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Lose your Virginity to a hooker they said
You won't regret it they said
>my dick when
I'm gonna die y'all
>>25034839
You didn't use a condom? You fucking deserve it retard.
Save cumming inside no condor for a girl you actually love.
>>25034839
it's probably bacterial, go get yourself checked out and get your pills, you won't die you'll be fine.
gross don't know how they put up with that shit.
>Always around this time of year the "College is bullshit" threads pop up
>All those dumb freshies who thought college was highschool 2.0 flunked out and want to delude themselves that college really isn't worth it
How pathetic do you have to be?
away with your liberal maymays
>>25034780
>Liberal maymays
What?
it really isn't worth it
you're working your ass off for 4 years just so you can get a good job and then once again work your ass off
besides, a lot of people think you need a good job to survive but you don't, you can easily survive off of flipping burgers
I request some advice robots
A normie is inviting me to dinner with him, probably to become friends or it's a gay trap, i mean, i know the guy from college and we've work together for some things, but i don't consider this faggot a friend (i'm not a friendly person either), so...should i give him a chance?
pic not related...i guess
Go for it OP
get your dick sucked
Kinda weird if an acquaintance asks you out to dinner for no reason, he definitely wants your dick.
If it were some fun activity then he just wants to be friends, but no, dinner = hungry for your penis.
>>25034716
>>25035043
>>25035098
Why is that weird? I ask to do things with acquaintances sometimes, thats how you make friends and hopefully get a life you fucking retards. no wonder you guys are here
>tfw accidentally cumming buckets while edging
oops
I can't edge, I have no self control and need to cum.
>tfw cum so hard after edging for 2 hours that i cum like the guys in my hentais , not even exaggerating I came all over my tummy , face & hair
>>25034595
Tmi my man
Who else /wageKucking/ here?
Taking my hourly 15-minute dump.
Literally getting paid to poop
Me. I'm on my phone all day whether I have work to do or not, but right now I've got next to nothing. Feels good man
>>25034487
Between 12 hour shifts at the moment, senpai.
Yay for Christmas.
Fapped twice today, got work I should be doing but just want to do stupid shit on the internet, meh
tfw told my friends I lost my virginity and they believe me.
all the benefits of not being a virgin without all the hard work, feels good man
>>25034304
>and they believe me.
You sure about that?
>>25034326
yes, I orcestrated the perfect story and they all bought it.
I even told a guy a few days before all the others because I knew he would mention it when we were at a pub
>>25034351
Just make sure to keep your facts consistent homie
It's getting cold, isn't it?
Winter is coming.
Actually it is relatively warm here for this time of the year.
I for one welcome some nice global warming.
>>25034837
loserbernd du kleiner kuschelchinese
wann kommst mich mal in stuttgart besuchen ;)
>>25034289
First real snow in my state
You faggots really need to stop putting these disgusting inferior whores on a pedestal.
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING
>>25034285
You got a link to the whole big compilation of these?
Want to remind myself to avoid roasties.
is that a porn person
>>25034285
She's ugly in both tho
Supposedly they were interviewed in this article about the possibility.
Which one can eat the most tendies?
>>25034229
>Dat spoiler
kek
>be massive Star Wars fan
>hate prequels
>hate that normies are saying they love the series for nerd cred
>desperately avoiding /tv/, all spoilers
>literally delayed suicide to see just how shitty the new movie would be
>OP spoils it for me.
Who here buys clothes at fat guy shops?
Please tell us your tales.
That's a big store for a big guy.
I bet it's even run by a big guy.
Big.
>buy large shirt at the mall
>it's slim fit so it hugs my fat belly tightly
>tfw fat
Do tall guys actually go to these places, or is it just the fats?
>tfw 5x5
>tfw when all girls are fucking the vagins with 8x6 dildos
>even girls who are virgins are using big dildo because they see big dicks in porn
who here /sexually obsolete/?
You got cucked by porn
>caring about women
>not just imagining the perfect gf and making a tulpa of her
So many normies on here to be truly honest i am shaking my head family
>tfw you almost made it but /shitgirth/
I'm ugly and no one loves me. why couldn't you have given me this one thing?
now I gotta find some african doctor to fuck my shit up.
anyone ever just stare at themselves in the mirror and admire how good looking they are?
why am i still alone the world must be crazy...
no but then again im hideous
Yeah, but then I realize the mirror is a false appearance and not how people really perceive me.
I then look at pictures of me and remember how ugly I really am.
>>25033647
>why am i still alone the world must be crazy...
Because you're as interesting as cardboard senpai
>Its getting cold, isn't it?
What did he mean by this?
It's what you say when you try to fuck a hooker but you can't get erect because of social anxiety
He needs to push more malware on the front page to pay for his gas bill
>>25033625
He's a friendly nice guy, just wants to pass the time of day with us.
I like him
>girl hands
>>25033511
>today
>girl does something not even irritating towards me
>kind if enjoy the attention
>insists on apologising
>Sticks her hand out
>shake it
Out of my way hand-holdless losers, chad's coming throughthey were crazy soft
>girl ass
>>25033511
I don't know that feel, my hands are pretty big, 25cm span.
SO WE START LOOKING FOR THE BITCHES WITH THE BIG BUTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsVMr7NWuCU
justexpress
yourself
>>25033485
SOME DROP SCIENCE WHILE IM DROPPIN ENGLISH
