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Were you a good boy/girl this year? What did you ask Santa for Christmas?
to lose some weight
i was a good boy; plenty of gbp coming my way hopefully
a dicking
>tfw the universe way bigger than what our minds will comprehend
>tfw anything is vastly insignificant when compared to entire universe
>tfw when planets, starts, galaxies, black holes and even the universe itself will perish at one point in time
>tfw we mean absolutely nothing and our extremely limited clock is ticking rapidly
>tfw death is the only thing that lasts forever
how do you face the fact that someday it will be over forever, /r9k/?
>>25044466
I'm always really sad that I'll never get to have sex with a hot alien or explore their world
I still remember the day I found out there are more neurons in my brain than atoms in the universe.
>>25044993
mee too lol that was the day i became euphoric xd
Ive been cucked fellow robots. My family gave me a lot of money once and i used to live in a small 1 room apartment since i dident need more.
Now im moving into a bigger apartment bc my gf dident wanna live in a small apartment so we bought a 1200 squarefeet apartment (read: I bought) for $550k and hats ok and all but... but..
SHE SAID SHE DIDENT WANT ME TO PUT MY BATTLE STATION IN THE LIVINGROOM OR ANYWHERE IN THE APARTMENT!
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEee
what do i do?!?!?! fucking shit gf
>buying a house in this market
>not being an idiot
enjoy your debt trap in about 2 years
>FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEee
>what do i do?!?!?! fucking shit gf
>this level of appropriation
>>25044445
>bought a penthouse because roastie wanted it
Good God, the only way you could fuck up worse would be by marrying her
TFW you love Star Wars and we're waiting patiently to see it.
TFW you love memes and shit posting
TFW you lurked on /tv/ in the last two days and had episode VII ruined before your eyes
Fucking Christ, what have I done?
You're on 4chan baka
>>25044396
>tfw no friends
>tfw will have to wait until the last showing to watch it alone
watching it on Friday
know everything because I can't stay away from /tv/ for one fucking day
I'm such a weak willed piece of shit
Calling al NEETs with a simlpe question:
>what will the NEET do when mommy and daddy are kill?
get inheritance.
They are already dead.
>>25044330
And what does the NEET do?
Question robots, ive lurked here for over 8 years and realized something today. Instead of bitching at people I've came up with an idea as to what you can do to get a girlfriend. Think about this, how much effort do you put into your daily appearance? If a girl needs 2 -4 hours via make up gym etc you need to put in the same amount of time. If you take 5-10 minutes a day no gym etc, don't complain if a fat chick likes you.
You get what you put in all those chads and stacys spend 3-4 hours a day !minimum trying to look good!
I think if we got rid of our computers and tried to function without video games etc, and just spent our time doing normie tier things we might actually improve and become somewhat acceptable since we can't hide and cope using a computer
Anyway I'm testing this so I'll report back in May as a midyear point to discuss the results. I am a kissless virgin so if I get even a peck that is progress.
Remember, we can't fix anything we bitch about if we don't experiment so I'll see you after today in a few !months
I'm taking a screenshot of the thread so I can post with a follow up. Wish me luck robots
>hygiene and excercise cure autism
This is what failed normies actually believe.
If it wasn't for the Internet I'd still be a Virgin
That time again - Left or Right?
Neither, I have a waifu whom I love very much.
fucking normies bandwagoning the bluejays
Which ever one would fuck me.
Goodnight robots. Talk tomorrow.
Night jimmy get plenty of sleep
>>25043976
pEACE oUT
>>25043976
goodnight mang, sepak
welp, Kent deleted his channel. hes gone. I hope he didnt kill himself, he was one of us.
he had sex with a hooker so he doesn't need to cry on youtube anymore
>>25044007
He lied about it. That is why he deleted his account.
>>25044023
is this for real?
