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>I'm sorry officer, we didn't know we couldn't do that. It's kind of hard for us to see over the steering wheel.
You're a police officer and you've just pulled them over for speeding. What do you do?
>>27966081
>>I'm sorry officer, we didn't know we couldn't do that
>>>It's kind of hard for us to see over the steering wheel
wtf this makes no sense at all
no wonder your stupid thread got no replies
I'm not a police officer so I accept the feet
*starts sawing off feet*
Sorry, hon, but I have to confiscate these dangerous weapons.
>go outside
>eyes start watering
Are you crying or is that a disease?
God damn it, me too. It happens in stores too, I think it's just anxiety, air flow or me being a bitch.
>>27965922
>>27966030
Stop staring at the computer screen so much,
>be me
>study up on modern tech news every now and then
>notice how we're more and more getting closer to artificial intelligence
>this is exciting because we're getting closer to unengineering the brain
>really interested in robots
>show coworker about Chinese AI robot
>"Robots are sexist because they're saying that there's something wrong with women! Why can't men just respect women!"
>tell him that it's more about leaps in technological advancement, brain science, and self learning programs
>"Well, why are they made to look like women?!"
>tell him that they're made by straight males who find women attractive and thus make them in their vision
>"I've seen reports on how Real Dolls were made popular among guys who feel that they can't interact with women. One guy in Japan owns 30. This proves men are substituting AIs for women! We have to stop people from going further with this!"
>he doesn't get that the dolls aren't going to make men awkward with women
>that the autists who buy Real Dolls by the bulk have social problems to begin with
How do I convince him that AIs and robots aren't sexist?
>That parapalegic guy that is able to write with his hand due to science
Shit's crazy. Fuck your woman hate story#643839
Lets's talk about robots and technology
>Machine captures brainwaves and sends them to a computer
>Computer decodes the brainwave
>Strapped on bracelet on hand sends electrical signals to the muscles of the decoded brainwave
>Hand moves how you want it
>>27965918
Maybe you should stop talking to schizophrenics.
>>27965918
>This proves men are substituting AIs for women! We have to stop people from going further with this!"
Is this seriously a mainstream opinion?
A-are they really going to try to take my waifus away before I can really experience them?
>that the autists who buy Real Dolls by the bulk
Sounds more like a business scheme than autism desu
Leaning on some drank and snorting coke. What're y'all up to?
>>27965857
Eating cherries I picked from a tree. They taste like smoke.
>>27965857
>opiates and coke at the same time
literally why
>>27965857
Browsing /r9k/
Sober
Feeling pathetic and wishing I could do the same as you
>tfw Anal is the purest act
Incest between siblings is the most pure sexual relation, this is a fact.
>>27965852
Anal is for degenerates, homos, or virgins who don't know any better
>>27965953
>implying that being a degenerate is a bad thing
Is oxy or xanax better for social anxiety? I love the nod + kush combo but was wondering about benzos
It's great initially but most people including myself get hooked on them at great cost to your life. I embarrassed myself at every social function and still hear stories about myself some 5 years later.
Also stole from family members. Just fucking stay away dude.
>>27965951
Listen to this Anon, faggot. Steer clear. Nearly all of my childhood friends are dead because of this pharmo fuckery.
Xanax is actually given for it while Oxy is a pain killer so i'd go with xanax
Black, white and red paint thread.
Show me how you feel with 3 colours /r9k/.
Here's some faggot shit, OP.
:/ are words allowed?
Drawn on phone
>>27966153
that's real fucking neat dude. whats wrong
Who /unironically a faggot/ here? I'm curious about how many actual gays and bi are here.
I'm 100% straight(I only like women and traps)
>>27965763
> traps
> not gay
oh boi, its another "still in the closet" thread
>>27965763
I'm also straight and only like girls, traps, or very femboys.
>>27965763
>>27965825
DO NOT FALL FOR THE BAIT BOYS, AVOID ANOTHER TRAP THREAD ON /R9K/
A chad punched me in the face on Friday but I didnt do anything.
Should I punch him in the face tomorrow, start a fight with him, or do nothing?
>>27965758
bust his kneecaps in with a tire iron
you missed your chance. If he hits you again, punch back immediately
Confront him. Demand to know what the hell that was about. Bring some insurance. If he tries it again, drop him with a stungun, brass knucks, or something else in the less lethal category. Don't start a fight, but damn well finish it.
I'm just so fucking tired of almost everything
Nothing is interesting to me anymore
Why aren't i just sleeping 24/7
They say death is like sleeping
Take yer vitamins
>>27966307
Name me one good pill that can cure depression and not have debilitating side effects
ITT We summon Sam "Samosa" Son
Maybe if we offer a virgin sacrifice
I always thought it was sampson
>>27965698
There is no P in Absolam's Samson
What does r9k think of teen mom, its on MTV right now. It's fun to watch all these dysfunctional stacies get preggers and the mayhem that ensues.... right? I enjoy it
I just used to enjoy it but it's pretty lame these days, and like most mtv shows, the longer the run, the more ghetto it gets
You only enjoy watching it because you fetishize about having a wife's son to yourself, OP.
>>27965822
nah the moms are hot, dude.
Baby faced robots, how do you deal with having a baby face?
I suck a lot of cock.
>>27965625
I don't want to be gay though.
it's nice, people have lowered expectations of me, as they should.
I'm tired of my stupid peaceful life. It's time to fuck it all up by getting into hardcore drugs. But how does a 28 year old severe autist virgin get the connections to buy drugs? I haven't even had one friend since I was 17. I've lived a pure life of no drugs, no alcohol, work out a lot (I'm super fit right now) etc.
But I'm at the end of that path. There is nowhere else to go. Time to fuck my life up.
What drugs do I get addicted to and how do I even get them? Everyone says I look like a cop...
You're not going to really do it. Saged and reported
Living a perfect pure life has gotten me nowhere. I'm 6'4 220 pounds of lean muscle. IQ of 160. Extensive knowledge of nearly all programming languages. Extensive knowledge of history, mathematics, everything. I've been seeking perfect all this time and it has gotten me nowhere. Time...to die.
If you are a sever autist, you're going to want to try LSD or mushrooms, which you could hypothetically get off the darknet. These will be good medicine for you.
You might also want to try amphetamines, they will give you confidence and social ability.
This is the right path, my friend. It is the only way to change the chemical imbalance fucking us all over.
Shit, i just ordered pizza and asked it to be extra cheesy. Now, I am paranoid that he would jizz on my pizza. Should i just starve instead? Oh its a poo in loo pizza place btw and the chances are the pizza would be contaminated with feces. Help me decide robots!
>ordering Indian pizza on purpose
You deserve whatever happens to you
>>27965519
>implying theres any other place left to order in Toronto
I used to order there before and it used to be pretty good and cheap but iam so paranoid tonight.
Don't be so paranoid, anon. Just check your pizza when it gets there. If it has extra cheese, you're good. If it has jizz on it, call it in and get somebody fired or just don't order from them again. Either way, you'll find out whether they provide good service or not and you can plan future deliveries accordingly.
