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>tfw you realize that you are god of your own world
But it doesn't change shit, does it?
>>27966682
It does when you are an artist.
>>27966682
That's up for you to decide. You shape the world around you.
are women capable of feeling the same level of dread and suffering as men do?
>>27966646
They are not capable of it.
>>27966646
Obviously so. Especially when they lose a child.
>>27966646
Women are the epitome of suffering; taking is suffering.
I don't get the chad meme. Most hot instagram girls have scraggly tattooed punk/streetwear bfs that have tons of groupies, not tall fit blonde jock chads. someone explain please
>>27966645
Chad has evolved.
Those are just a different type of chad
>>27966645
There are all types of chad, the preppy ads hole chad is simply the most common and there for or used exapmle. But there are tattooed shaggy chads, poor hood chads and even compsci chads.
A chad is a blanket term for attractive confident and generally successful man. And there are men of all cultures and careers.
When you are on your deathbed, whatever you do, DO NOT let your finale thought be "meme"
REMEMBER THIS.
>>27966605
meme
aw shit
>>27966605
this kind of thing doesn't work
when I was like 13 or something I remember going "remember this in 5 years" it's been 5 years and I don't remember what I wanted to remember
What about "Sixty niggers"?
>be me
>10th grade
>aspie, so no friends
>in world studies class
>for our final we had a project rather than a test
>in the project we could work in groups or alone
>earlier in the week a group of kids in that class had been picking on me
>timeforrevenge.bat
>ask if I can join the group
>"ha look at this fag"
>say that I want to get on their good side and say I'll do all the work
>since I'm aspie I was pretty fucking smart so they believed it
>throughout the next few class periods do project while they fuck around
>let them see finished project
>"wow anon this is really good, you're pretty cool"
>now this is where I strike
>erase all names from project except mine
>turn in project
>later teacher asks why the group hasn't turned in our project
>"anon turned it in"
>Iworkedalone.jpg
>mfw teacher believed it
>mfw 3/4 kids in that group failed the class and had to retake it
>mfw 1 kid was held back senior year
>mfw I got an A on the assignment
Holy fucking shit.
This is so marvelous. So beautiful. This is what the war on the normies should look like.
God bless you OP. I bet they will never forget your name, and never forget how their actions caused their lives to be ruined.
We need more people like you.
>>27966600
>since I'm aspie I was pretty fucking smart
this is a myth. you might even not be lying and actually studied more than other kids, but clearly you're a fucking normie when it comes to aspergers/autism.
kill or be killed is a great way to live though, 6/10 greentext.
>>27966778
>this is a myth
If you haven't tried to be the best, you dont deserve to be bitter.
If you don't
>workout
>take care of yourself
>good hygiene
>friendly
>have self-respect
>stand up to people who put you down
>are grateful to those around you
>study hard
then you dont have an excuse to widthraw from society.
Unless you just dont want to be part of it, in which case you have no excuse to disparge others who wish to remain in it.
If you complete all above steps and your life is still shit, ur an anomaly.
>>27966597
>>have self-respect
>>stand up to people who put you down
I did everything but these for years and it didn't mattet. Nothing else matters but self respect. If you don't have that everything else will come crumbling down.
What if you are depressed, giving yourself and others a low opinion of you, which statistically leads to your life sucking, whether or not you maintain an air of confidence? What if you're a Jerry OP?
>>27966597
>If you complete all above steps and your life is still shit, ur an anomaly.
I'm anomaly then and so are other people according to you. Life doesn't care if you do your best or not, it will still shit on you if you're one of the unlucky ones.
>be black femanon
>have a fetish for dressing like a dog and being treated like one
Pic related is me. Am I crazy?
no you have a really weird fetish
>>27966585
a fetish isn't crazy. just go get treated and fucked like the bad dog u are femanon. stop worrying about it, ur gonna die horribly some day, so just have fun.
>>27966585
post timestamp.
and feet.
Sometimes when I pee my urine stream splits into 2. What the fuck is going on and should I be worried?
>>27966490
I think that's pretty normal desu
>>27966490
this also happens to me, and i am interested in the responses to this thread.
>inb4 dick cancer
happens when you've got cumcrust stuck in there. nothing to worry about
pop a molly I'm sweating
>>27966471
>wah da moisties ruining dings :(
>>27966523
Sweat is disgusting.
>>27966471
Enjoying that meth mr frog?
The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
ugh poetry is so 2002. im not a fag
>>27966436
>no driver at wheel
>on fire
im guessing that the car probably isn't moving.
good thing im not in the car, so no danger for me :^)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2S9y_zFGnKM
what liquors and drinks do you usually consume?
Bourbon, usually in old fashioned form since it's so easy and lets me sip on the drink longer. Most recent bottle was Buffalo Trace, always a good choice.
I haven't had a drink in like a week though, been trying to unfuck my sleep schedule by staying up 20 hours or so each day, and drinking will make me pass out too early.
Mainly cuba libres and bourbon. On special occasions I have some Knob Creek infused with cherries and vanilla.
rum, bourbon, red wine, chilled white wine, and local craft beer
Post what you are currently eating, about to make, and or currently cooking.
Gonna grill me picture related on this fine strayan day.
>>27966337
your raw meat and vegetables touching triggers me
>>27966337
where abouts in aus are you bro?
brisfag here about to cook up some chicken and rice
>>27966660
>where abouts in aus are you bro?
Melbourne
jgfhdgkld
>>27966502
sue me
go to school in this building and in that building is a cafeteria. So on the first day, I went to the cafeteria, I had a long talk with the cafe lady because she was a very chatty woman. I thought she was only doing this for me and that she legit liked me, but on the second day, I realized that she was chatty to every customer. Anyway, the schooling was hard and I was tired, so tired I really can't smile and didn't want to say hi to the cafe lady, so I didn't really initiate a conversation with her, both from fatigue and also sort of disillusionment from our first interactions. When she said hi, I said hi, and I forced myself to smile which was not genuine and I'm sure she can see through it. This continued through the third time. On the fourth time, I was there, She looked at me, and then talked to another customer without saying hi to me. And when I said thank you to her husband, the husband sort of said you are welcome quickly. I realize that their interaction with me during that day might not have anything to do with me and that they were having a bad day etc. and I can't help wondering if I'm being too sensitive. I guess the thing I'm concerned about in this situation is that it made me look bad in front of a classmate, and I'm not sure what I did wrong. I wonder what a normal person would do in this situation. Would they react? Because this occurred yesterday, and I still think about it sporadically throughout the day.
Take your vitamins foo
>>27966312
you were rude to them 3 days in a row are you joking when you ask what you did wrong?
>>27966385
But I was tired; when I they said hi, I said hi. I'm not sure if that would be considered rude especially when I look tired.
>mfw some sonygger janitor on /v/ bans you for insulting his console
>he does it for free
Post and discuss bans.
>>27966261
that ban was well deserved, take that autism to /b/
>>27966286
Hello, /v/ janitor.
Oh wow, the ban notice still has "lol u tk him 2da bar|" in it?
I wonder how many people even know what that is anymore.
Alright, /r9k/. I'm going to bring back something from 1990-2015. Choose wisely. Make your picks.
My chilhood dog plz. Or maybe my parents respect? Or fuck actually maybe the house i grew up in?
>>27966293
>my childhood dog
go buy a chili dog
>my parents respect
earn it
>my childhood home
visit it
>>27966214
Sanity as in a time without social justice warriors?
