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i feel nothing when i succeed, but i feel like shit when i fail. is this a normal thing?
Fuck, I know this feel in any case.
I'll win five hands in a row in poker and lose one and feel like throwing myself out the window.
>>25000822
i just keep wondering when there's gonna be any sort of pay-off lmao (not actually lmao)
i mean i've lived a relatively exciting life and i should be really happy but i'm just not
>>25000776
celery takes longer to steam than broccoli
>It turns out that Stacy, Stacie, and Stacey all wanted your dick
>Being a jerk to you was just an attempt to get your attention
>You were always handsome
>You didn't know this because of low self-esteem leading to poor body image
>It's too late to do anything about it
Do I off myself now, or wait until later?
There will be a new Stacy.
Nah I'm pretty sure I'm still a 2/10.
>>25000571
Yeah, but the feelz won't ever be the same.
>So tell me anon, why have you been single for so long?
ayyyyy lmao. that's why I've been single for so long
>>25000399
jesus christ that bitch is one ugly skeleton hag
>>25000399
its hard to find a girl who is loyal, isn't self absorbed, braindead and shallow, most are just manipulative and generally not worth perusing. Why do you ask?
perse
>>25000337
ASSSSS
& titties
>>25000337
>perse
What do you mean by this?
>>25000543
perse is ass in a different language
>>>r/gonewildcurvy
>all these hamplanets have tons of betas drooling over them
>i'm kinda turned on after browsing a while
fetish is a fetish op. i hear some people like chicks with peepees
>>24999673
There's a fatter one called r/gonewildplus
>>25000810
that's pretty fucking weird. maybe they should see a psychologist and get electroshock therapy
Is it worth the risk to go to an asian massage parlor for a HJ? How do I even ask? How can I tell if they provide such services?
Just tell them you're there for a full service. They will know what you mean. Also google rub and tug near me. That will help you out on what locations provide it so you don't look like a complete idiot. Also make sure to have plenty of cash IN SIGHT of the ladies so they know you're for real.
If you're white, just ask for the happy ending. You literally have nothing to worry about.
>>24999857
Full service is going to get OP more than he bargained for.
I may go out today.. it's a big deal because its been 4 years that i didn't leave my house
Any tips how to survive outside?
please tell me your not being serious...
>>24999639
Is there any problem anon?
>>24999714
no, its just i feel bad for you...dont get me wrong, i hate the people in the real world but being outside is kind of fun every once in a while
What's with the flood of /b/-tards and face/b/ook level content?
Can you NORMIES EXIT THE BOARD AT THIS INSTANT please?
I thought it was just my imagination but it's got REALLY BAD the past couple of weeks. It's not just the occasional normie it's literally entire threads of them.
Anyone who uses the term normie, is by default, a normie, because they can't come up with anything unique so their individualism has to come from a widely used term on one of the most popular sites of the internet.
You're part of the problem because you have accepted a stereotype as part of your persona, thus blending in as a fool, showing you are nothing but part of a larger population of autistic males.
You are not unique. You are simply a subcategory of humanity.
>>24999508
yeah I thought I've been seeing a shit ton of facebook bullshit posted her recently
Zzzaaap zzzzzaaaaap zzzzzaaap
Having fun with those brain zaps, SSRIkeks?
what the hell is a brain zap?
>>24999454
They legitimately aren't that bad. The anxiety and depression from SSRI withdrawals are far worse.
Post Love Live lewds
WHY DID NO ONE POST IN MY THREAD
what's the thread you frogposter
>>24999378
Because you touch yourself at night punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPoK-bN-X04
>if we could turn back time
>could we learn to live right
i only browse pages 8 9 and 10 now...I probably saw your post. sorry.
Goodbye. Tomorrow I start a journey of self improvement.
1 Hour working out
30 Minutes of walking my dog
Spend the majority of the day outside
Read a book a week (Either about History, Philosophy, Science)
Do math problems everyday
Keep up with the news
Eat healthier
Cherish every second of life.
one week
Good luck Faggot!
God speed. What kind of dog you have?
Well robots, would you rather give up sex for a month or drop your phone?
>>24999252
just replace it with masturbation
>>24999252
>sex is taken for granted
Does anyone have a pic of that one article about them trying to find ways to get retarded people to have sex because it was a human right?
>>24999252
i drop my phone everyday. who cares
Robot music thread. Giles Corey is the most robot musician on the planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGL5SXrCFXk
>>24998896
Giles Corey is the pseudonym of Dan Barrett, a man who
>married and impregnated a qt azn
>owns his own business that supports him and his family
>works on numerous other fulfilling artistic projects in addition to Giles Corey
>overcame depression (keyword is "overcame")
How is he a robot?
>>24999088
because deep down he still hates himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVIt5f6ihqU
Ok so today I saw some lambskin condoms and bought them as a joke. I opened one up and the material was really weird, it felt like skin but was not elastic at all. So I lubed it up and put it on my dick. It fit perfectly and was super tight. It felt exactly like a real vagina and I started masturbating with it. It felt unbelievable and I literally came in 30 seconds. Not even trolling best orgasm I have ever had. Please try this robots, you will not be disappointed.
You just had anal sex with a lamb, congratulations.
>>24998914
Hot. Og comment senpai wkdj
How expensive?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROASTIE?
>>24998651
i must bump to discover what you droids call a 'roastie'
>>24998651
ya mum m8
>>24998651
Here's my favorite sandwich, a roastie on whole wheat
