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Why Tomoko Kuroki isn't the queen of r9k yet?
She's literally r9k: the character
>>27958669
>has a bunch of faggots rp'ing as her
Yeah, that's the literal definition of this board.
le original fembot going crazy in bathroom
>>27958739
She's the first anime girl that made me wanna buy a body pillow
>where ya ass was at dawg when tendies wouldnt feed me
>>27958647
Can you speak english pls
>>27959082
Where was your anus located at my friend, when chicken tenders were not sufficient enough to fill me up.
>>27959142
So you want to eat my anus instead?
I emailed my crush tell her I had a crush on her since the beginning of school. and then I told her "I hope we can start off by being friends"
am I a potato?
This is what they call the friendzone, abandon ship fampai
Post pic post pic post pic post pic
>of the email
>>27958577
read mate by tucker max. become the man women want. it's literally just science
how long has the feels guy meme been around for?
>>27958576
Like 2 years
>>27958576
since 2010 I believe
in my headcannon memeverse, he's called Phil "Wojak" Philowski
American citizen of Polish lineage, he lives in the same street as Pepe Grenouille, from Louisiana
>one chance at life
>born an introverted male
Just end it now familia.
>one chance at life
>born in a muslim country
JUST
Yeah, it's fucking depressing for guys like us
>>27958545
>one chance at life
>born a manlet
Ending it soon lads.
why would you ever want to get married?
all my roastie mom ever does is shout and tantrum like a child while my beta dad tries to calm her down
imagine being legally chained to that and if you want to back out you lose your money, your children, your house, everything
Just got married super recently, was so she could get citizenship easier.
> back out you lose your money, your children, your house, everything
Not if your smart about it.The only thing my dad had to do after he divorced my mom was pay child support and that was because we live in a nanny state.
does this sound like a rational adult to you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qtpN9kqpD6
How do people actually GET girlfriends? I can get phone numbers, but when I talk to them they seem bored and uninterested and when I invite them on a date they always come up with an excuse. Of course I stop talking to them after they pull that because it's obviously not going anywhere, but why did they give me their number if they didn't even want to talk to me?
You have to have the right stuff that makes her brain chemicals want to fuck. Right now you're doing things that make her brain chemicals not want to fuck. Change your game plan.
They don't want to be rude. If you aren't actually getting anywhere then you're pretty boring and none of them actually have an attraction towards you. You don't have to have a great body or a super handsome face, but you need to have a personality if all else fails.
>>27958284
they know someone and things naturally evolve from there
sounds like you're actually asking people out and asking for numbers. Most people just start off as friends so that's not necessary.
>cat keeps biting me
Your cat is a dickhead
Kill it now
>>27958301
he's my only "friend"
>>27958344
He's bored and wants to play. You would know if he's actually trying to attack you.
Why are there no female school shooters?
Is it because women don't get left behind by society the way men do?
Is it because women have it easier in society than men do?
Is it because women are less violent than men are?
>>27958226
>Why are there no female school shooters?
Brenda Spencer ("I Don't Like Mondays")
Laurie Dann
Amy Bishop
Latina Williams
start asking yourself why men shoot up schools. then wonder why these reasons don't appear in women.
Why are there no black school shooters? (Inb4 because black kids don't go to school)
What do you think of this guy?
He liked ALL her pictures aswell.
He's a total nerd.
>>27958207
>tfw not even have the guts to like her pictures
She kinda looks like Taylor Swift
might just be the hair tho
hva fanden nicklas xD
>Dad found Jesus
>>27958152
where was jesus hiding all this time?
Does God stay in Heaven because he too, is in fear of what he has created? - Steve Bussbuss, Spy Kids 2.
Dont worry OP, he will probably backslide within 5 years.
I have a few fake dating profiles. I've been having fun baiting betas and then shitting on them, but I want to get more out of this.
How do I get betas to buy shit for me under the presumption that they're buying it for a qt grill? Like random crap off the internet? If I open up an Amazon wishlist and they buy me something, will they be able to see my address?
Do something with your life kiddo
>>27958279
I just want to reap the benefits of roastie. Why should they get all the free shit?
>tfw will never soak in her while sitting on the turned on washing mashine
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Hahaha look at how much he loves the smell of my shit gas!
no not this again ffs
>ywn slowly push a buck knife into the OP's chest and see the fear in his eyes as you puncture his heart and finally end these posts forever
>>27958061
you should really put on a diaper if you're going to be doing this
O.o girl is falling for me
<3 her but she's way out of my league
>what so?
>>27958021
ask for her number you degenerate
>>27958021
>falling for me
>out of my league
It doesn't work that way.
Introduce her to cuckoldry to cure your mental dissonance.
Or just say no. It's not difficult.
The song "Stacy's Mom" was created by feminists to force into your brain that a Stacy past the wall is still attractive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>27957989
>not liking milfs
Lmao, are you gay or something anon
>>27957989
I'm pretty sure it was created by Fountains of Wayne because whoever wrote it was into MILFs.
That song is dope though senpai
