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There are two people in /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who would be perfect for each other, and they will never know it.
>>25014944
same person or probably related
>>25014944
>literally both frogs
how do they even mate?
>>25014944
I find that girl on the right attractive because she looks like image related.
Rate my sisters /r9k/
>tfw you have the same checkered shirt as the one on the left
readytogo/10
>>25014864
>boy
I bet that one's actually a tranny.
>tfw been flirting with friend's gf all week
>we're going to fuck this friday when he goes out to see star wars with his other friends that actually enjoy that shit
How many nerdy men do you think are going to get cucked that day?
No more than on a normal day.
>>25014756
You're a bad man. You have forgotten the Golden Rule, the universal law. I feel bad for you senpai
I asked a qt out and she got tickets for us online. she even paid for them. am I getting laid?
After many years it just ends here, with you.
>>25014689
That's probably the dumbest way to kill yourself. Ironically I do have a piano that looks just like that
Post more of these Pepe's.
>>25014915
i'm sure the is somebody with these
might as well make a few, just too tired right now.
>driving back home
>approach stop light
>kids in school bus are calling me
>keep pestering me until it was time to make a left turn
Why can't I be left alone?
>>25014640
you know what to do anon. you know what is right.
>>25014725
This. Sandy Hook 2.0 then bullet to the head. Only way you will be left alone.
Because kids are assholes OP
Why do they keep doing this to Pepe?
He's been through enough
>tfw pepe is now a black twitter meme
>>25014609
Based Gerry Adams there BTFO cancerous normalfags.
>>25014637
We took family, they took Pepe. It's only natural.
I need to quench my boredom, what do?
Those who seek rest find boredom.
Start doing something DIFFICULT that requires effort.
Trust me you'll get your life back on track.
Bumping because i'm still bored
Through the mist of the lonely, Op couldn't find the answer to our problems
Why is this board obsessed with dicks? Is this why you're virgins because you're all faggots in denial?
only sexual experience is masturbation
>>25015158
This
When all you do is stroking your own cock for decades, you will begin to develop an interest for penises
>>25015230
POOP DILDO TRANNY
Hey /r9k/, what are your thoughts on gambling? Like poker, blackjack and stuff like that
I am thinking about starting to play online poker at pokerstars, but I'm not sure. What are your thoughts robots? Is it possible to make a living by gambling? Share your tboughts
I watched documentaries about people who make a living from gambling. Being an autist who has a knack for memorizing things and a strong mathematical background, but being shit at everything else, I was hoping I could make some money through it. After doing a little research, I found it was not worth the time.
it is possible to make a living but you've got to realize literally everyone playing there kinda knows how to play, everyone at least read some articles and knows the basics
it's the small stuff which decides if you win or not in the end, so small it's almost impossible to learn by reading books
so expect to lose a lot before you actually start winning on regular basis
honestly the only ones who currently seem to win at microstakes are super tight players, going in only with AA, AK, KK and maybe but not always with QQ
winning at microstakes is basically boring as fuck and its more like wageslaving than actually playing poker
>>25014437
I'm a casino dealer/croupier. Ask me anything faggot
Looking for something in the same vein as this
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/158649/Teen_Girl_Cries_From_Facial_Cumshot/
Basically I wanna be able to cum to their misery
http://efukt.com/21244_Trolling_Wannabe_Pornstars_2K15.html
>>25014543
I'm already aware of efukt. Glad they're getting more popular.
>>25014771
do you know about inhumanity? dot com, same as efukt.
>tfw your girlfriend refuses to accept your facebook relationship status
Anyone know this feel?
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
I'm so mad I don't want to spend another day with her until she accepts
Why do I even love this 3D pig
Hey r9k
I just got back from working out in the gym, meditating while smoking marihuana and getting a bj and fucking a prostitute with a condom for 30 euros
I feel great.
i wish i could get an erection for whores
>>25013970
>Euros
You poor bastard.
Don't worry anon, I'm sure things will get better.
>>25013988
Whats wrong bro?
>>25014003
Atleast my goverment isnt going to kill me in between 8 and 12 months.
Oops :o did i say that?
>tfw no tuko calling, kanin picking, manok chasing, jeepney driving, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>25013927
She looks annoying
Great to see you around OP
How was the Pho yesterday?
>20 yrs old kissless/hugless
>not virgin cos fucked a hooker 2 times
>in uni but failing hard
>not good in anything basically
>useless to everyone
>plays vidya all time if not at uni
>nor rich nor poor
>alone
>never had a gf
>always tired
>depressed(?)
>not caring to anything really, neither to me
>not fat but still have some overweight
am i robot?
sounds like comfy. good job.
>>25013660
Read the chart
>>25013857
>tfw mouse
Why am I scared of love, robots?
>on bus today
>chubby qt sits opposite of me
>i'm staring out the windows but make eye contact once or twice to not be autist
>she has big beautiful green eyes
>smiles at me slightly when we meet our gaze
>i return to staring out the window but can see her looking at me through peripheral
>she does the fixing of hair shit and nudges my leg a few times
>i start stressing the fuck out and get off even though it's not my stop
Please help me or kill me.
>>25013557
You're probably not scared of love or intimacy in itself, but morbidly afraid to get hurt, because if you opened up, let someone that close to you, it'd be very emotionally taxing if they rejected you.
It's a gamble, most people seem willing to take this risk, and for sure some handle it better than others. Altho I think for many people, once they've gotten into the whole dating and intimacy game, they tend to seek another person out after getting rejected, in an attempt to regain their sense of worth, thus the cycle begins and continues, loads of people go through their lives like this - get together with someone and be happy for a while, eventually one gets tired of the other and they split up, some time passes and they get miserable for being lonely and miss that companionship they had, so they seek another person out, and they're back to being happy for a while - rinse and repeat.
The rare few who live their lives content in solitude are probably the most privileged.
>>25014360
So what should I do mane? Should I try to leave my comfort zone the next time something like this happens? Even if I get rejected I can say "fuck it I tried", but in the moment it's not as easy as that.
>>25014897
Yes op, take the risk
