Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7376. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7376. page
>Age of consent will never be abolished
Not like you'd be getting laid anyway
Children don't want to do it with you anyway m8.
>>25027762
>>25028042
btfo op
>woke up at 1AM and can't get back to bed
help
XD /thread
>>25027704
1.Masturbate
2.Watch a boring film
3.Eat a large meal
4.success
>>25027704
Take NyQuil and turn off your computer/cell phone.
Who else /addicted2weed/ here?
Feels bad man, but also good?
Do I need to get professional help?
Help me /r9k/, you're my only hope.
I wouldn't say I'm addicted but I dab and smoke multiple times daily, being high most of the time is very nice
>addicted to a nigger substance
Nah bro im not addictet i can quit whenever i want but not now
PineappIe
>>>/s4s/ is next door over
>>25027468
with makeup she'll be a kpop star
HOT N SPICY MEAT
Ask someone who just found out he got robbed anything
>>25027438
What was stolen? How?
>>25027438
>just found out
What did you leave unlocked this time, Josh?
>>25027453
Im a neet who lives in a decent neighborhood. We have a garage that can fit one car, and we have another car that stays out in the driveway.
The car in the driveway has a fucked up battery and is rarely used, so the alarm is disabled to save juice. Someone forgot to lock the car. Went to check it today and found a bunch of paper and shit from the dashboard on the seats. The car stereo/radio was stolen, most likely by a nigger or beaner since thats a usual item for them
My room is right next to the driveway and car. The guy couldve easily broke my window, slit my neck, and steal my pc and consoles and figmas and other shit in my room.
I now live in fear and want to buy a gun. I feel very disjointed and ill right now
Get the frig off my board normies.
frig off randy
originale
we were here first, Randy Bobandy!
Fuck off you Bandy Robandy
You fat fuck
You ever just browse the different threads on 4chan and wonder, "maybe ISIS is right?"
>>25027166
nice try, muhamed.
You ever just browse the different threads on 4chan and wonder, "maybe /pol/ is right?"
>>25027166
NSA pls. You're going about fishing for ISIS sympathizers all wrong, not to mention the fact that this is a board of peace.
>/v/ is boring
>too poor to make gains so /fit/ has no value right now
>/r9k/ sucks
>/tv/ is in full spoiler mode for Star Wars so I don't dare click the board
>no happenings so /pol/ is boring
>/int/ and /sci/ get old kinda fast
>just fapped so /gif/ is literally useless
>every other board fucking sucks
Fuck why is 4chan so lame right now
Han dies. Luke's son kills him.
>/v/ is full of teenagers
>/fit/ is pure cancer filled with bragfags and normalshits
>/r9k/ is literally the worst board on the site
>/tv/ is full of pedos and normalshits with horrible taste
>/pol/ belongs to Christfags now, was never good anyway.
>/int/ and /sci/ are just plain shit
>everything on /gif/ is terrible
>you're a faggot
>>25027133
Music? You can learn guitar I guess, there's also infinity chan which although super slow has some pretty interesting stuff
>tfw tinder sluts visibly disappointed when they know you are 5'6
>>25026754
>Get date on Tinder
>Think it goes well
>She wants to hang out again
>Ignores text to hang out
Fuck im done, I can't in to women literally. Where can I sign up for chemical castration so I stop caring?
you might as well have gone clubbing and post the same thing. why tinder? why do you like hurting yourself
>>25026787
Same shit happened to me man. I know that feeling.
I actually felt I was lowering my standards to go out with this chick. Damn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzmYirdDz8I
Am I the only one disgusted in what has become of Conan? His show only exists now to shill video games and movies. Moreso than his nbc shows in that ENTIRE EPISODES revolve around it.
>Fallout 4 themed opening along with the opening skit being a clueless gamer of conan pretending to play fallout 4
>Clueless gamer in general as theyre all just ads
>coming soon an entire show dedicated to shilling star wars with all the guests being the cast of the new film
Is this the cost of a late night cable show? I don't remember jon stewart and colbert dedicating whole episodes to flavor of the month movies.
>>25026590
Late night shows have always about shilling movies and products.
>>25026876
Old conan was never this blatant about it though. Entire episodes were never centered around a single product. It's an infomercial and no longer a show with weird uncomfortable humor with max weinburg anymore.
i dont think this man is funny. He is a tryhard.
Wednesday night here in Australia, can't believe I made it over the hump. Hahaha just kidding, every day is a weekend for me!
Have fun tomorrow wagekeks!
When does your half yearly work backbreaking physical labor for the sub minimum wage start?
I love being a neet but at the same time i really hate it and if I had to choose i think i'd rather not be a neet and be in a job where i enjoy and get compensated fairly.
so im going back to school! im scared I won't get employed tho
>>25026546
do you get subsidized income from shitposting
Is a plumber a good career to persue today?
How do I become one and form a successful career from it?
>>25026402
You really want to play with other people's shit all day?
>>25026402
It's a dirty and hard job
Companies would rather hire minorities who do the work for half of your wage
Depends on the country.
In the first world tradespeople are highly valued since most retards go to uni to become lawyers, only to find out they get payed less nowdays and television lied to them.
Am I the only one sick of hearing collegefags never shut the fuck up about their finals and GPA and shit. Like I dont even ask, its just constant unprovoked rants about the same shit. Yeah youre busy thats wonderful you have to sit at home and read a book, I work two jobs and 50-70 hour weeks. Fuck you little attention whore tryhard faggots.
9/10 post and nice dog pic homie
>>25026090
It's because our exam results decide whether or not we graduate. If you fail enough, your life enters a completely different path and everyone reminds you constantly that you are shit and you never accomplished anything. It has nothing to do with hard work. It has to do with fear.
>>25026090
Oh and I forgot to mention, nice pic, I laughed.
Alright robots... I must know... Is there a difference between hikikomori and NEET? Are they one in the same?
All hikkis are NEETs, but not all NEETs are hikki.
Hikkikomoris never leave their house/room. Ever. Their parents might even slip food under their door to feed them.
NEETS just have no job or classes, they can come and go as they please.
>>25025983
>>25026070
Nop
They are different things. An hikki doesn't go out never, but they can have jobs/studies, it's rare but possible.
NEETS doesn't have job or studies, they can be hiikis or not.
Most hikkis are NEETS, but they are different things
>>25026200
>>25026070
Interesting to say the least. I guess I'm NEET then.
What does /r9k/ do to get over her?
Inb4
> "I never did get over her"
> "I've never been in love"
> "robots don't have feelings"
I personally compare the girl I want to be with, to the girl I should be with. Then I make that shit my phones background. The girl that always messages me, and always speaks highly of me. To the one that only pretends to like me whenever I get distant.
>pic related
>this is Anon's phone background
Holy shit, that's autismo as fuck, I hope you never let anyone see that.
>>25025901
I've never had a close relationship to start with. There is no one to "get over"
no bump for you because your thread is shit
>>25026022
Why would I ever let someone even hold my phone? Let alone look at it.
