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>Michelle Rodriguez didn't get her drivers licence till she was 23 and only got it for fast and furious
Think she is a autist? She did tell people that nonwhites shouldn't be in superhero movies.
What is the relation between autism and not having a driver's license?
>>24996374
Half of /r9k/ doesn't have a drivers licence
Men without drivers licences can't get GFs
>>24996374
I'm terrified of getting a license. It seems relatively common on wrongplanet for autists. At least compared to neurotypicals.
>tfw you hate going out to clubs with your girlfriend because she gets hit on all the time while you are there
wew
good meta post
>tfw you hate making shit bait threads because they never get any responses
>>24996167
I mean it's 2015 people, come on. Also, word that rhymes with rage.
Why do you still trust other people? Why do you delude yourself with the illusion of connecting to other people?
I am trustworthy. Naturally means I trust others as well.
>>24996096
What exactly renders you trustworthy, and how does that imply others are as well?
>>24996191
>What exactly renders you trustworthy
High intelligence.
>and how does that imply others are as well?
Well obviously not everyone, it's just that I tend to give people a chance rather than deciding not to trust them from the start.
The more I can tell someone is like me, the more I can trust that person with my ideas, opinions and such.
I appropriate my behavior based on how trustworthy I find someone.
So i recently got in touch with oneitis
pic related
fucking kill me
>>24995966
rip self confidence
>talking to a female
Ejueeehfueshfuuaef
tfw no female interaction
>>24995966
So show her that you are a little girl in training. Prove her wrong, but no instead you choose to prove her right with this thread. Why don't guys have the drive to better themselves anymore. The moment they get criticize they go into fetal mode
>>24995966
Ask her to touch your feminine dick, it's not harassment if you're a girl
Redditor here, Reddit is down so I decided to check out 4chan! I don't know exactly how this place works but you guys do hacking or something right? LOL I love ur guys's memes especially the green frog, it's so funny! I bought a green plush toy of it to surprise my girlfriend with a wacky gift! So what goes on on here? :P
Hey reddit guy, other reddit guy here. I also like the green frog man. Does anyone know how to make your text green? I have a thrilling tale I'd like to recount. However, it may be too advanced, literature wise for these lowly 4chan users to comprehend
Welcome!
People here seem to have some irrational fear of reddit and think of you as scum for going on that site. Which is crazy but you'll soon realise people here are totally fucked. People here have lots of labels for things and like to use them to tar any kind of thing they don't understand with a big brush.
You're going to get verbally abused a lot by people who have very little life experience basically.
>>24995872
Oh ok! That doesn't sound TOO bad LOL, I haven't accomplished that much myself! Just graduated from an OK university (Dartmouth) and got hired at a pretty good insurance company! :P I'm living in a big apartment in San Francisco with my girlfriend and my dog! :)
I hate being a nobody.
I hate being the one to always fall in love.
I hate being the one to always care more.
I wish you'd care about me just as much.
I WISH I WAS SPECIAL, YOU'RE SO FUCKING SPECIAL
not your personal blog, faggot.
You should add that text to the bottom of the image and post it on Facebook, you would get tons of likes and shares because that's how every single person in the world see themselves.
No comfy blanket edition.
Discuss your wagekekoldry, post greentext stories from your labor pit, plans for days off and such.
>Day off
>Should apply to other jobs
>Don't
>today first day of training for promotion
>tomorrow paid leave because funeral
>they're only raising me to $10 an hour I hear, aaand now's when I start looking for a gig that pays me at least the average
>tfw comfy data entry job
>getting more opportunities in other departments, trying to becoming indispensable, etc
>working over christmas holidays because more pay and I have no friends to spend holidays with
>get paid 7.10bongs/hour
>earn company 1000+ in less than an hour
>this is fair
Alright all memes aside, do people genuinely believe that women can be robots.
I mean, I have made the mistake of looking at a fembot feels thread and I saw people talking about boyfriends, friends, etc.]]
