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i think im pretty good at shitposting
i mean, im no master or anything, but i think im okayOP is a faggot
Nope, you're still too edgy.
To be a master shitposter, you need to be neutral and be able to adapt and flow, like water.
How many post a day are we talking here?
No, you're not a master. I'm a real master. Check out this shitpost.
Am I a Chad
>was fat, but lost like 40lbs
>everyone tells me I'm looking very attractive
I don't think I'm good looking at all, what do you guys think?
>>24990102
You look like your 40
not bad looking tho
Looking good mate congrats on the weight loss
I'd say your about average maybe better. Smile more and get a different haircut.
I caught my Wife's son jerking off yesterday
>>24990060
>wife's son
Subtle bait
Did you give him a hand?
>>24990082
Not subtle at all, someone's been spamming "wife's son" bait all day.
Here's a conundrum I've found in the pursuit of a gf.
What are the realistic qualities to look for in a woman?
You can't expect them to be a smart as you, or as dedicated as you, or able to be good conversationalists like men. Sure there are women up to par with men, but they're so rare that it's impractical to think you'll find one.
Most women don't even have hobbies. Listening to music is their 'hobby'.
So, what realistic things do I look for in a woman before I make her my gf?or try to. a man can dream
>>24990017
No clue but fucking saved to my supreme gentleman collection.
WHY won't you robots listen to all the rap songs warning you about all women being whores and how easy it is for them to take someones girlfriend.
Join the bad boy club and don't date..just fuck them.
All your problems will go away, you will stop caring about them being sluts because you're just using them for sex and nothing else.
>>24990017
Honestly, I've never lowered my standards and still go after the gf who shares my hobbies, is intelligent, doesn't rely too much on me but is still submissive etc, and you shouldn't have to. anything less than what you want is not going to be fulfilling, better to have no relationship than one you don't enjoy.
Are north-american normies the BIGGEST normies of all?
You could say they dictate what's trendy and cool, and so normies all around the world follow them. They're usually the most stupid and vapid, tend to be more spoiled than your average non-north-american normie, and they started normie twitter/instagram culture.
Thoughts?
Yes, I've lived in both north america and Europe and it was even harder for me to fit in with American normalfags
>>24990000
Any stories, anon?
Mexico is in North America but they seem less normie.
I guess they're more trendy normies.
Do you ahve any milf stories, /r9k/?
>Experienced
>Free haircuts
>Will give you lots of love and attention
>tfw no lewd milf teacher gf
>free haircuts
Sounds good, where do I sign up
>>24989865
tfw there's literally a milf central in my city
who else /wantshissoulremovedfromhisbodyandwantstolivelikeanincorporealghost/ here?
Me
I don't want a physical form
>>24989730
I just want to die and wander this mortal plane.
Me. I often daydrram about killing myself and watching everyone i know react. The i would use my new ghost powers to manipulate shit.
Why are girls so narcissistic?
Their primitive instincts
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/03/150304104040.htm
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>24989773
seems like a shit "meta-analysis" actually just playing with numbers to get the result they want.
We further investigated a less-studied form of narcissism called vulnerable narcissis which is marked by low self-esteem, neuroticism, and introversion
Are there any side jobs I could get that don't involve interacting with people?
I have really bad tremors and can't look people in the face without spazing out.
I wanna know too.
I heard that you can make a decent amount of money promoting stuff on Twitter, but it's a bit hard to get into and I haven't tried it.
Here's a trick to remember when looking at people.
You can fake eye contact. Just don't look directly into their eyes. Just slightly off to the side of their face and straight through them.
Unless they are specifically focusing they won't recognise that you arent looking at their faces and continue to talk to you like normal.
His do I know this? I work on the tills and I really struggle to look people in the eye. So I technically dont and no-one seems to notice.
>>24990035
You can tell me as many tricks as you want but none of them help. I would rather just get a job that doesn't have to deal with a lot of people.
LAST CHRISTMAS
>>24989321
I GAVE U MY HEART
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
>brother and his wife coming over
>their friends coming with them
Looks like I'm spending another Christmas dinner hiding on my computer, making not so much as a peep or they might hear me
>tfw you think about the girl you liked in highschool and you got the feeling she liked you too, but you never made your move because too beta/afraid of rejection
>see her today with her chad bf
its my senior year, im 18
>inb4underageb&
im not sure why im so afraid to make a move on the girl i like. its not that im afraid of rejection its just that...
what should i do i really have no idea what i would say if i ever made a move on her, time is running out for me
>>24989250
I saw that picture posted on my university yik yak with some normie comment about finals. Stop posting pepe you normie fuck
>>24989358
you just got to accept that the normies post pepe.
So, I'm getting fed up with chasing the better looking girls. I find the 'average' looking girls easier to talk to and I tend to attract them easier.
Thing is, I think my friends will take the piss out of me for dating an uglier chick. Should I stick to being single until I finally get a hot chick or start fucking around with the average bitches?
>>24989231
under all that is a qt skele
fuck what your friends think.
if they're really your friends, they will support whoever you date.
>>24989848
this could be true but not always man. there are plenty of reasons why your friends might not support you
I was going to pull an all-nighter for an essay but I failed and slept.
It's 6:56 in the morning right now.
I have 2000 words out of 4000 words written.
I only have 10 minutes left until I leave my house and go to uni.
I also have a test today which I haven't studied for at all.
>tfw I can't miss any more days
Robots help me please give me some moral support
I feel like becoming an hero.
what do I do? help me out please
>>24989227
I once had an essay that required 3,500 words, as an absolute minimum. I handed in an essay with 2227 Lied and said it was 2,700. I got a 64% on it as well, despite being 40% quality.
If not, and you fail, life isn't over yet anon.
>>24989227
Sorry man but i feel like shit so im going to be happy about your failure
>there is a girl
>she works in a bar
>start going there regularly
>manage to start chatting somehow
>she's into anime and other loser shit I love
>never had a gf, can't tell if a girl likes me or I'm just deluding myself because she speaks to me and treats me like a normal human- except when its painfully obvious because the girl is even more socially retarded than me
>can't stop myself from interpreting everything she does as a sign I have a chance with her
>despite knowing perfectly that I'm wrong
>spend time imagining my neet, ogre faced, bald self going on dates with an high QI girl ten years younger than me with a uni career into economics before her, despite knowing its all a lie
>start enjoying the pain coming from constantly torturing yourself with impossible delusions
I don't know what to think of myself anymore. have I gone past the final boundary? the point where happiness and sadness become blurred? is this soul masochism? am I even really alive? or I'm just the fruit of the imagination of my real self that lives secluded deep inside my brain?
Ask her out somewhere then goddamn. Just keep in mind shes paid to be nice and flirt with people so they come back.
>>24989488
That's out of question, even if she would say yes I have absolutely no idea on what to do. she talks to me because I've become extremely good at pretending to be normal.
>>24989818
If it's out of the question then that means there's no possibility. If there's no possibility of anything happening then there's no point in worrying over it.
she told me she didnt wanna fuck b4 marraige
after marraige i was introduced to her half-black son and Tyronne
>inb4 annull the marraige
>Tyronne's in a gang (nuff said)
you're suck a fucking cockold
>not getting a prenup
>marrying someone before you know everything about their life
>marrying a non-virgin
enjoy your ruined life
>>24989220
we r beta providers & wagekeks
d sooner you stop fighting reality the better off u r in life
also my marraige is rock solid
>>24989253
in the words of tony montana "i not, mel. you are"
BANG
thanks ror the neetbux, wagie
now butthurt wagie go awagie
