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>Oh, hello, anon. I am here for the job interview in relation to a potential position as in-house legal counsel?
>I graduated from Tokyo U but learned American law and jurisprudence as part of my student exchange program. My specialties include contract, corporations, equity, mergers and acquisitions, as well as minor criminal matters. I'm also tri-lingual in Japanese, English, and Chinese.
>Oh? My sense of fashion? Well yes it is a bit out there but I do hope it doesn't substantially negate my experience in corporations and what I can do for your company
Well, /r9k/, would you hire this gal if you ran a company or would you be a shitlord and discriminate against her simply because of what she wears?
>>27973046
Suck my dick or you don't get the job
>>27973046
I don't think you have the level of professionalism required for this workplace nor do you fit our corporate ethos.
Thank you for your time.
>>27973046
she's not as pretty as the girls in my porn comics so no i would not hire her
>have tinnitus
>it literally causes me trauma to not be hooked into electronics and escapist machinations
Not that I ever did anything anyway, but now I truly comprehend the pain of the outside world.
I know your pain op I've shot so many rounds indoors it ruined the hearing in my left ear and the constant ringing drives me insane. How did yours happen?
> Have excellent hearing
> Still have tinnitus
>>27972962
>grandpa can't hear unless you yell at him
>shouts when he talks to himself
>can be hear in every room of the house
>when you say you heard him he says you have good ears
I can't imagine it. It's like a world where sound doesn't exist
who /pale skin/ here?
I'm pale as fuck thanks to my irish heritage and get told all the time I look sickly and like a drug addict.
>>27972958
yup. irish-americanfag here. pale as a fucking ghost with dark circles around my eyes. probably wouldn't be so bad if i went outside more than once a month.
>>27972958
Harry potter isnt irish
>>27972967
I've got the same problem with the dark circles. The whole area around my eyes is blue with veins showing.
>>27972970
Never said he was.
>"hey anon, why is it that my sisters tits are so much bigger than mine, genetics are so unfair"
let me be the judge of that :)
>>27972890
Small is always better, m'lady. And I hope you remember my understanding when I take off my pants.
this happened 4 years ago
le originl
>in medieval setting
>stood up against a wall with a bunch of soldiers
>what i presume to be a bunch enemy soldiers, bring up their crossbows
>barrage of bolts hit me, and while falling, see a few people next to me fall too
>feel a bit of pain or at least pins and needles feeling across whole body for about 2 seconds or so
>wake up in a cold sweat
What does it mean robots? Was this some sort of past life or some shit?
Also share some of your own dreams.
>>27972835
Another dream
>be at beach
>standing on some rocky surf
>trip while walking
>fall into water
>dragged down by some dark figure in the dark, murky, inky, water
>wake up in cold sweat
>>27972903
>skiing down a snowy slope
>start flying
>get vertigo
>star falling
>land skiing down slope still
>hit tree
>wakeup
>>27972952
>Medieval setting again
>in a camp currently being pillaged or burning and shit
>smerc sees me
>impales me with a spear
>thrown into pit of burning bodies
>see flesh charring, and changing right before my eyes
>pins and needles feeling again
>wakeup in cold sweat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcRFxgQhXM4
https://youtu.be/uETC_qoqq_E
https://youtu.be/g2dYsCEsNyk
>>27972936
I love this dudes John Cena video
http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/18/11447064/risk-taking-genes-sex-behavior-biological-determinism
Relax, robots.
>>27972789
all it says is the earlier you hit puberty the earlier you have sex
>>27972789
A girl like that would never even look at you IRL. You're non existent to her
>>27973069
really? my shotty says otherwise.
Why did i have to be born heterosexual and lean towards dominant when i have a 3 inch penis?
Why couldn't i be a sub boy or a homo or an mtf or something that likes it up the ass?
It's not fair, doms are supposed to have huge intimidating cocks. Why can't i be into chastity and small penis humiliation and gentle femdom and mommy like the rest of you faggots.
