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What kind of phone do you all have? I need a new phone since mine is dead, but I need some ideas first.
>>27978491
the original moto /g/
it's dated so you should get something else
meme + meme. Only smartphone I've had, so I can't compare with others.
iPhone 6+
looks cool if its jailbroken
>pic related
Who else /moped/ here?
That's a scooter dummy.
>>27978483
>tfw no vespa
Thisis a very specific thread.
How did the urban jungle to disneyland?
>>27978450
The police force was expanded dramatically and gentrification chased a lot of the poor people out to Staten Island and New Jersey.
How did they turn the land of mugging, rape and whores into the land of hipsters and families?
>>27978450
>gentrification
Interesting. How do they get rich people to live in dangerous shitholes though? Is it like in south park?
I guess hipsters are the answer to my question. They're like a bacteria that kills off other more dangerous bacteria.
Things that make normies cancer:
>group of men start singing that crappy Adelle song, replacing the word "hello" with "snello"
>roasties grabbing their sides, rolling on the floor laughing
>the dudes begin singinging it 3 octaves higher than normal
>roasties coughing up their larynx, pissing themselves, their eyes bursting out of their sockets while updating their Facebook status laughing
>>27978446
RIP Marie
>>27978485
Wait, did the lady who played her die?
>>27978446
>hello
Triggered already.
Who here hates the fact that there are actually people behind the name anonymous? I don't want to know your gender,race, face, name, age, or anything. If you want to disclose that info go on Facebook. Yeesh. It's pathetic.
>>27978372
I agree 100% anon
>>27978372
I just hate the fact that there are actually people.
>>27978481
I know. I don't want to think about the people in replying to.
We're onto you normies.
https://youtu.be/tElEX_aR3Lw
>>27978312
OK who is this? who does this? this is fucking funny
>>27979004
The Right Stuff, here have more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCbgIgkvhN4
>>27979086
this is the best thing ive ever listened to
civilized black anon here, ask me anything.
>civilized
>black
pick one, chimp.
>>27978252
I can pick both. Are you here to be rude or are you gonna ask me a question?
>>27978344
It was a joke my man. I do have a question - what is your opinion on Hillary Clinton painting herself as the pro-black democratic candidate?
>>27978186
why would you want to?
you could just play games online?!!??
>>27978892
it'd be nice to play some older games with someone who isn't complete shit and online is mostly just kids
>>27978186
What game and console? We can have a thread about finding vidya buddies, but steam faggots are not allowed to ruin everything with their stupid gay shit.
>>27979082
I have a ton of ps2 games with multiplayer and red dead revolver is pretty fun with two people
who /skellington/ here
57kg 175cm checking in
my arms are thinner than a pencil to be honesto
what do you brobots suggest to put in some weight?
>inb4 eat moar
>>27978098
62kg@185cm, somewhat the same BMI as OP
we are not true skellingtons, as this is a borderline healthy BMI
You don't want more weight as fat is disgusting. Get /fit/ if you want more weight
>>27978098
>57kg
>175cm
speak english please
55kg 170cm but not looking like a fucking spaghetti
ITT: Music women will never understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlpByUfVGHY
TERRORCORE!
Actually, I doubt anyone would understand this as it's a complete and absolute mess.Listen link related and try not to suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAUebQcPGtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_srkqwqKR4
>>27978057
Terrorcore is shit. Listen to some real music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYMqc1zzJnU
>talking to someone on steam
>make a joke to do with fapping/porn
>they don't respond
What's a steam?
>>27977923
that's a sign they're not a person you dont want to talk
>>27977971
not sure if the double negative was intended anon
>tfw 2009 was 17 years ago
>>27977913
>tfw 20 years ago was 40 years ago
>>27977956
>le ebin YouTube celebrity cancer
GET OUT underage memester shit.
Yesterday I was 22... today I am still 22
>mfw I have literally 0 friends
this is the good life bros
>>27977899
Am happy for you OP-kun.
Hermit life is the only life. More games more life.
Who needs girls when you have the big booty 2D cuties? ;)
It actually is good, if you are of that temperament. I feel much freer.
ITT: Characters that women will NEVER understand.
>>27977896
Ornithology common.
they can watch this movie 100 times and still not understand this glorious man
prime example
imagine someone hiding all your clothes while you're showering and they leave some girls clothes on your bed for you to wear
you don't want to catch a cold, so you put it on
almost immediately, your anger and frustration melts away, you start to feel warm and fuzzy, the airy feeling between your legs is one you've never felt before, it feels nice
you run up to the mirror and you're greeted not by your own reflection, but by a cute girl
with your manliness all but stripped away, you take out your phone and take a picture, you don't want this feeling to end
>>27977791
>imagine someone hiding all your clothes while you're showering and they leave some girls clothes on your bed for you to wear
Fuck it, I was planning on going naked and sitting in front of the computer until I dried off anyway. It's not like I'm going anywhere anytime soon.
>>27977791
>you run up to the mirror and you're greeted not by your own reflection, but by a cute girl
>tfw this will never happen
jdimsa
>>27977791
Keep dreaming tranny
Boys should stay boys, they're cuter that way
