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>earlier this year
>in my hometown
>there are reports about a man who assaults random women on the street
>he grabs them and smears shit on their faces/hair then runs away
>police is clueless
>media is having a blast, calling him the 'fecal phantom'
>this goes on for ~6 months
>there are 8 reported cases, probably more unreported
>they finally catch him
>mfw it was a friend of mine
he really hid his power levels well, this is next level
>>25005253
you knew poo poo pepe IRL. and didn't even realize it
>>25005253
Reminds me of the poop bandit story from a while ago, kek
>cheerio kek
what a hero
too bad this never happened
Good morning anon, time to get to work. & thank you for making enough that I don't have to work
this is the face when she sees tyrone's big dick while you're away at work
>>25005246
Jodi is pure iirc
>>25005362
looked to me like she has a husband and kids
>tfw get called a normie cause I have a gf
>have a gf because she's basically willing to mommy me and put up with my anxiety issues (for now)
>can't even imagine being in college or having a nice job like every other kid on this board, let alone doing well at it
>think that most of r9k is actually normies
But popular opinion is what matters I think.
>>25005143
this guy looks like a fuckin corpse
being called a normie is probably a good thing on here
nobody wants to be a robot, especially robots
if you're attractive enough to have a girlfriend to take care of you then yes, you are a normie. or a failed normie at best
Some of you dragons are alright. Don't go to school tomorrow if you are in Anor Londo.
So long everlasting dragons.
>>25005071
Either you kill me or Nito does, I'll be waiting lad.
Any Seeth the Scaless Pepe edits?
Some of you chosen undead are alright. Don't come to Chasm of the Abyss tomorrow.
Happening thread will be posted once I get my fucking pendant back.
Guys, I need help, I'm having finals next month from math and physics. I'm pretty bad at those and didn't pay nearly as much attention as i should have. How do I study for these shitty fucking subjects? Do you have any general tips for studying?
>>25004716
THese are not subjects one can just study in. Its going to require some repetition and practice problems. My advice would be to go through some of the concepts in your book and do the practice tests. Also, try asking the instructor for some extra help/practice problems. Perhaps he/she might have an old exam he would not mind letting you attempt for practice.
You are going to need to do more math and word problems, as well as practice the concepts. If you are still stuck on them, try going in during office hours or seeing a math tutor on campus. If that isnt your thing, try YouTube videos
>>25004742
Thanks, Anon. practice is propably the only way
>>25004775
the good news is that you have a month. that is plenty of time to brush up on the shit you might have missed. Godspeed anon
>piano student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electro-acoustic music"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly lose respect for him
I assume there's a few electro-acoustic musicians on here, so I'm actualIy curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficuIt or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>he studies music
>he pays tens of thousands of dollars for debt
>>25004320
>going to school to learn a single instrument
how does it feel to not be a creative genius?
>>25004338
>>25004350
Falling for such canned bait
The sadness won't stop growing.
>>25003953
go for a walk, that will clear your mind
>>25003977
Thank you for the suggestion, my friend. It's almost 4am, though, I'll have to endure until the sun comes up.
>>25004013
Night walking is the best kind of walking
Anyone else have a hard time looking at these fucking things in Super Markets?
teeny tiny little weenies
>eating processed meat
It's pretty funny considering I hate my life and would love to die any moment, now. Yet, I still can't bring myself to fuck my body up with shit like that.
I wish they were cheaper. Lil smokies are awsome.
Is there even any point in going on? I don't feel like I've shared a meaningful experience with another human being in the past 10 years. My best friends moved away and I haven't made any new friends since. Day in and out it's the same thing. The world seems to be changing in ways that I cannot subvert, stuff like global warming and degeneracy scares me but I'm powerless to do anything about it.
I only have a few people I talk to from time to time, but I'll probably never see them in this lifetime. My job is boring. My coworkers are religious freaks. I feel so alone.
ever consider going to the philippenes?
aparently even the ugliest dudes over there can score SOMETHING
better than a anime waifu, right?actually a anime waifu is probably better than a 40+ year old tbqh fa m
>>25004103
The Philippines is really a shithole.
>>25004103
I'm not looking to score. Sex would be nice, but that's not really what I'm aiming for.
Should I pick up new hobbies? Going to the gym might work. I'm not fat, but I'm definitely not shredded.
"I'm not looking for a boyfriend, right now"
What did she mean by this?
She's only interested in Chad's cock.
>>25003623
You're not going to be her bf, so fuck off.
>>25003623
-you're too ugly/beta possibly both
Got this on tinder.
What does it mean ?
>>25003596
She has no desire for sex
>>25003611
Thought so, thanks anon!
>>25003611
Cool dubs
>LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAYthe robot does it for free
THIS YEAR, TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS, I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEOMNE SPECIAAAAAAAAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS6SPtCmafw>maybe next year...
>>25003437
Tfw no TayTay gf for Christmas
I've been muted
How to get permabanned? Would any mod be up to doing this for me?
Also, if you have CP, post it.
here's cp
>>25003291
gotcha covered op
>>25003291
this'll be good
Just watched the force awakens ama
>>25003273
how shit is it?
>>25003273
>star wars
how reddit can you be?
your son is a nuke and you have to either let him die or move to boston
>i heard you make that joke about a dank meme.. i understood it, do you ever use 4chan?
fag:
>i used to go to on /b/ all the time before..
>MFW
fo sho, fuck you robot
>>25003259
>he doesn't shut people down by saying he was on /b/ in 2003 or 2004
it's like you think the other boards weren't just to bring less attention to /b/, faggot
>>25003415
my man, slap dat meat f a m
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