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>tfw applied to 5 different jobs last week and none have called me back
That's expected. I didn't get my job until my 24th application.
I put in three applications and it took a month for one of them to get back to me for an interview
Don't give up yet, buddy
>>27976441
i have started to put in 2 apps per day, i figure if i can't find something putting in roughly 14 apps per week then im either unemployable or the economy is truly fucked.
>That soul-crushing moment when you come to the realization that you will never live in a beautiful, untainted oceanside village subsisting solely on cooperating with your fellow villagers in the material-rich earth unburdened by rampant industrialization
>You will never gaze off into the sunset, remembering that you don't have bills to pay, don't have to look/hold a job, or have any real troubles in the world
Why
LIVE
>cooperating
>fellow
>villagers
>>27975442
That's super magic OP, that's why I love the start of the first kingdom hearts.
>dont have to have a job
Well, you technically will need to gather food, build shelter, etc. which is basically work anyway. Still its probably more satisfying doing that with your fellow villagers than a 9-5.
>tfw towel smells like mold and don't have another
>tfw you dry yourself off with a hand towel
tfw same clothes for two weeks now
>>27975433
nightmare tier
Mental Health/Illness Thread
>now failing classes due to depression
>can barely get out of bed in the morning
>parents disappointed
I think I'm gonna end it all this Friday desu
Bitch I have depression, and I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. It sucks.
I stopped going to classes 3 weeks ago, completely trashing my gpa. I paid for this semester and last semester completely out of my own pocket, and I still haven't been able to care enough to fucking go.
Christ, I hate myself.
I suffer from intense shame.
If i were born to a normal family then perhaps I could be normal socially. Imagine being born to a hoarder family and having them invite people to your home regularly only to have those people be visibly repulsed by your disgusting living conditions.
Every week to this day I suffer the shame of a filthy person in a filthy family. I have been NEET for 8 years and in most circumstances I cannot face people because of the deep shame I harbour.
My parents care about me but they are filthy and I am filthy. They do not seem to understand. I understand that they do not understand and I do not resent them. I could clean up after them but I just don't have the motivation. After living in filth my whole life I am used to it.
I have been using this picture on dating sites for the last few months, but I still have no replies or dates. Is it me or the picture? If so any tips to cha nge it?
>Pic related
>>27975363
you look like you're 16. people don't reply or date you because they don't want to go to prison.
Get a hair cut, nose job and better clothes. And smile properly.
>>27975375
I am 21, how can I look older?
>go outside for once
>walk into plumbing/electrical/construction company in your town
>apply for apprenticeship
>get the job because you're white, can speak english, have a drivers license, and don't do drugs
>you get $12+/hr starting with all benefits including schooling
>literally like joining the military without the commitment
>do this for 4 years, making dosh, getting paid to take a class a week, end with $20/hr
>take your journeyman exam
>pass
>now make $45,000+ per year just from one job working 8 hours a day anywhere in the world because trades can't be outsourced or automated
>do this for 5 years and become master
>be 30 or whatever
>start company related to your field
>pull in middle 6 figures, more than a doctor
Why you fags care about college so much just to make money and not care about what you're majoring in anyway, I'll never know.
>>27975307
I just saw a thread where a guy was asking if "pajama jeans"(jeans made of soft cotton) were "legit" because regular ones are too rough.
Something tells me these aren't the types of people to take up trades.
>>27975307
>le anyone can start a business meme
>>27975307
>have a drivers license
can't drive b/c shitty eyesight
/r9k/ how do you buy your weed online? and how do you find if a person is legit or not?
i used to get weed off a friend of mine but he moved out of state so im at a roadblock.
i live in sydney, aus
>>27975301
I wouldn't do it if I were you. That's just screaming arrest me.
>>27975319
there are alot of ads asking you to add them on wickr
anyone know what the deal with that is?
I've considered it but too scared because there really is no way to tell if legit or not. I've had luck on Grindr though lel (no cocksucking involved, just set name to "anyone got green?" and if anyone wants to sell, that'll be that [warning: cocksucker replies also imminent])
>born too late to experience 1950s America
Niggerlovers, faggots and gommies stay out
how is "cultural marxism" a conspiracy when you can just go on line and read adorno right now?
>>27975292
>pretending the 50s women were better than now
What aren't you understanding that women are women regardless? If they could've gotten away with doing shit that goes on now, they would've.
>>27975299
"Conspiracy" is a word people use to discredit ideas that make them confused or uncomfortable.
Is it gay to shave your ass?
>>27975274
>shaves ass
>poof
>teehee-faggot
Man who shaves any hair on his body is not manly and surely gay
>>27975274
Ya been thinking about this recently. I'm always sweating down there and can't help but think when I shit, it's like sitting through a screen door. So it may be emitting some kind of odor, I can't smell anything though. But imagine the hairs growing back and rubbing between your cheeks, would hurt and be itchy as hell
The 8th installment! Let's make /r9k/ acknowledge the >best fetish!
Everyone with a tickling fetish or interest is welcome in this thread, where we discuss fantasies, experiences, and general discussions, as well as (true or imaginary) stories, and share content, whether it be images or videos, all centering around tickles! Chat away, and have fun!
Come our my fellow ticklefags!
Bumping for more tickles
Oh wow it's finally not original
So....no tickles then?
So the greatest American Business just went all in and will now offer all customers all you can eat Fries.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/eat-fries-coming-mcdonald-catch-223149070.html
Fucking McDonalds, is there anything they can't do?
I applaud this decision. Might as well let the fat fucks eat to death in the restaurant. It's not like they were going to fix themselves anyway.
>>27975260
Still worse than Burger King.
>The best part of McDonald's French fries are how ridiculously good they taste. Which is why when you reach your hand into that brown bag, fishing around for French fry stragglers, and you come up empty handed, you're always bummed. Because the fries are gone and you don't even remember eating all of them.
>news
>Fembots exist
When will this meme die?
>malebots actually think "bee yourself" is good advice for women
>white people actually think they can be robots
>>27975230
It will end when guys here stop giving 400 replies the second someone says fembot here. For a board that claims to hate women the majority seem to jump at the chance to talk to a women
>>27975281
>tfw i told some wench to just bee herself in a thread
You're that girl that's jealous of the traps on here, aye?
Final meme
>>27975208
I count at least 7 boipussies in that pic
did you actually play any of these boipussy life simulators?
Ten had a great soundtrack senpai.
>>27975821
Yeah, it actually did. I always forget how good it was until I put my entire music library on random and it lands on an FFX song.
VI was the best game, though, and VII was cringey edgelord weeaboo faggotry and if it's your favorite you're probably an underageb& who played it before any of the others.
Let's begin a German thread - go!
okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lasEIQyuW8
>>27975206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0
>>27975222
you have to go back
you know which board i dont have to say it
Are women talking animals in human skin?
Because they don't need to be anything else.
>>27975109
Nah, animals are purer, and dogs will actually care about you.
No, they are not senpai
