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What caused the decline of the great American shopping mall, /r9k/?
>>27962046
The internet.
High rentals /leases.
Everything is made in china.
>>27962046
wait, are malls not a thing anymore?
if so the answer is obviously internet
>>27962099
They're still a thing, they're just not nearly as relevant as they used to be.
>Get pents
>delete the comment before people can spam me with reaction images
>>27962027
>get quints
>call them pents
absolute madman
>>27962027
Post more rare easters
>>27962194
>easters
loving the spread of this
Post songs that make you feel comfy, alone, depressed, eerie, cheer you up, despair or give you great sadness
I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD_LhhD4p8Y
Stand By Me.
It makes me think about the story I'm writing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU
perfect robot song desu
>>27961995
Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGWtL-17y0
Guys WTF I'm 19 and iv NEVER even had a gf!?!!
Wtf guys!?!
I bet you think you're really funny...
>>27961984
The first step you should take.
>>27962180
But wtf?! I thought your supposed to find a gf at like 13?!? Can I call someone about this? Is there a helpline?
Is there some kind of trend I don't know about that people offering strangers rides into their car or is it pedophiles? Okay so today on the way back from work a woman asked me to get in her car "she'll drive me home". I don't know if it's because I still look like a grade school kid that she thought I was underage or a if she was a kidnapper or what. This keeps happening to me btw...before it was a guy (and I got into his car) and he drove me home...but the whole situation was weird.
I don't know
That seems strange to me, too
It's only happened a few times
I was at a bus stop once, waiting for awhile. I must've looked like I was lost or homeless or something, and I am very young looking, so this woman offered to drive me home and asked if I was okay.
I'm not entirely sure what her thought process was, I mean I was just waiting for the bus. It was still nice of her, though.
Maybe they're concerned for your safety? I wonder if looking young is the common thread, here.
>>27961939
The fact that it's happened more than once is a bit weird anon. How many times exactly? (or approx if you can't remember)
>>27962159
>I wonder if looking young is the common thread, here.
It has to be. I was wearing a backpack at the bus stop too so that makes me look like a kid even more.
>>27962189
This year? 5 times at least, the first 2 was me walking to the library during school hours.
What's wrong with you robots?
why is liberal arts in quotations? you don't need to answer because i already know the answer and it's "autism"
Pretty much all millenials were raised in a culture where self-pity victim thinking is considered normal
>>27961924
>implying you can define what normal is
considering there's billions of asian and indian humans on earth, you are statistically an abnormal minorityt. depressed faggot white male
that there exists a a person out there right now, who will be my perfect wife and everything will be fine as long as im with her?
Probably not.Original comment hereblox
>>27961917
No. In the words of Chris Rock (i know, i know)
"Stop looking for a soulmate, best you're gonna find is a mate". Nobody's perfect
>>27961917
Probably, but the odds are stacked against us - even for normies.
I'd treat it like the lottery. It's not impossible to win, but I wouldn't base my life around winning it.
>Boys only have sex and relationships with boys.
>Girls only have sex and relationships with girls.
>All reproduction is done in a lab.
How would this system NOT be perfect and better than ours in every way?
>>27961886
Your picture says otherwise
How about this:
>women only have sex with BLACK MEN
>other beta men can only watch
saged your immeasurably illogical thread, chump
>>27962168
They're just gonna let him watch them fuck.
How can I break up a couple? I'm as morally flexible as they come, so give me your best ideas. Further background, I'm well positioned to make a move on this girl, but need to dislodge her from her long term boyfriend first.
Bumping for interesterino.
Let's get it done.
>>27961800
When I was in high school my friend was dating a girl who I had a crush on for years, It wasnt fair that he would date her. We both do drugs so I gave him something to make him woozy, I put a wig on and took photos that made it look like I was sucking his dick but i didnt. The next day I showed them to his girlfriend at school and told her how I cared about her and how she needed to know and that I would take care of her.....The fucking whore refused to date me, broke up with my friend and I hope she dies of fucking aids.
>>27962108
Waterboard her.
>i live in the most hated country in the world >just because of this shitty government the entire world hates us
>can you guess?
>>27961776
Germany?
Origami
DPRK?
>>27961871
no but kinda related
Why don't you just embrace women's sluttiness?
>>27961750
>tfw nobody will even write on you like this, take pictures before and after, then post your pictures on a thread on /b/ and have anons make fun of you
Because I want to eat a qt girl's ass but their asses are all filled with nigger cum
>>27961750
because women embracing sluttiness has been the downfall of nearly every dead civilization. it throws off the power dynamic too much to the point where men no longer care to progress, and women themselves are too childlike and petty to properly maintain things as we can.
Has anyone here ever done anal?
>>27961696
Yeah, feels good man. Not gay though.
>>27961696
Yes but only a couple of times. It's not my favorite tbqh.
Yes, it's cool. But ya can't really bang it aggressively, at least in my exp. I didn't use lube or a condom however. Maybe with lube it's better? It was very very tight and the whole concept of being in the ass, cause ur not supposed to, or because she never had anyone else in there, made it very very hot.
>tfw internet gf refuses to send me a picture
>demands me to send more pics
REEEEEE I'VE SENT HER A BUNCH OF PICS OF MY AND MY DICK AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO SEND FACE REEEEEEEE
>>27961685
How do you know it is a she?
>>27961685
its a dude...
original.
Maybe she needs to see a pic of you with something up your butt. You know, show her how kinky you can be and really get her going. She'll be sending you tit pics in no time.
I have a daughter now
I literally took in my brother's daughter because he's going to jail for his normie drug bullshit
I'm literally the biggest fucking cuck, Jesus Christ where did it all go wrong
>>27961673
Bait.
But for the idiots who might read this and actually believe it, shes not your daughter, shes your niece. And your not a cuck for taking care of her.
>>27961673
How old?
You know what to do.
>>27961757
Not bait, Famicon
I though being a cuck was taking care of someone else's kid? I.e. the whole "my wife's son" meme
>>27961760
9 months
No, I'm sorry, what do I do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D449e2riSeI
Do you think the dindu started this before he started filming?Was Moonman right?
That nignog might have instigated it,really.Very typical of shitstains like him.
Necromancer bump.
Maybe you should have posted this on /pol/.People here are too busy complaining about
>tfw no gf
to actually be angry at filthy niggers like this fgt.
