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suggestions for the coolest air maxs?
cant find pic related in my size.
Why'd you post a blank image?
>dressing like an autistic black teenager
Please post this thread in /fa/, where we show you how to dress like autistic white college students.
>>25019998
>poorfag detected
lmao, you jealous of my fit?
>tfw i have a seriously strong bbw/ssbbw/extreme weight gain fetish
>live far in the outskirts of the city, only road and field is visible form my place
>been thinking about kidnapping a chubby girl and lock her in my basement
>feed her almost constantly extremely fattening food until she's a hamplanet
>continue until she dies, dispose of her, repeat
i need fucking help /r9k/
i am scared of doing it because of getting caught and shit but it's driving me crazier every day and i might end up doing it
>>25019920
get better taste you faggot
>>25019920
do it anon
do it for me and other people like us
I'd say to kill yourself so you can't breed and spread your shit taste, but you won't anyway.
in 30 minutes it will be my birth day
my single mommy will buy me a cake
and that will be it for that day
>>25019883
I have never had a birthday party
>>25019924
me either anon
>>25019924
>>25020437
I had a birthday party once.
It was awful.
>tfw she opens your snapchats but doesn't read your text
>just asked her out over text
>>25019815
Never a good idea. Asking her out in person shows confidence and she's more likely to say yes. That's just what I've found.
>>25019873
got a text back and it was a yes, i was too much of a pussy and time was running out so i figured i would face my fear of rejection and go for it since i obviously wouldnt do it in person
now i just have to start talking to her more in person
>>25020038
Nice shit anon
>be me
>20
>forever single except one gf in junior high
>be 3 years into uni and have met 0 female people and like 2 guys that are loose acquaintances
>off and on problems with depression that eventually tapered off into nothing
>be completely convinced you'll die alone and really stop caring about it
>constantly suppress emotion out of instinct
>because of this have occasional (like once every 2-4 months) nights with emotional breakdowns remembering all the girls that I had been fond of that I had been too much of a bitch to ask them out
>Mostly because I have 0 female friends in my life now
>I had one of these breakdowns on Sunday night and eventually fell asleep
>I went to work yesterday and everything was hectic and shitty as usual (I work in IT)
>go to a room to fix computer
>girl in corner says "hey nice twitch shirt"
>noshit.PNG
>6.5/10 but hot in a nerdy way. A student worker like me
>give here the "my nigga" nod of approval
>goes to fix the second computer malfunctioning in that room
>no shit. Was right fucking next to her
>"I'm on like a 9 game losing streak in league and I just wanna win one match" she say, seemingly in my direction
>smooth as hell (uncommon for me as I normally avoid talking to people at all costs) I look around and realize no one else in the room even knows/cares what she's talking about
>without missing a beat I say "Feels Bad Man"
>her face lights up
>she awkwardly avoids eye contact
>obviously took a shot in the dark and hoped I played league of Legends
>I do actually. The stars align once more
>nervous now (pic related)
>we begin talking about league for about 2.5 seconds and the 3 other girls she was working with (for lack of a better word) cockblocked me
>they did the classic kamikaze (protect the friend from the guy) move to drag her back to their conversation
>she reluctantly follows them
>I, being an awkward fuck like her, go about troubleshooting the PC I'm sitting at and we don't talk again after that
>continued in reply
>league of homosexuals
Just kill yourselves. Sage.
reply coming but i typed in google docs and it shanghai'd in some non-ascii bullshit
>"feels bad man"
Autism confirmed
>be me, typical officemonkey who works in a big building
>drive to work, get out of car
>realize I left my keys in the car
>ohfuck.bmp
>too cheap to call a locksmith, waiting for spare key from a friend I loaned it to
>meanwhile, I walk to work
>a week later
>boss comes in to my cubicle
>assistant manager just quit, he says he's thinking of picking me for the job
>I ask why
>He says it's because of all the extra hours I've been putting in
>confused.png
>he leaves
>ponder this throughout day, finally come to a realization
>boss is the first one here in the morning, and the last one to leave at night
>my car was there the whole week
>he thought i had been working overtime
>mfw
>>25019756
pasta/10 At least try anon.
