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Hey, folks.
I need some advice.
I think I might be transgendered. I've been having a fuckton of thoughts over the years. I don't know what it is, but I feel as if being a girl would make me happy.
Am I just confused?
What should I do?
>>27962717
No Brunei based female undergarment rotary club forum will be qualified to answer this.
Go see a therapist.
Find a local support group
Meet other trans people IN PERSON, not online, and ask them questions.
Masturbate and see how you feel afterwards.
Think about it.
Personally I think you might be confused, but then again I am probably retarded or autistic, so what do I know.
Best of luck to you, and don't self diagnose.
>>27962847
Thanks.
What sucks is that my shrink quit her job. I was really beginning to trust her and was considering telling her about this shit.
Isn't there some kind of expert I can see who specializes in trans people?
Do NOT go to doctors or trannies for advice. The former will just try to bilk you out of money and the latter will try to convince you to join them. The thing is, it's biologically impossible to become a girl. The closest you can get is a mutilated imitation of femaleness which will gradually fall apart with age and leave you looking like a total freak. Ever hear of the "gay wall"? It's 1000x worse for trannies. The suicide rate of transgenders is basically equal pre- and post- "transition".
What are your thoughts on getting a transgendered girlfriend?
>>27962687
>gf
i'd blow my load in that boipussy then get the fuck out of there as fast as i can
>>27962687
see pic related for a few quick thoughts on the matter
>>27962687
STOP
DON'T
WHY
How can a poor robot get money on the side.
>inb4 blowjobs
>>27962686
dick riding
begging, stealing, robbing, printing
>>27962686
u can't. we're destined to ride this poor shitstorm until our last breath. just do what i do. wallow in ur failure and hatred, while waiting for society to inevitably collapse, so u can start ur killing spree.
and when that happens, anyone with high end looking clothes or anyone female, gets popped.
>10 minute presentation due tomorrow
>haven't started on it
>too anxious to focus
>shitposting on 4chan instead
>JUST
>>27962653
What's the presentation on?
>>27962684
It's a persuasive presentation on whatever I want but I can't come up with a topic I care about that won't reveal my powerlevel.
>>27962711
I did a similar thing last semester, I chose to talk about video game violence and how it doesn't cause real life violence since vidya is something I'm passionate about. Maybe that will give you some ideas?
I need to know.
Original Spice.
So if r9k posters are doing this type of shit, when and where can I find the new r9k?
What am i looking at
Originaru commentaru
>>27963215
OP taking pictures of other people in public to feel better about himself!
I would also like to know what we are looking at.
hey guys i'm feeling shitty right now
my arms and hands are shaking
Can i get some powerful words to cheer me up?
life encouragement, motivation or anything, really.
I need you guys to knock me down so i can react
>>27962618
What happened? A specific event or just life in general got you down?
>>27962618
Here are some words that will likely help you more than you know.
Don't stick around here.
Louis Thread
>>27962649
This pic is of Louis from the original porn episode.
> 23
> Virgin
> Quit school to be a wagecuck
> Hate these fucking wagecucks I work with
> Caretaker to my father, dependent on my money to pay our mortgage
> Indifferent to my only friend in the world
Can I still turn it around before 27?
oh man what a funny pic
>>27962529
Yeah you can probably do truly great things with your life too, if you set your mind to it.
You won't though.
How mad will you be if the house isn't left to you in his will
I feel better today.
How are you doing, robots?
>>27962523
Those birds are pretty fucking cute
I've been feeling good recently. Better than ever. But man, I met this chick. I don't know what it is, but her face, her body, her voice, something hit me just right man. The only problem is that she's gorgeous, she's popular, and she's older than me. I don't stand a chance of having her dude. I've never felt bad over not being able to get a girl but this is different for some reason.
>>27962523
Feeling pretty good, m8. Just spend a long time soaking in a hot bath and have freshly washed sheets on the bed so I'm going to have a pristine cosy sleep.
Who else /gettingREALLYhigh/ here?
Just ate a 100 mg hash oil candy, waiting for it to kick in right now.
Am I going to green out?
>>27962494
Nah my man I did something similar a few weeks ago. Just drink shitloads of water and you should be fine. Is your tolerance low?
Greening out is for pussies
not even going deep ur A.O.K
Oh hey, it's nighttime already?
Guess it's time for my daily single player D&D...yay
How does one single player D and D? I mean...genuinely, how?
>>27962438
Balders Gate?
>>27962482
Yeah, but I mean a pencil and paper campaign.
I mean, you COULD, but...would that be considered schizophrenia?
Do you believe everyone has a soulmate? Do you think you'll ever find yours?
Simply no.
>>27962334
No, and No.
If I had a soul mate, I would avoid them completely. They deserve better.
no but that's what waifu is for
When does acne stop? I'm 19 and still breakout around my chin and jawline.
>>27962215
ABORT IT
B
O
R
T
I
T
>>27962215
I'm 23 in a month and still get it after taking a round of accutane.
Just learn to live with it
>>27962215
> He thinks the ride ends
The ride has only just begun, roboto
I wasted 7 years on social anxiety. I'm now 20. I don't have friends or girlfriend. I droped out of school and my job. My family doesn't care except for my mom. I'm just a burden to her. I can't leave my house due to mentally problems. I don't see me getting any better the future. How's your life anon?
>tfw you can safely say that you don't have the saddest life on /r9k/
Makes me feel like kind of a dick desu
>>27962143
>Who has the saddest life?
jeeper
I'm Brazilian. You can't go really worst that this
>tfw no daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I think this website is driving people insane
I've lost count.....!!!
You win OP
>>27962131
can someone give me the lowdown on this? she posted herself once and this autismo posts her everyday?
Honestly speaking, would you fugg her?
>>27962119
only if she doesn't let me
>>27962119
Who is he?
original
Indistinguishable from a low test man
no.