>>27972746
Have you tried it? And I don't think being into that shit is so great, because it's hard to find women who are.
that is fucking delicious
i'd put my face right up in her butthold and stick my tongue deep inside her gape
then i'd mount her with my 5.5 inch penis and pound the pussy like a fuck machine
I kinda feel you on this.
My dicks 5 inches, and Ive had no complaints from girls, but Im into being really dominant and Itd be cool to have a big dick and really destroy a girls pussy.
Overall Im content though, 5 inches means I can really go hard in a girls pussy without too much foreplay.
>That feel when you walking down the hallway with 2 friends and its only 2 guys wide so you are always behind them
>That feel when you are last pick in group/game
>That feel when you ask girl for prom she says she cant because shes taken then you hear other dude asking her she says "ye im free"
Any1 feels me enough?
>>27972736
>>That feel when you walking down the hallway with 2 friends and its only 2 guys wide so you are always behind them
worst feel tbhfam =(
>>27973079
>tfw it was supposed to be a sort of date thing but we ran into one of my friends there and this ended up happening the entire timethis was last week, she hasnt spoken to me sincethe cuckfear is setting in desu
>Talk to girl about sex shes all horny says shes gona doit with me tonight. We come on the beach i start striping she says that she doesnt feel right she will wait untill she is married
FEEELS BAD MAN
When will you give up on women and go gay?
>>27972649
The next guy to hit on me or ask me out I will just say yes. Its gotten to that point.
I'm gay lol
I have a boyfriend lol
I love him (this is very serious so no "lol" here)
>>27972688
Not even close to his tripcode.
A girl I don't really like is messaging me
she is pretty religious and most likely won't have sex until marriage
I feel unmotivated about this potential relationship
I feel tired all the time after work and in the weekends and would rather sleep
I don't know what to do
Just slowly cut contact with her. Talk to her less and less and make excuses like "i've just been so busy lately" until you don't talk to each other anymore.
Just tell her this
"I feel tired all the time after work and in the weekends and would rather sleep"
sesh till death m8
post characters that remind you of yourself, for me its itchigo
smart, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>27972603
It's gotta be squidward for me. Attempting to enjoy life through my few talents and getting BTFOd by normies :((.
>>27972603
Incredibly lazy, broke, Having to deal with people bullshit and incident all the time, Somewhat pissed when my piece is disturbed,
On a quiet day. I spend my time relaxing indoor while having some tea.
I definitely have a lot in common with Reimu.
>>27972603
i really do identify with pepe way too much
at times, devilish, smug and sly; most of the time angry, sad, and dejected.
people here won't think i'm original but i really love pepe and while myfriendshate him because the normies appropriated him he has always been better than the other memes and something i feel i will always identify withomg im pepekin u guys call mi by my right pepeprounouns
Any other Ausfags here who can't get any decent weed.
Pic Related is probably decent quality where I live.
>>27972567
Isn't the climate pretty good for growing in AUS?
Your population density is super low too. Shouldn't be too hard to avoid cops.
Makes me wonder why your weed is shitty.
It's a mixed bag in germany too though. I'm fairly close to the netherlands to most of my weed is pretty decent but the further west/south you go the more outdoor grown garbage from eastern europe you'll encounter.
NZ here, our weed is dank and they're really pushing for medical.
Tried online ?
I live in Texas. Yall don't know shit weed until you've seen mexican dirt weed.
Girls that are so cute it physically hurts to know that you'll never have a shot with them thread.
>>27972501
Originalcommenttbqhfam
>>27972501
Why are you so afraid to just call them stacy's? Us fembots can already see through your bullshit anyways.
>>27972605
>fembot meme
>that girl who spewed toilet humor and the chads would never talk to her afterwards
>>27972453
My mother is that girl and I've seen her pull this off, I don't think I could have realistically felt more sorry for her. She's pathetic.
>>27972473
Poor gal... At least she got laid at some point
>>27972453
Toilet humour?