December 16th 2012, my girl friend died, i just turned 21 then
Life before that was normal and great
I didn't know what 4chan was, i didn't really spend much time on the internet
But after my ex died i became this, its only been 3 years now, time flys
I moved back home with my parents when that happened they said i could stay
I was emotionally destroyed and couldn't deal with life anymore, everything became grey. I started smoking cigarettes 3 years now, i have been through about 300 packs of cigs in that time period
I drank alot of beer, smoke a bit of weed and blocked the whole world out
Last night my dad walked in my room
>I have a job for you starting on the 27th Dec
>Agree with it without thinking about it
>Later realised
>What state im in
>Have no exercised or have done anything psychical since that time, i barely been active,
>My dad said the jobs a psychically challenging, stacking packing boxes
10 hour shifts.
I use to do this kind of stuff before my GF passed, i remember doing this
But after the time i became what i am now, im so unsure
What do /r9k/ ???
normie
haha
you should actually go with it anon,
don't be a NEET and pick yourself up
>>25043886
>December 16th 2012, my girl friend died, i just turned 21 then
February 2010, girlfriend died, I was just a few semesters into college
>Life before that was normal and great
Life before that was great, a bit antisocial and definitely no Chad, but I had fun and loved life/being alive
>I didn't know what 4chan was, i didn't really spend much time on the internet
Used 4chan for /s/, apart from that the boards all seemed like a load of truly cringe-y stuff.
>But after my ex died i became this, its only been 3 years now, time flys
After ex died I became a shut-in who found it difficult to enjoy socialization, thus found it difficult to engage friends or make new ones, no motivation to seek out or create social activities
>I moved back home with my parents when that happened they said i could stay
Moved back home, tried going to uni again, quit and cried a bit and contemplated suicide a bunch and moved back home, NEET for almost a year, just sat on the internet reading shitty webcomics and whatnot
>I was emotionally destroyed and couldn't deal with life anymore, everything became grey. I started smoking cigarettes 3 years now, i have been through about 300 packs of cigs in that time period
>I drank alot of beer, smoke a bit of weed and blocked the whole world out
Suicidal thoughts were my drug, and if I wasn't a giant fucking bitch I'd've killed myself a while ago.
Physical labor (I work construction/trades now) did a lot for me. The constant physical activity, no time to sit back on my ass and think about how much I hated life, really put me in a better state. The longer the shift, the less time you have after shift to sink into depression before going to sleep and waking up the next day. Even weekends/vacation seem brighter, since you haven't been stuck in a self-pitying trap and have the potential to be happy (or at least not depressed for a few hours.)
>hot girl edited my essay
>she said she liked it and I'm a good writer
do I have a chance?
WE DA BESS
She probably wants you to help her write shit and that's why she's complimenting your writing. Unless she lets something more personal slip, don't overthink this shit that's what makes you look creepy/thirsty.
Being polite = being interested
>>25043880
No.
>she said the same thing to me
Would you have sex with a corpse if it was dead for a few hours? Let's say this corpse is a really hot chick. http://www.strawpoll.me/6288231
>>25043868
Depends on the context.
In a Fallout/Skyrim isolated encampment-type setting, without a doubt.
I'm surprised by all the "no"s
My cap would be two hours so I answered no
>mom walks into my room
>r9k is open on my computer
>thread on the front page has a big ugly cock
>"anon why are you looking at a penis"
JUST
tell her you like penis
>monitor screen facing door
How do you even make such a rookie mistake?
Could you really not just scroll down to the next thread and say "oh some lonely faggot just posted his dick for attention"? People throwing inappropriate nudes around is not that unheard of dude.
God damn why are all of you people so omega?
>>25043839
This is the only way desu senpai.
>wanted to talk to cute weaboo girl with stacy tier looks
>anxiety kicks in and i start trembling
>end up not talking to her
Fuck, I've spoken to her before so I don't know why it's so hard for me to do it again.
Help me out, robots.
>>25043827
just because she a weeaboo doesn't mean she's not a stacy.
>>25043853
She's kind of a Stacy, but she hangs out with all of the unattractive weaboo girls.
>>25043888
Hot girls do this all the time to make themselves feel superior. Literally the only thing this indicates is that she's even more insecure than the regular girl.
ITT post your singles ready for radio
serious artists only
https://soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/get-paid-prod-by-mbeats
>>25043733
I kinda look like that guy how fugged am i?
I've got one: Kill yourself faggot
>>25043756
post pic
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
