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How many of you are legit pedophiles? Can any of you greentext some times where you had powerful urges? I'm especially interested in those of you who are in-the-closet about it. Must be awfully stressful for the self-hating ones. Have any of you given in to any of your urges before either by CP or even actual sex/fondling/molestation? Maybe you get your rocks off by e-stalking? Tricking naive girls into producing suggestive material?
Whatever your pedolust kinks are please share.
just a friendly threadly reminder that this is how a lot of law enforcement agencies gather intelligence - by simply asking you to give it to them. On /pol/ there are a ton of threads that are "hey what's your job and income?" "pictures of your home?" being posted recently, and people are starting to catch up on it.
https://soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/get-paid-prod-by-mbeats
sick fucks on here i swear.. listen to my music, im broke
>>25048259
not asking for tutorials or socials friendo just interesting greentexts about a controversial subject
but I guess it's a good thing retards have chumps like you to spoonfeed them obvious information about how not to give away personal information on the internet- 4chan of all fucking places
>its eggnog season
>>25048164
I've never had it. What's it taste like?
>>25048213
heaven
literally go try it now and live stream it for us robots
>>25048256
And what does heaven taste like?
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
I'm getting tired of your shit Hiro.
Cold?
Good weather for nude posting.
why does Jojo follow me everywhere
>>25048776
Jotaro dies desu senpai
Can we all agree that anyone who is actually hyped for this movie is a normalfag idiot?
They have spent so much goddamn money on marketing and hyping this shit that everyone is going to be convinced it's good completely regardless of the content.
Starwars has always been shit, they've just been good at putting merchandise everywhere and marketing it to the point where it's almost brainwashing
If you're actually falling for their shit you're a fucking mindless normie drone
Han solo's son, Kylo Ren, is a nigger. You have to decide whether to nuke Luke Skywalker or find out who cucked your whore wife Leia.
No I fucking want to watch because I've been waiting for a true motherfucking sequel throughout my fucking child hood.
The prequels were epic and the old ones had a good story but lack epic battle action scenes except for the last battle scene in Episode VI, that shit was fucking dope
Ever since I played Battlefront 2, I'm like damn, I wish the old star wars had epic music like the prequels. Violins and shit get boring now and then. Now in 2015, I got my fucking wish because the trailers look awesome and this is a true fucking sequel to the series.
Any faggot that hasn't watched the whole series is a hypebeast faggot.
>>25047698
Thanks for reminding me my other point, about how proud people are of the fact that they've seen the whole star wars series
Never mind the fact that it's literally the MOST watched movie series ever created
Half the world has seen it, you're not special
>day 1 of no fap
>>25047541
>day 1 of no fap
>day 1 of no fap
>day 1 of no fap
>ad infinitum
everyday is day one of no fap
>>25047541
I believe in you, Anon. You can survive the first day.
Why didn't you talk to her today?
>having a her
She decided to stay with her abusive husband and broke my heart. I tried to explain to her that she has stockholm syndrome but she was having none of it. Now I contemplate suicide.
I have no opener really.
"Hey how's it going" is so fucking gay.
Does anyone else miss /early2015/ 4chan? I know it soon became cancerous but poo poo pee pee, vocaroos of reeeeeing and the edits people made of distressed robots yelling normies get out was the most OC I've ever seen this place create in all my time here.
Where do we go from here? We seem to just have the same sort of daily/weekly threads all centred around similar themes. Pepe is more or less dead to us now and the amount of OC has been dwindling for months.
>>25047184
I liked it when /r9k/ was like this too. Sure we had the daily wagecucks and tfw no gf threads but there were a lot of really good things around that time as well. Then the Oregon shooting happened and the place was flooded with normies, FBI, and copycats. For that entire month there was at least one school shooting thread up at a time on this board, but it has settled down now.
>liking peepee poopoo
>liking reeee vocaroos
>being nostalgic for something on 4chan that happened any time after Chanology
I
sure
hope
you
guys
don't
do
this
>>25047341
>after Chanology
I still think Chanology and gaiafags are the two things that ruined this Indonesian cave painting bbs the most. Every wave of "newfag" since then have just been nails in the coffin.
