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Would you live in one of these sound proof neet boxes?
>>24978936
of course. I'm poor, ugly and don't have many friends. What does the outside world have to offer me but pain? God wants me to go through this great suffering that I did not deserve but I won't.
In a heartbeat! My apartment is tiny and I wish it were smaller
>>24978936
This looks like a comfy place i could live in
Wake up wake up, wagekeks
The commute starts now
Enjoy traffic while I go back to sleep for 10 more hours
>>24978929
This is a positive first step
You can do it OP
Shut up, you worthless fuck
jokes on you OP i just came home from my night shift and will go to bed now
>tfw no tits/vagina to suckle upon
>tfw no midget qt to snuggle up with
>>24978779
NO YOU RETARD, YOU SUCKLE THE CLITORIS
I HAVEN'T HAD SO MUCH AS A FINGER ON MY DICK AND I KNOW THIS, HOLY SHIT
>>24978872
Give a KHV robot a break senpai
>tfw played guitar for literally 15 years
>i'm still no better than someone who has been playing for one or two years
Us robots are just not destined to be good at anything, are we?
>>24978481
get a new hobby then, obviously you're rubbish at guitar
post a vocaroo. if nothing else you can impress retards who don't play music at all.
Did you have an instructor?
Did you make an effort to get better or did you wank around when you were playing?
How often did you practice and for how long?
I've been playing synth for 3 years, but I didn't start getting good until a year ago when I buckled down to get good. Before that I was making dumb loop pedal ambient jams and abstract textures.
How do fellow neets deal with the fact they'll never have a loving wife/family?
it's a good feel, living with other people is such a hassle to me and I hate having people depending on me or having to compromise
>>24978385
I guess I wasn't meant to be neet because it feels like I'm missing out on a lot compared to my peers.
>>24978385
This nigger gets it
It's a good feel having no pressure for anything
>Turn on shower
>Piss
>Feels good
>Realize I'm not actually in the shower, I'm in bed
>Wake up
>Wet the bed
Why why why why why. I can't be the only one who has these kinds of problems. I don't know what to do other than cutting liquid intake, which I already did.
Are you a gril?
>>24978367
Sometimes I wish, but no.
>>24978428
Shame. I want a scared girl to cuddle and reassure.
I fucking hate you all. I want to convince every single sad boy attention seeking "robot" to kill himself
I also hate you, we'll meet in battle.
if a cute girl found it erotic I would hang myself for her desu
>>24978315
you got it boss
Don't ask me why but I need as many clips of people going like this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P59VrfTDAr
As possible. Thanks in advance.
I remember this thread from months ago
why
>>24978316
It's a rather obscure fetish.
>>24978300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P59VrfTDAr
I knew it, I fucking knew it, I wasn't wrong
Fucking Chad who was bullying me at Hs is at the same /uni/ that I am.
>hello anon you are here too?
What to do?
>>24978151
I had this happen to me too
I just try to avoid him at all costs
Stop getting bullied u weak piece of shit
People grow up
Former bullies can be nice to you
Do you ever have weird dreams /r9k/? Tell me about them.
I just woke up from a dream where I was coworkers with Taylor Swift. I lost my temper and yelled at her. She walked outside and I immediately ran after her and apologized and hugged her as she cried, but she quit and wouldn't come back no matter what i said to her. There were other facets to the dream but this is all I can remember. I forget my dreams almost entirely after a short time.
I once dreamt a female I knew sat on my hand squashing her vag on it.
I've kept a dream diary since 2011 and I record at least one dream every day
had a dream last night about getting head from the blonde detective from law and order special victims unit, fuck reality
Seriously strange dream last night. Had to help this dude find out who his dad was using Time Travel that took us through 1917, the 1700's and the late 90's. Don't know if we succeeded.
Later dreamt I was shooting at birds with a bow, but never hit one.
Tell me about your most recent fuck up /r9k/.
I want to dieI want to die
Recently called my coworker a stupid cunt after she smacked my hat off my head because I wouldn't do her job for her. Fucking entitled bitch, she threatened to get her bf to kick my ass and said she was going to tell the supervisor I tried to grab her ass. Guess it's time to look for another job.
>>24977804
>went out for a smoke
>guy I met week ago notices me
>he and two girls who are with him aproach me...
>"oh, hi anon"
>oh shit I forgot his name
>I look him dead in the eyes, acidently blow a smoke in his face a mumble thru teeth: "I dont know you"
>"oh-h... Okay anon... Se-ee you l-later"
I-its not l-like i need friends anyway.
>tfw never fucked a white girl
>tfw white girls are prized possessions in my country
>>24977748
>tfw you're white and honestly you could get any girl but a white girl
>>24977893
goddamn it that was the wrong gif, just fuck everything up permanently in my life forever I give up, fuck this, it's not worth it.
Why does /r9k/ hate "roasties" so much, we're human's just like the rest of you, so what if our vaginas aren't the most beautiful thing out there, each vagina is special in their own way. <3
You guys are way too hateful, maybe if you learnt some love and compassion you would get further in life. :)
shitty baet but the pic physically hurt me
get a vaginalplasty or fuck off
I don't know why you guys care anyway, most of you will never see a vagina in real life, roastie or not. Just stick with porn, least you get to be picky there.
>Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates
>Eagle Cooling employee Brent Festge takes pride in the semi-skilled, blue-collar job he loathes, the 39-year-old solderer reported during his lunch break Tuesday.
http://www.theonion.com/article/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-963
Preemptive warning: The Onion is satire. If you did not know this previously, please think before you post.
Thank you.
>>24977665
Thisis true and honest comedy gold.
Okay frogposters, I get it. I really do. You want everyone to think you have a great life with zero responsibilities and general reason.
But seriously, there's 6 wagekek posts on the frontpage. You're overdoing it. People might have believed you if you didn't cram it down their throats.
Also, the amount of free time you have gives you away. BL.
5 hours till the exam need to read 100 pages and understand them somehow.
Should I try at least or I should just give up and watch some anime?
just bee yourself my dude
>>24977532
5 hours and 100 pages? I don't see you passing the exam unless you were a genius.
>>24977532
Anime, you might even learn something useful.
