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>tfw dont enjoy any music except anime music anymore
does anyone else know these feels? rap music, hipster music and dadrock all sound boring to me now
>>27952537
>mfw unironically listening to anime mashups every time I get drunk
nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO4LE9kc-Ow
>>27952537
It'll pass.You won't be able to enjoy anything.
Do remixes count?
https://clyp.it/wiwwcgon
How do Chads and Normies keep winning all the qt feetsies?
Never you footfag autist
>>27952505
When they have fancy shoes on or just got a manicure, chances of getting away without being a creeper are higher, but they will think you are gay.
>27952544
pedicure*
How much are you getting on your tax refund?
>>27952439
Who the fuck would wait until April to do their taxes?
I got my return in February.
i dont pay taxes on my neet bux
About $17k. It's been a slow year, I usually get more.
who here /fitbot/?
>was chubby from ages 10-16
>started lifting and cardio at 17
>22 now
>catch glances from girls of all ages and rate of attractiveness literally anywhere i go
>from 17-22 i was basically in isolation. not much social contact
>still don't know how to talk to girls
>still don't know how to carry a conversation
>girls don't make the first move and i don't know how
nobody?
this is pretty original
one more bump
i know some of you bought the /fit/ meme
>/fit/: the post
Females. Pay attention to this. I'm not creating this thread to mock you, call you whores or insult you. I'm doing this because I'm an oldfag, a former trip and a guy who has hooked up with enough girls from here to know what you're like. And for your own welfare you really need to leave this site.
Firstly. Virtually every single girl who has posted on this board has followed a shitty path. Someone like Eliza is just beginning this, she's just the most recent of dozens if not hundreds of girls who have gone down this path.
Blahhhhhh started camwhoring at 14, now she is dead at 21. Ended up a camwhore, then a real hooker and drug addict.
Ophelia got fat and hooked onto drugs, started camwhoring.
Clover-chan ended up as a stripper in New Orleans.
Haystack ended up hooked on meth and banging black dudes for it, allegedly was in prison for a while.
Loli-chan started camwhoring at 13, she's now addicted to prescription drugs and constantly in trouble with the law, scraping by on camsites.
I could provide you with dozens more examples, some of whom I have personally known.
If you're a young fembot, it only gets worse for you.
The men here are predatory. I know because I used to be a guy who used this site to fuck girls with low self-esteem, and now I'm older it breaks my heart to see so many of you going down the same route over and over again.
you know what happened to spore chan?
boxxy seemed to make out alright
>>27952354
Boxxy was never an actual camwhore. Just some girl people on /b/ found on youtube.
>>27952335
>e I used to be a guy who used this site to fuck girls with low self-esteem, and now I'm older
Fuck off faggot. You got yours now all you're trying to do is close the gate on the rest of us. Get lost.
Post r9k relevant youtube channels and videos
Friendly reminder : if it has more than 15.000 subs, its not a robot channel.
earl Portland
>>27952322
The Supreme Gentleman has over 26,000 subs
>tfw you aren't a hot grill who gets handed everything to her in life
>>27952057
>20
literally wat
bitch aging like milk. she'll look 50 by the time she's 30
>>27952057
>pic is with ryan gosling
does she think this will entice more guys to message her?
She already looks too old for my taste i wouldn't fuck her anymore and she's 2 years younger than me
so while i was showering i was thinking about making my own religion or cult.. i have a shitload of ideas of what members could / couldn't do but i have no idea where to start
I've had similar aspirations.
People generally don't readily take interest in new things. Leading a cult is much less about the subject of focus, and much more about the cult leaders' ability to coerce interest and motivation from the followers.
>>27952011
>religion/cult
>>27952075
so i guess i have to join one instead
/r9k/ I need help I am nervous as hell, I somehow managed to pass a phone interview but they called my tomorrow for the real one and they also need a personal reference among other stuff, can it be one of parents who write it?
I'm at uni and I've been looking for part time work for a while and this is the chance, I will also have a few hours of training, any tips on how to not completely sperg out and fuck up or anything? It's a waiter post including some other stuff that go into restaurants.
Second problem is that I'm at uni in another city and even tho I have this chance, I was planning to get out from normie land right after my last final at the end of the month and get look for an internship, full time post back home. I also don't have anywhere to stay planned as I need to get my ass out of campus so this makes it even more of a struggle, What do I do robots?
tl;dr greentext incoming
>be uni student
>looked for part time job for most of first year
>got an offer for interview and training tomorrow
>first time ever, don't know what to do
>they need personal reference, thinking about asking one of my parents
>if I don't get it I go on as usual, take my finals next month and gtfo off campis
>if I get it, I will get the chance to build work experience, but being minimum part time I will make as much as the rent accomodation which I also not have planned as this is far from home
What do? Thinking about giving it a shot anyway but not sure what to do if I actually manage to get it
>>27951997>>27951997
>It's a waiter post
>personal reference among other stuff
Is that a meme?
how old r u pal
What is a way of suicide that has never been done before??.
>>27951988
Drop a public testament on every social network stating that the one responsible for your death is getting your whole inheritence
Wait a few hours
>>27951988
edging just before death, rigging a rube goldberg that slices off your head and places it on your dick so when you die you ejaculate into and eyefuck your own severed skull
Going swimming with hungry crocodiles while high on opiates
I'm transitioning.
Not from a boy to a girl like a faggot.
I'm changing from a NEET into a normie, I no longer wish to be on this ride, I'm going to change for the better, I hope.
Wish me luck, /r9k/
good luck friend
for your sake i hope you never come back :) just remember everyone once in a while
>>27951977
give up, kid! You'll never make it into the normie big leagues..
transnormies get out
Notice anything, brobots?
>>27951962
>Cambridge MA
she's near me
Pssh. I have already won.
The burner in question
*pitch*
*REEEW*
*phewf*
spent a week straight grinding osrs and neglecting uni work
starting to realize the game is only for losers and how fucking gay it is to be playing in "runescape" some gay fantasy world for losers to feel powerful with their gay characters
feelsbadman
>>27952016
>starting to realise the game is only for losers
How has this gone over your head for the last ten or so years
Who /sinkingdeeper/ here?
I'm getting off to boibucci without regrets after a month of sissy brainwashing.
What bastard fetishes are tying you down?
>>27951931
>TG transformation
>Submissiveness
>Slavery
>Masochism
Honestly I hate my fetishes not because I'm ashamed of them, but because they grind really badly with my mental illnesses. I was free of my illness I'll indulge in them so much more.
>>27951931
Goddamn that's arousing
>>27951931
get a girlfriend or at least talk to a girl. I was into traps for YEARS but since Ive been talking to a girl who I know for a fact wants to fuck I have literally 0 interest in boipuccy now
> college will be a great time! You will meet so many girls
Who invented this false meme
>"Ah, college! The best years of my life. Go get 'em, son!"
>dad did psychology
>decide to do EE
>spend 90% of my waking hours studying
Wow, this is great. I can't wait to start working after five years of engineering school!
>>27951908
It's been true for me. I lost my virginity in uni, got my first gf from uni, and am currently having the best time of my life. It's been completely true for me.
>>27952019
leave and never come back, /soc/ is your home now
