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How do you invest your good boy points?
>>25007163
>not cashing them out for tendies
by going back to school
>>25007163
I invest them on not getting kicked out of the house.
left my answer sheet empty today
how do i cope with failure and repeat WHOLE FUCKING YEAR?
repeat the whole fucking year
>>25007161
Why would you do that? Why not at leasty try to make some shit up?
>>25007280
Why waste energy when you are going to fail anyway?
>tfw literally no bf
>>25007149
Do you literally wanna go out?
>>25007170
yes i literally do
>>25007190
Are you a qt trap that is addicted to wearing girl's panties?
>tfw in a Skype group with a bunch of robots
>tfw you're swapping nudes with the admin's gf
>Robots
>Admin has a gf
This does not compute.
>>25007206
basicaIly this
>>25007206
Never said the admin was one of the robots.
I finally did it lads. I have become normie.
>>25006959
no you havent. If you fuck her on the first date, I'll take my words back.
>>25006959
>what is providing fake numbers so the male gets off your back
Why didn't you show interest in the girl you matched with? She'll just tell her twin that you made her feel like shit now
Who else /losing weight/ here?
If you're a NEET or a student like me who only takes a few classes weekly and is home most of time you have no excuse to not get fit.
>shirt that I could barely put on now fits pretty well
>best shape I have been in the last 2 years
>feel pretty good overall, more energy
Been eating under 1500 the past week. I think I lost 1-2 pounds. It sucks though because the food I eat is garbage, today I ended up eating bagel bites and dots for my food for today.
Not losing weight, or go to school.
Still keep fit and run every single night. Average 50-60km a week.
but anon, I need to gain weight, not lose it. And that's much harder
>be 22 yr old KV NEET
>mom is at home
>no one comes for the entire day
>mom has to go to do some shopping
>leaves house for 2 hours
>milkman wants payment
>delivery man drops off a parcel from ebay
>cleaning lady comes
>postman delivers a letter
>some random woman wants me to fill a fucking questionnaire
>oh boy another delivery from amazon
>have to open the door for each one of them, talk to them and close the door
>when i want to sleep in my comfy bed
Fuck mom what the fuck are you doing? Come home back soon
>>25006756
where the fuck are my NEET bros at?
>>25006996
Too depressed to post.
>>25006996
watching hunter x hunter and crying softly
Calling all photoshop-nifty robotos!
I need my teeth wither in this image
Ples help
>>25006505
You disgusting jew.
>>25006505
Here you go anon, just slap that on your resume
>>25006556
Thats not white anywhere
Had this thread on /pol/ yesterday and got a lot of cool stories.
Tell us about a time you nearly died, or were scared that you were about to die.
Bonus points if you have pics related to it.
I'll begin.
I was paddling across a shallow river when I was 6 years old. Fell over and hit my right leg off of some rocks, below the knee. Paddled back to the shore because my leg hurt like fuck.
When I looked down to check out my leg, there was a huge 6-inch gash in my leg, torn through the muscle and exposing the bone. Must have been a piece of metal or some really sharp rock where I fell.
Got carried by my grandfather to a golf course nearby and a gentleman there drove us to a hospital. Doctors said that the cut in my leg was half an inch from the femoral artery, and that I would have bled out and died if id fallen over in just a slightly different way.
Still got a huge scar on my leg from it, complete with the holes from the stitches, shit looks pretty cool.
Pic related
>>25006467
>Be on Honda CBF650 (INB4 normie gtfo)
>Behind slow ass car for the last 5 minutes
>go around bend and decide in all my wisdom to over take
>About to merge
>Truck coming around corner fast
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>Come to within 5 meters of getting turned into strawberry jam by a semi-trailer
I guess you don't have many exciting stories when you spend your life in your room with tendies.
Fucking NEETs
>get out early from school for doctor's appointment at 1ish
>kill time at home by climbing neighbors trees
>recently cut some of them to where some are long branches sticking up with points
>ofcourse I fall
>end up getting impaled through the right armpit
>pull myself out and bleed profusely
>dad sees it and takes me to hospital
>talks to friend for ten minutes before we take off
Missed opportunities thread?
>Be Me a few years ago, barely a teenager
>Cyborg mode, Only have 2 Real friends, 2 Brothers
>Their Dad is a single Dad, dates around a lot
>Eventually gets with this older Redhead lady
>Has a daughter my age, also a Redhead, qt3.14
>She comes over to my friends house occasionally
>Starts to take an interest in me despite my social awkwardness
>Calls me "McLovin" because I resemble that character from the movie Role Models
>One day she starts being super extra flirty, constantly pulling me away from our friends to talk in private, lay on me, touch me, etc.
>Turns out she was moving away the next day to Florida
>Later that night we are in the backyard of my friends house
>I'm sitting in a chair, she literally comes in between my legs leaning on me, wanting me to kiss her
>I completely spill spaghetti, freeze up, don't know what to do
>Don't want to be a bad kisser
>Literally says "Come on Anon, don't be such a pussy"
>Hesitate for a bit longer
>Finally pull her off to the side and give her a long wet kiss
>firstkissfuckyeah.jpg
Cont.