I don't know about you guys, but that sounds like a fucking normie to me.
I doubt that they exist. And stop complaining that anons lynch you for being a female. You can literally solve that problem by not attention whoring.
Oh and disregard the opinions of tripfags, they don't really count.
It's impossible for a woman to be a robot.
The only reason they're tolerated is because beta whiteknights think they can acquire sex by standing up for them and communicating with them without attacking them.
Fembots don't exist. Even if you're fucking ugly an ugly guy will still want you.
>>24995771
That's what I think. More and more white knights keep pouring in.
I wish they would go back to tumblr and stop ruining one of the only places where I belong.
Pic related is what's happening.
How do I get a fembot who has a crush on me to stop talking to me?
We've had enough of roastie cunts
It's time to make 'em leave
Let's kick their Chad-hopping butts
Back to Arby's
>>24995584
Just be yourself.Always worked for me.
Had a similar problem, slammed her mom, she dropped me.
>tfw no nice long 2'6" piece of rebar to smash girls faces in with
you ok their buddy??
>>24995325
Yeah bro, just itching for some rebar
>>24996026
ur mum was itching 4 my rebar last night m8
I'm 25. I don't want to get older.
Just stop aging, that's what i did.
I am also 25 and I want to die in my sleep.
Honestly, I look better as I age.
Not sure if I'll look good past my middle ages, though.
>tfw no perfect, 150 IQ, athletic, well mannered, high cultured supreme gentleman best friend
i know that particular feel family
>>24995055
don't forget the 328i bimmer
>>24995055
I'm sure he was a pretty cool guy. I would have been his friend.
>huge tranny fettish for years
>live in smallish city with no tranny escorts
>every few months check the t4m craigslist page
>see one few days ago posted recently
>said he had a glory hole fettish and knew of a spot it could be done
>offered to suck anyone off as long as they used a condom
>I knew this was my only chance to have any sexual encounter since I'd never have to face them (im a social anxiety loner)
>Just arrange a time and put my dick through the hole and I'd never have to say a word
>Guy instructs me to go into the toilets of a park on the outskirts of the city
>arrive and there's a motorbike outside the toilets so I'm confident they're there
>nervously put my dick through the hole in the 3rd toilet going into the 4th
>guy grabs my dick and tells me to give him my wallet
>tells me he'll cut my dick off unless I give him my wallet
>feel like I'm going to shit myself so do am I'm told obviously
>makes me hand over my phone too
>makes me put my feet as far under the stall wall as possible
>ties my feet up with a rope and tells me if he sees me leave within 15 minutes he'll knife me
>sit there crying for 30 minutes before working up the courage to leave
never use craigslist robots. it might seem like a good idea, but it fucking isn't worth the risk. As soon as I got home I found the ad was deleted so I have no means of finding who this guy is.
>>24995009
Oh my fucking god I almost crashed the fucking car. I've never laughed like this before. I don't even know what to say. Should have not listened to the meme, and went no fap and this wouldn't have happened.
Wow, what an experience
>>24995009
That's what you get for being a faggot, faggot.
>"anon why do you spend so much time in your room? What are you doing up there? YOu know its not healthy to be alone so much"
Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck am I?
>>24994978
> MOMMMM
> WHO IS THIS PERSON IN OUR HOUSE
>>24994978
>"Lel, do you actually dye your brows?"
>witch fucks off and leaves me alone
Who where /wagekek/
Found a job that I dont have to expose people to my autism. I drive around a metropark making sure no one's breaking in 40 hours a week.
Literally the easiest job I've ever had
that sounds pretty great actually
do you live in a big city? is there any possibility of danger? or is it smooth sailing for sure, brobot
isn't it illegal to have sirens and that "emergency 911" thing if you're not actually a cop?
>>24995094
No fuck no. Small city, all white suburbs. No possible way, I sleep half the time anyway in the car
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