>>25019827
Really? Post a link to it from somewhere else then.
>>25019756
This is literally the plot of a seinfeld episode
So. How are you going to pay back your student loans, /r9k/?
What student loans?
Let the govt worry about that
>pay back
original comment, do not steal
General aviation thread
>CPL, SMEL, instrument and complex ratings
>>25019638
Not a pilot, but my dad has an RV-6 that I fly in a lot. He used to have a Cessna 170B, before that.
While I do have a few flight-hours just sitting in the right seat with my dad on the left, I'm hardly more skilled flying a plane than your average housewife at driving an 18-wheeler.
>>25019638
I want to become an aerospace engineering so bad but I'm currently in CC.
At least I passed College Algebra. There's hope r-right?
>>25019764
*engineer.
Fuck my shitty brain
>in the middle of work
>coworker doing jackshit comes and tells me about her life problems
Can girls just not do this? I don't exist just so you can vent about how your boyfriend did this or that. Even when I clearly look disinterested and respond with one word responses, they keep doing it.
I just want to work in peace.
I fucking hate this.
It's all women ever talk about.
I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a girl that didn't involve her problems.
So I just don't talk to them. Talking with guys is better.
>>25019570
At least women fucking talk to you.
They think I'm a creep and keep their distance.
>tfw know that feel
It's a major part why I hate women. They can't talk about anything interesting like philosophy. It's always
>WAHHH MUH LIFE PROBLEMS
>WAHHH GIVE ME ATTENTION
>WAHHHHHH CHAD BEAT ME UP AGAIN WHILE HE WAS FUCKING MY ASS!!!
I've seen really attractive people who are into nerdy stuff, ugly people who are ''popular'' and considered the go-to for what's cool, rich people who are complete spoiled dicks, and poorer people who are as much of a brat.
So what makes you a normie? Is it upbringing, the way your parents are and educate you, or the way people treat you?
>>25019563
It's the way you were born (or not)
>It's the way you were born
Bullshit
It's if you fit into normal social structures relatively effortlessly
It mostly has to do with how much you think. The more you think, the less normal you are
I'm getting an apartment soon
How do I ensure that no one breaks in and steals my shit when I'm at school?
>>25019536
Lock your door
L o c k ?!!?
>>25019536
Get a deadbolt and some insurance.
>tfw been talking with a cute 40 year old woman in the UK for a few months (I'm American and 20)
>no kids
>seems nice and funny, not to mention lonely
>she has a nice london apartment
>wants me to move to england and marry her
Sounds crazy but I could actually see myself marrying her.
>>25019376
when you get to 30 she'll start getting granny pussy, is it worth it nigga?
if you're actually a KV/hopeless robot i think you should do it, completely serious.
it'd be a very loving and fulfilling relationship (assuming you have a modicum of physical attraction to her/no hangups) and the financial security is a big boon.
and it sounds like you actually connect with this woman so desu why not
>>25019439
I'm kv and she knows this. I'm attracted to her as well but trying not to fall in love with her. I might do it.
>>25019400
That's what I've been asking myself too m8.
Well, /r9k/? Would you press the button?
>>25019345
Nigga what?
How is this even a question? I'd murder that fucking button with extreme prejudice.
>>25019345
no, keep the cancer in their containment sites
We should merge them into RedditGag, and let the collective cancer build up until they die on their own
My life is shit, how can I make it better?
by actually doing something other than nothing
>>25019176
>time travel to 1940's german territory
>post german translated OP image around concentration camps
>tumblr advice saves the day
>>25019265
Like what?, there is nothing to do
>not raving with furries
>sitting in your mom's basement all day
No wonder you're a fat nerd.
https://youtu.be/0n9C0reVoIw
>allowing oneself to come within a mile of pamperchu in any direction
>>25018693
>implying furries aren't living in their mom's basements
But I don't fit in with furries
>tfw I used to go to raves, a few decently underground, a lot and they were very fun, probably the most fun thing I've ever done
>tfw never really made any friends because not that social, lost contact with friends who I went with, now don't know how I would even go to one that wasn't infested with normalfriends who like dubstep or whatever is in these days
