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Discord for lonely robots to talk to each other!
https://discord.gg/0xGYE8yZx5ywGgHN
Kill yourself redditor and fuck off to
>>>/soc/ with your facebook bullshit
>>27967702
don't you want to talk to fellow robots?
>>27968020
Fuck off with the shilling god damn
>tfw no daliri fracturing, tsinelas snapping, kuko biting, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Been looking for you all day op
I miss wagecuck threads. These threads have always been shit
>>27967486
fagggggggggggge4t
>can hear my sister raping my dad through the wall in the other room again
I'm too weak to stop it
Do you mean your dad raping your sister?
Is daddy a qt? Maybe he wants the d as much as your sister does.
>>27967473
Third thread. Just call the police already. Or do you secretly like it? You do huh. You love it when your dad's throbbing, rock hard boner penetrates that little slut. You're fucking disgusting man.
>people complain that I suck to talk to and am unresponsive
>they don't realize that maybe I just don't want to talk to them in particular at that moment and I am in fact good at conversation online with others
>>27967472
Relax dude.
Truly spontaneous conversation is rare, and it's sparked inexplicably. I don't always have much to say, but when it's the right person, I always have plenty to bring.
You don't have to justify yourself to us, or make excuses for the fact, really man. Anyone capable of reflection knows that not everything sparks genuine enthusiasm. Some people just like to dance like monkeys on the spot, thinking it makes them more likable.
and take your fucking trip off, don't be like the rest of these social climbers, you're not cut out for it, nor should you want to be.
t.older brother
>>27967472
>i just have a shit personality and im boring
>why dont people want to stick around until i decide to talk??
kill yourself, roach
>begs people to add him on skype
>hates 99% of them
>makes thread bragging about how he's a jerk to people
Gents, I give you Vyro
who /wish they could hug the sad and lonely people on r9k/ here? V6
figured id need an anime girl for this type of post so i googled random anime girl
I'd rather ride with some qt's
>>27967423
and why is it you truly wish to ride with qts anon?
Shitposting thread v6
>tfw (You)s are your only reason to live
>>27967386
then you will live
>>27967386
Keep on living op
Enjoy this (you), my friend
Anyone else keep trying to make threads but they always end up dying? What's the trick to make robots interested
Pretend to be a girl and talk about whatever the fuck you want. Any generic bait will do.
>>27967368
This, or some trap shit, or Erica/Ciara betacuck shit.
>>27967368
Also bring up traps or use an image as bait for degenerates who find them attractive
Can anyone help my wife pick a name for her baby? She's thinking of something Spanish sounding
If it's white; Jamal
If it's black: Chad
If girl: Abortion
>>27967291
>something Spanish sounding
ncie try Paco
>>27967333
It's half white half Mexican
2000's thread
Don't get overly personal, robots, just share nostalgia.
>>27967254
>beep
>beep
>beep
>DING
>>27967254
ME
FAKE?
You're the only fake hedgehogaroundI'llMAKEYOUEATTHOSEWORDS
"For every age there is a time of trial. The rocks faced such a fire before they were the strength beneath our feet. The plants braved vast winds before their roots could give us life. As a sage of considerable years, I have known only one such great ordeal. Yet the hero it created was a champion of all time."
How's the Japanese coming along, bots?
Weeaboo trash.
sugoi baka gaijin
>>27967240
Youro Canta Learnu Nipponizu
Guys, it's rainning and lighting outside.
Any music suggestions for tonight?
Emancipator - Soon It Will Be Cold Enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8WooPsxa68
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9Qs9BuMIE
Zeca Afonso - Que amor nao me engana
Haven't seen a comfy thread in a while. Come on in robots and enjoy
>>27966821
I want a small apartment to be alone and comfy all the time
>>27966821
>tfw you don't live in a friendly village where everyone gets along and works for the village and not just themselves
Anyone here ever lived/visited Korea? Seems like it would be a cool place to live in for a while
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>IT GOES IT GOES lT GOES IT GOES
IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
i can tell this is gonna be epic
>when you come out your shit is gone
original
Dubs gets the answer to this joke.
You look like you've lost weight
You seem positive today.
WHAT IS IT?????? BARKBARKBARKBAKROAKRKARKAKRALJKHKLHDAFKJHADFKLJH FLKGJHHBSDEF
>>27966750
THINK POSITIVE LOL
>mfw SSRI withdrawal
>>27966675
>when it starts feeling like you're physically about to trip and fall over the entire day
are you tapering off slowly or going cold turkey? i went cold turkey off effexor and it fucked me up
>>27966839
Literally experiencing that right now, every few minutes it will feel like I'm getting sucked out of my body for a split second and I get disoriented.
![36718-Crash_Team_Racing_[U]-16.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4RIRtNj.jpg "36718-Crash Team Racing [U]-16")
