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Does anyone else get autism flares over trivial things that you know you shouldn't care about?
>someone says ATM machine
>correct them saying that the M in ATM means machine
>they look at me like I'm the insane one
>playing Monopoly
>someone pronounce Reading Railroad like "reeding"
>tell them it's pronounced "redding"
>nobody believes me
Yes my autism gets triggered when someone opens a bag of chips or something upside down.
walking across railroad tracks
>friend sees *Railroad Xing*
>"anon, why does the road say railroad zing? What the hell is a zing?"
>tell him that it's CROSSing
>"it seems retarded that they would put an X. Not everyone would know about that."
Also when I ask my sister what each emoji means when she sends messages to me because how the fuck would I know that a laughing face, a gun and a skull means a joke made her "dead". What the fuck?
>>27968984
Mine is all the retards driving on the road. That, and huge trucks I can't see around. I will speed past people and miss my exit on the highway, just to prove a point. And then missing the exit triggers me. I'm getting better about this but yeah.
Slow people (sidewalk, wherever).
Other things - getting my groceries double bagged, complete waste. If I drop a french fry, pisses me off and I obviously won't eat it.
Reddit on the whole. If I go on that cesspool, all I want to do is call out the fucking cringey faggot retards. Then again, half the site is autistic debates so I really should stay away.
The edgelords that say the right way to open a banana is from the bottom. No, that's the most disgusting part, eat from the top and skip out the bottom 1 cm.
JENKINS! ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THE JOB AGAIN?
Just kidding wagie. Poor little wage cuck, I hope you started saving for retirement, after all you don't want to work until you 90 right? Could you imagine a worse hell? Getting up every day, dealing with people you don't like, a boss who doesn't respect you, customers (like me) who show not just intolerance for employees but a deep hatred of them.
That's the stuff of nightmares wagie!! Speaking of nightmares, it is almost 10pm. You have to be rested to wake up at 7:15am. Day 2/5 starts soon! Better get to bed!
But before you sleep, just remember that old saying, "you can quit anytime"
>>27968926
I'm getting up at 5 actually. Jokes on you
Lol. These NEET threads are repetitive, but I still chuckle at them.
>>27970460
It's always fun to watch them justify their waste of a life.
Hey fembots how do you deal with the fact that you will never have a 10/10 Chad bf like pic related? I bet it fucking hurts doesn't it?
in all honesty I'd rather have a bunch of virgin robots gang bang me as they call me a degenerate whore. And they'd we'd all group cuddle afterwards
>>27968977
>Implying I'd waste my manna on a pathetic sexually infested wet mosh pit of a hole whore
>>27968918
>h-how does it feel that you'll never have a fictional anime bf
>that oughta get them roasties
I think with the lifelong preferential treatment and support from society, they'll learn to cope with that loss.
You can only post ITT if you have a dalofaelid phenotype aka perfection of male facial features (the women could be cuter though)
>>27968880
The dude looks like Jaime Lannister.
pretty impressive i'd say
Ol' block head ass krauts.
Fuck off back to ChadChan you Germanic NORMIES!
Greetings R9k,
I'm here to shed you of your sorrows. I will either grant you a wish, a piece of wisdom or answer any of your questions.
Rules for wishes
1. Nothing that impedes the quantum mechanics of this universe
2. No Infinite wishing
3. Nothing sinful
Thread theme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hgDMkB28RNo
Once your wish has been granted, pick up a random book, turn to a random page and read a random passage to receive your physical confirmation.
When you get through a captcha you have to click to confirm that you are not a robot.
A bit hypocritical of your labeled being don't you think?
You have two wolves in you, a dark and a light one. Which wolf reigns superior in your soul is the one you decide to feed the most.
Time is clicking forward yet you utilize your time for selfish inhibitions instead of being selfless and righteous.
You can determine your value as a complex being by the behaviors you display on a second to second basis.
Be aware of your being and what you are doing.
You have all the choices in the world in front of you and yet you decide to go for the easiest one.
Is it out of laziness? Is it out of fear?
That is up for you to determine.
Be honest with yourself first before being honest with anybody.
What vidya are you playing right now?
I'm playing destiny on the ps4 account of my room mate.
Shit is kinda good I guess
>Destiny
>someone else's account
KEK
U
C
K
gears beta because nostalgia
OS Runescape, I got 4 obsidian capes today
I turn 27 in fifteen minutes and I have nothing to show for my life. Who can relate?
so you also have nothing to lose.
28 and my only accomplishment is I raw dogged a atreet hooker a year ago. No job/college education
Don't feel bad
>>27968777
Happy birthday. Try to do something worthwhile this year
I think there is a perfect girl out there for me and I'm saving myself for her because I know she's saving herself for me! Yeah!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgQPzq6ifc
You really think so?
>>27968752
>implying you have a choiceoriginal comento
>>27968752
Same famenlamen.
Doesn't help that I'm horny af all the time.
>emma has an asian bf
when will this meme end?
>>27968718
>when will this meme end?
when white cucks start being men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL-XynwT8jw
How do you know about this?
Can i get some context?
You did this?
What more context do you need? Women will do anything as long as they're attracted to you.
>>27968698
no dude,i was told this bitch was catfished by /r9k/
>>27968740
Okay? Could've happened. We have Chad Tinder threads sometimes.
Where can I find more comfy 2000s footage videos like these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT3NyQ_y4go
DON'T YOU TELL THEM WHO SHE IS, DON'T YOU DO IT
>>27968722
Why not? What if I do?
>>27968751
SHE IS PURE WAIFU
How can Asian men compete with the superior black cock?
Once qt Asian girls get a taste of BBC, they will never go back to tiny Asian dicks.
>>27968599
They can't they have to take our unwanted leftovers. Who needs black "women" when qt Asian women exist.
Tiny dicked Asian bois can't even compete
Koreans are making movies about black men stealing their women I think Sweden has competition for biggest cucks on Earth.
Is Raymond a Chad in your books?
>>27968546
Ray never did nothing wrong tbqh should have divorced debra.
>>27968546
Everybody loves him, so yeah.
>>27968546
raymond's a chad-cuck. his wife owns him hard, but he's otherwise generally successful.
What music does /r9k/ listen too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK6CxofMtms
>>27968501
Page 11 WTF?
Pic related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7DeUfeLQq4wahhhh normie wahhhhhh
>>27970465
I just saved your shit thread because it may be the miracle of the universe. Don't let it go to waste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXgMuqCGYUE
Recently I've been seeing more people on the internet claiming their asexual and I'm really puzzled by it. What causes a human to lack a sex drive, are they being delusional? I thought it was our biological purpose to reproduce or at least act on our sexual desires.
>>27968478
Starlight is my favorite pony.
>>27968478
>no one wants to fuck me
>I'm j-just asexual
>>27968478
society is a chore for many people
society limits the methods by which sexuality can more easily be expressed, aka rape and shit
some people are not gifted with the talents decided by society are worth interpersonal relationships
the effort is too great
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