all slow as fuck.
isn't it grand when a beautiful girl swallows your semen and you'll know that from now on she'll have a tiny part of you (proteins, minerals) forever in her body?
Best feeling in the world, homeboy
>forever in her body
How fucking dumb are you? Have the majority of people on r9k never taken a basic highschool biology class? Between this and all the retarded shit I see about genetics, yes I'm fucking mad.
Great feel though.
>>25042940
no its when u cum inside her no comdon
Does /r9k/ know about the Hedonic Treadmill? We can get used to anything and everything. The human brain is constantly moving the goalposts when it comes to happiness.
You really think pussy will make you happy? Get real. I've lost count of how many women I've had, and yet I'm still as miserable as you.
All life is suffering.
Why do I never get used to the loneliness?
>>25042902
It actually kind of sucks how many factors go into how good or bad we're feeling at a particular time. Being a thing kind of sucks, but then it doesn't, and then it does again.
Most of this board is at a 10th grade reading level. This thread was always destined to 404
What does it mean if a girl smiles at me?
A cute girl and I walked past each other. We made eye contact. She smiled for just a second, then went back to the neutral/bored expression she had before.
She didn't look happy. It looked like a mouth-only, forced smile; or something.
Is this good? Bad? Completely unremarkable? I hardly ever look at people's faces and have no idea.
Completely unremarkable. she was just being polite.
>being this autistic
she was laughing at your autism
Look here guy, if you aren't a chad women hate you for daring to exist, it's like your existence is a personal insult to them, to the point where they find you so ridiculous they can scarcely contain their laughter as they walk past you. This is what the smile was.
Do women have any value above the their ankles?
Women would be better if they were just talking, floating feet.
only on r9k xD lmfao *flame emoji*
>>25042690
You're making an ironic comment, but 4chan is in the "post-irony" so you're out of touch.
>>25042690
Evidence for my claims
so yall fuck boy ass niggas fucking with some apples over here or fuckin nah. god damn lemme get some answers you got da know how snow dat
hol up nigga
i aint fukkin wit none a dat pink lady type shit
get me some real fukkin apples nigga
fuck aaih i naint playn chu. fat lasers cut through to ya ass tiisssue
Im finna shove dat apple up yo ass nigga bitch
have you everheld a girls hand
Yeah but I was only 9 or 10 so it doesn't count.
Yes. Yes I have
Literally only once
Why even try to compete in today's job market?
I have talked to people with bachelor's degrees who only make 15$ an hour.
That's about what a bachelor's in black literature will get you.
>>25042473
holy fuck that person is disgusting
>>25042473
Funny, mine gets me $96,000 a year. Guess some degrees are worth more than others...
>tfw don't live in america so I can't buy a gun at Wal-Mart and kill myself
Fuck. I would honestly be dead right now if I was an american
Guns have a high failure rate
you can do it with nitrogen tanks and helium tanks that isnt diluted with air. Then just use a plastic bag that puts a good seal around your head and a line from the tank to the bag
and 30 seconds in boom your unconcious
15 minutes and you are dead
pretty cheap for now and rather painless way to go
guns have a chance that you will have an exploded face but no death
>>25042425
You're a Britbong aren't you? I was having this exact same feel earlier.
Unless it's a 12g slug guns aren't that great. Nitrogen is cheaper and leaves a prettier corpse behind.
Who /showercup/ here?
>>25042233
>File: image.jpg (44 KB, 940x1200)
what the fuck is a showercup?
>>25042233
Who /power puff/ here?
Who /showercap/ here?
r9k grills if my dick is 5in. will I ever find love?
That's average so yes
You won't find love, but it's not cause of your penis. It's just because you are ugly and have a revolting body, along with an unlovable personality.
>>25042587
Girls think the average is 7 inches
I'm about to flunk out of college. My parents are pretty wealthy, so they could help me get started, but what are some options I have to be a wagecuck who can at least afford rent?
>>25042068
What degree? If its something easy like psychology or math then I don't feel sorry for you. If it's gen eds shit then you're literally retarded and should kill yourself.
>>25042125
Chemistry2 seconds
Suicide is the best option, I'm waiting until after Christmas then I'm killing myself
