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I don't want to live.
I don't want to die.
I don't want this world.
I don't want this reality.
I can't take this reality.
I need to get out.
HELP
THIS NEEDS TO BE SOME HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE, IT CAN'T BE REAL, THERE NEEDS TO BE SOMETHING BETTER
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT
SHUT UP
FUCK OFF
NOTHING IS RIGHT
YOU'RE LYING
YOU'RE FUCKING LYING AND YOU KNOW IT
Wow. That was some edgy shit
Hi, I'm from Reddit. Are you okay? You sound a little mixed up there buddy. :)
>>24975101
Jus b ursef ;b
> She just called you "darling"
Am...am I in /r9k/?
>>24975062
if you live south of the mason dixon line that means nothing
>>24975062
>Am...am I in /r9k/?
The friend zone? Yeah.
>actually this is not the boy
Whelp, no you aren't in OP
>posting ree
>posting chad
>posting normie
>posting stacy
Guys i need help.
>struggle to get out of bed unless i absolutely have to, for example if i have work or college.
>shit sleeping pattern
>cant control my diabetes (type 1) I don't underestimate the importance of it, i just cant get into the habit.
>feel like shit all the time
How do i get willpower to do shit about it?
Pay me to do what your parents should have done to you growing up. Beat you until you become a better person.
A huge portion of that is caused by your uncontrolled diabetes.
Get that under control first.
>>24974129
Fellow type 1 here. That should be the most important thing on that list. If you don't get that under control(I'm assuming BS too high?) than that could lead to eye problems, sexual dysfunction, and circulation problems that could lead to amputate. Believe me it's not easy living with this shit, but people who take care of it have a better quality of life. Just saying.
Why do so many girls believe in astronomy?
They never take science classes so can't see through it.
>>24974083
Pic related more like:
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>>24974083
Who is that woman?
"I met someone that makes me feel something I havent felt for you in a while. I don't love you anymore" Thats the end of that 2.5 year relationship. An advice on how to move on.
Get off r9k you stupid fucking normie shitter
>>24973917
>>>/adv/
Please post there for advice, thank you.
That would fucking slay me, fuck.
On the flip side, get fucked, op. I bet you were one of those fags that mentioned their gf every two sentences on here. Fuck you.
Who else missed out on being a teen in HS here. I always wanted to go out with friends to the movies and places like the "Main Event" (more teen oriented arcade) and to hit a burger joint that isn't a franchise.
It's the type of shit I missed out on. I always would see other people I had on Snapchat do those things.
Now I know since I have no friends at the moment either I've been wanting to do those thing now that I'm 19 but alone but I don't know if that would look to pathetic. I don't want stranger normies to know im a lonely robot, because I'm ashamed of it. Can you otherbots relate ?
>>24973742
>I always would see other people I had on Snapchat do those things
>Phone screenshot of pepe
Get out
>>24973742
where are you robot ill go to the main event
>Be Junior
>See normies doing all these cool things
>They have no struggles when it comes to prom
>"Who do you plan to take out for prom anon?
>"hahaha anon! why can't you get hard?!? Are you gay?!? HEY EVERYBODY ANON IS GAY!"
When would this situation ever even arise?
>>24973581
I'd shout hooray.>implying a woman would talk to me
>>24973648
Normies are degenerates and literally have orgys every weekend
If they were to invite a robotfor the sole purpose of bullying himthis is probably something that they could say to mock him
>no meaningful relationships
>weird autistic personality
>anxiety and depression problems
>few people who know you don't like you
>no will to do anything for yourself
What do actual robots have to live for?
Failed normies please don't post.
Actual robot here
Drugs fampai (weed, acid, mescaline, peyote, the gud stuff)
And the simple narcotic highs of eating good food till I'm stuffed (tendies and choco milkie REEE), shitposting on /r9k/, watching free movies and anime on streaming torrents, checking out good books from the library and discussing them on >>>/lit/, napping in my /comfy/ setup, going for nightwalks every night, vidya
basically readjusting expectations to be happy with the simple pleasures of life
>>24974780
/comfy/ is the only thing I have took forward to in life since I was lucky enough to be born with decent intelligence and nice academic opportunities.
>weed makes me depressed a lot of the time
>afraid to do acid or mushrooms since I might freak out and become delusional
>no connections for anything else
I download books from the internet, watch movies, and all that already though. Thanks for the reply.
>>24974944
no probs robro
>Thanks for the reply
iktf too well. how far I have descended.
Such a robot that even on /r9k/ my threads usually garner at most 5 or 6 replies and then Die off
>mfw barely 20 yrs old and already well on the path to becoming a full-blown wizard, possibly as early as my 21st birthday
the normies will never be able to fathom my true Power Level
>tfw no jeepney driving, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, manok chasing, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, kanin picking, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
First thread I look for when I get on. Keep on posting OP
I'm a flip myself, and I love seeing this thread every night.
>tfw no filipina gf
Let's say you, Anon, had a son. Grats on losing your virginity.
If you had to impart some wisdom to your child, something to carry him through life, what would it be? What would you teach him?
dont fap to tranny porn son
>>24973223
these hoes aint Ioyal
Teach him the opposite of how I want him to act so when he rebells he's secretly playing right into my clutches.
Did he seriously think because he is my own flesh and blood change the fact he is just another roach to me?
You fuckers exclaim how not having a girlfriend is a fate worst than death.
What about, having kids out of wedlock, huh?
That sounds like a living hell
My chad buddy purposely had a kid with his girlfriend and they both never agreed to get married because they both agreed marriage is dumb.
>>24973192
>hurr kids are so bad
>fulfilling my reproductive role is so lame bro
>Id rather masturbate my life away creating nothing
>>24973325
nah, b....
What about generational wealth, and making each generation better than the last?
All the wagies are now asleep, preparing for another week at their slave camps.
Isn't just sad?
PLEASE REPLY TO THIS THREAD
>>24972938
No one care m8.
>>24972938
LOOK AT ME IM A JOBLESS NEET LEECH WOOOOOO
>purchase $40 dash cam pro online
>only thing outside of amazon I've bought from online
>bank shows they only charged me 1 dollar
Did I get scammed?
Sometimes places charge you a dollar to see if the credit card works.
Where did you buy it anyway senpai?
>was only charged a dollar
OH GOD DID I JUST GET SCAMMED OUT OF A DOLLAR? WHAT THE FUCK? FUCKING CAPITALISTIC THIEVES
>>24972909
>people test if cc information is legit by making a $1 transaction
>if it works they then proceed to do other shit with someone elses cc who thought they were only buying a product
Welcome to the internet buckaro.
I got 10 PS4 games and opened them all.
too poor to celebrate christmas
>>24972862
Do you want Madden 16 or Resident Evil Revelations 2?
>>24972847
10 PS4 games? How rich are you?
Also, do people really get presents after 18?
