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>Dad found Jesus
>>27958152
where was jesus hiding all this time?
Does God stay in Heaven because he too, is in fear of what he has created? - Steve Bussbuss, Spy Kids 2.
Dont worry OP, he will probably backslide within 5 years.
>>27958152
>Dominatrix found the foreskin wallet
>mom found the monday manifesto
police are on their way
>>27958152
>Religious Dad becomes an atheist
>>27958183
In my dick hole, familia
Why is he hiding from us? He wants the world to be a better place I'm guessing, what with all the commandments and moral teachings. Why would he hide, and how does he hide? Isn't he everywhere. Do you just some day snap out of religious blindness and see a glowing bearded man waving at you in your morning coffee, where is he hiding?
>>27958808
see, over here>>27958711
>>27958808
He isn't hiding. You are.
>>27958838
>mentalgymnastics.jpeg
>brother becomes a tumblrista Bernie lover
>he's probably an atheist too but won't tell me because he knows I'd disown him
>doctor found cancer
>>27958152
FOUND HIM WHERE
>>27958838
Then why do people keep finding Jesus. If we're playing hide and seek and you seek me out, I'm not gonna jump up and say 'found you!'.
>>27958152
>He's found Jesus more than once
>>27958873
IT ENDSin a few months
If life had a meaning, wouldn't god tell us? He would answer our questions. It's in the bible. If Eve never ate that apple, we wouldn't have had this beautiful Earth we all live on. To this day, I still don't know why he punished them. Maybe, he regrets it.
-The Dinkster, Spy kid 2
>>27958152
>Dad tells me he's transgender.
>Dad proceeds to present me to his spic boyfriend.
FML famalam.
>mum found the cum cellar
>>27958152
>God was a tasty squirrel
>Gf is Christian
>Feminist
>grandpa found waldo
>>27958992
>Gf is Vegan
>pro-abortion