Have you ever been approached by one of these "pranksters", robots?
Share some stories.
give some context you retard
>>25047085
Explanatory "retard" unless you live under a rock
Thread prank gone sexy
>>25047361
nice "grammar"
nice "thread"
nice reply gone sexy
Why are women so socialist/communist? It is like their natural inclination
They like anything that lets them depend on someone else especially economically.
>>25047023
Partly for issues for fair pay, abortion, etc... but mostly because of the current accepted social aspect of the left wing. Note that unmarried/single women vote significantly more liberal than married women.
>tfw qtp2t antirevisionist gf to make the universe red with
>>25047073
if you aren't posting this from a computer you built with sticks and dirt in the wilderness then shut the fuck up
>Literally saw two white qts in the span of an hour with asian bfs and children today.
Why is this allowed?
apparently asian males are more alpha than you so it makes sense that the female would want to mate with the more successful male.
Asian males take white whores and we get their women.
asian guys are husband material
So I got banned for making a thread rhats not about robot culture, what exactly is robot culture
>/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect
What
>>25046986
you have to post complaining about how women are evil
>>25047044
Rhats what it said in the ban, /b topics need to remain in /b, so anything off topic goes to /b, what topics can we talk about ay r9k?
>"there goes anon"
>"I hear he sits on his computer like 14 hours a day"
14? bitch you know nothing, im sitting here like 20 hours a day
>*whips around*
>"at least I'm not a mentally empty bimbo like you. I just invited to MIT where I'll learn to be a software engineer. I'm going to make $120,000 a year in my twenties while you just jump from relationship to relationship
>*tips fedora*
>*Rolls away*
>>25046518
sad, mang
Oh shit robots, how do I proceed?
Bump cmon
"Yeah, I'm too busy riding dicks"
"Care to tell?"
Who /tea/ here?
>Cannot stand the taste of coffee, can barely tolerate it even if it's a mocha or something equally watered-down
>Waste money on energy drinks just so I don't have to drink that foul swill
>But I love a nice cuppa
>Nice and hot, teabag or loose leaf
>A dash of milk in black or just on its own if green
>Comfy as fuck in cold and/or rainy weather
>Sweet tea is the shit in the summer
I like both tea and coffee.
it's okay. i really only drink it at restaurants or when there are no other caffeinated beverages in the house
>>25046324
Exactly this. Coffee smells and tastes like ashes to me, Lipton tea is my one daily expense (usually I steal my meals from the meal carts we bring to patients).
>Hearing men talk about their wives/girlfriends
HOLY SHIT, if there was a button to press which would kill every man who talks about their partner I would press it right now. It's not because I'm jealous, it's because the people who do this are fucking pathetic losers and are the most beta pieces of shit ever. At the pub the other night I overheard some unaware dork talking about how his wife is "My life. There's only one thing which is good in life and that's my wife". When I was at school, boys were going apeshit trying to get girlfriends and when they had one they would be as loud as possible trying to declare "HAHA I HAVE A GF I AM NOW A MAN". They would constantly talk about their gf as much as possible and if you got a gf they would immediately idolize you for the 30 minutes you made it aware.
You normie pieces of shit make me sick, I hope you never attain any sort of awareness or spiritual enlightenment and remain cut off from the kingdom of Heaven for eternity. Die in your ignorance and pride while you circlejerk to each other putting pussy on a pedestal. Slaves to women is all you are, you're the reason life is so shit for men today.
Also, hearing men talk about their jobs makes me sick. Their entire lives revolve around their work. You would think that when you go out on the town for some relaxation and fun you would cease talking about the thing you've been doing for 8+ hours all day.
>"LOOK AT ME! I HAVE A JOB AND A GIRLFRIEND WHAT A MAN I AM!"
Shit man, you sound like the next Elliot Roger. I think the FBI should check you out, so I'm giving them a heads up, you fucking psycho.
people talk about their lives, their parnters are a big part of their life. sounds like you are just bitter. if you were unemployed you would hate everyone who talked about work.
its not them, its definitely you