2/2
>I'm tall and she is short so I end up stumbling whilst leaning over to kiss her
>Super embarrased but she says it's okay
>Go back inside
>Hold hands the rest of the night
>She goes to lay down to bed
>Have an opportunity to fuck her even though her Mom and My friends dad would be home at any time
>Say Goodnight and go to sleep in different room
>We wake up the next morning
>She shows little interest in me
>Leaves for Florida forever
Pic in OP is my face thinking about her trying to get me to kiss her. It's not so bad now since I have a GF who loves me to death and the girl was kind of a slut, but it still makes me wonder what it would have been like had I not pussed out
A lot and now I'm a 26 year old KHV.
Some of my faves:
>that one time when I found a phone number on a note in my backpack. burned it at home
>that one time when a girl's friend was writing my name + her friend's on the blackboard and i pretended not to see it
>that one time when this girl approached me on the stairs and told me her friend was into me and i just laughed and went away
>that one time when i looked through a party video of a friend and this amazing girl I liked basically admitted being into me; i just closed the video and pretended nothing happened
>>25006398
Also, that is a big reason why I am big into redheads to this day
sup robots, thoughts on my gf? how/d did I do?
Whats up with her eyes, senpai?
Fuck off you idiot.
>>25006303
How are you searching for it? THe built in function doesn't work for me; says the picture isn't accessible.
lets dig deep
Whats the single thing thats killing you inside
>rejected by girls all the time during childhood
>no end in sight
>say fuck it and drop out
>today
>see ugly guys with unibrows have 8/10 gf
>never had intimate contact with a female
>never had any kind of relationship with a female other than being rejected or made fun of
>being asked why i dont have any gf
>while i was fat as fuck
Not one person to tell me to lose weight or how to do it. Losing weight is the easiest thing there is. People wonder why im single. Women dont like fat slobs, thats it. People look at the situation from an 'equality' perspective. The 'equality' movement is the greatest delusions there is today. Because there are men with fat cunts it means i should be able to find a bitch while a fat slob. This isnt how it works.
It took me forever to realize this being on my own.
One day im gonna snap. Not because of the rejection but because of these delusions that makes people lose so much time. Im losing weight and see women looking my way more often than all the years of my life.
that's cool, my friend
I lost 80 pounds and I'm more kissless and virginal than ever
Newsflash: People like seeing people who take care of themselves
>>25006087
Trust me OP, I thought for years that the thing eating me up inside was tfw no GF. Then I got a GF, got sex, had about three weeks of adrenaline rush, and then ended up feeling just as miserable as before, but with the added ball-and-chain of a relationship.
My feels are
>Knowing everybody around me will die having left no mark on the world whatsoever
>They all seem perfectly happy about being ordinary, having no talents, making no difference in the world
>I fled from my wagekuck life because i couldn't deal with those feels
>I spend all my time these days programming, researching and toying with complex mathematics, hoping one day I'll be able to make a small academic/intellectual mark on the world, whether that's a new math formula, new programming paradigm, some gimmicky phone app, a shit-tier indie game like Undertale or something else altogether
>Everybody looks down on me for being a computer dweeb
>I'd rather literally spend my life trying to leave an intellectual scratch on society and die trying, than have an office job and a weekend shift at Wendy's to support a wife and kids
>I'm the weird one for that reason, apparently
Why is it so hard for normies to fathom the concept of dedicating your life to your goals and dreams (even at risk of failure) instead of just existing for the sake of existing?
A few days ago in a thread an anon posted pictures of himself, stuffing his clothes with water balloons and other things so it looked like womanly curves.
I used to do this when I was younger, anyone else? Is this a somewhat common fetish for robots?
Yes I realize I am mentally ill.
Dumping some pics the anon posted.
I roleplayed with this girl from Omegle who used to stuff huge balloons full of water up her shirt and pretend to be pregnant. She would cam with me while she walked around cleaning the house or making meals.I thought it was really hot for some reason.
>>25006040
that's hot as fuck
>>25006012
>all I can think of is pic related
How do you make a girl like you?
There must be a way
Do the opposite of being someone else.
>>25005577
Choose someone equal in attractiveness to you
It's really that simple
People just often want better than themselves
Don't
Be realistic
If you're a 3/10 a fellow 3 will probably like you if you're just not a psycho
be 6'+
have 6.5"+ dick
be rich
be social mogul
have 8/10+ face
don't be yourself
>be me
>fembot
>on tinder
>get a bunch of cute guys as matches
>none of them are over 6' tall
D R O P P E D
>>25005257
Here's your reply.
muted
Men worship weakness, frailty and sensitivity.
Women worship power, dominance and wealth.
Women enable fascism.
>>25005308
Sorry bb but I'm 5'6" and if I can't wear heels next to you you can't touch my boobs or put ur dick inside me
