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>anon spends all day by his computer so he must be a genius
>spend my whole childhood around computers
>parents think I'm the next John Carmack
no one would say this except your 85 year old grandma you stupid fat faggot
>>27948579
>spend all day on my computer
>everyone thinks I'm some techy guy
>literally 95% of my time has been wasted on forums
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Hey guys join us here at /r9k: the musical we're listening to whatever you want
COME ON IN SENPAI
Other faq
>Can we skip this song?
If it gets enough downvotes. Upvotes don't cancel anything out but they're still helpful in determining the room's mood, so.
>What is "grabbing"?
If you click the little heart next to the up/down arrows, it will give you the option to add the current song to a playlist for later queuing or listening.
>What kind of music can I play?
Whatever you want (no "normie/cancer" music, but if you really wanna give it a shot, just try. Worst that happens is you get chewed out for your taste and your song is skipped.)
smash that mf DUB
Musica
>be me
>had conversation when girl asked how long I last in bed
>last time I had sex was 2 years ago
>I said it was a quickie
>"how long was that anon"
>two minutes
>laughs
>then she tells me one time she had sex
>guy came before 5 minutes
>she tells me she yelled at him
>she said she left him because of it
>scared that I'm going to lose her now
>she keeps laughing at me as if I were telling a joke
>contemplating about suicide now
>wanting sex but I want to keep her
How the fuck do I last in bed longer before I kill myself
>>27948456
If you only care about lasting longer in bed just take something to numb your sexual feeling a whole bunch then fuck her for like 2 hours or something
>>27948456
excuse yourself to the bathroom and fap beforehand
as long as you can get hard again you'll last like 20-30 minutes
Break up with her
at least that way you win
Who ready for REAL NIGGA HOURS
>>27948423
better hit that mfer like the last glass remains of your once happy life
>>27948423
REAL NIGGA HOURS.
WHO HERE /EAST COAST/
>>27948439
MY NIGGA WE LIVE TOGETHA WE DIE TOGETHA
>tfw you find yourself fapping to the dick more than the girl
am i turning gay? i was literally straight as a ruler two months ago
or has porn twisted my mind
just force yourself to watch some solo/lesbo shit for abit
>>27948420
yeah that might work
im pretty sure it was the futa which started this off, just have to rewire back to normal with some lesbian porn
Too much time alone and on 4chan, I saw a post of a pussy and in my mind I was thinking, ''eww boipussy is better''.
>tfw weed ruined your life
>>27948361
No OP, YOU ruined your life with weed.
weed didn't ruin your life, you ruined your life
Paranoid burnout with no ambition?
who /friend simulator/ here?
this shit keeps me sane.
I want to hang out with them so bad
>this shit keeps me sane.
not me. I prefer playing games myself.
I think they are all manchilds and cringeworthy but whatever floats your boat. I used to watch them sometimes too.
>>27948239
I put on either the endless ocean Playlist or the super metriod one and fall asleep to them
Trips decide what I do
>inb4 tits
boipussy post that nao
>>27948222
ok wow good fucking thread
>>27948222
I think things are moving a little too fast between us anon.
what's the point of having sex if I'm going to last less than 2 minutes?
probably way less than 2 minutes if shes hot and there has been foreplay
probably less than 1 minute if shes Asian (Asian pussy is 2x tighter than white pussy)
white girls are the most fun to fuck.
>>27948186
>>27948186
Because you'll last longer after cumming the first time.
Cum from a tit job, 10 minutes of foreplay and then fuck her, you'll last longer.
>>27948234
A tit job would already take forever to get me off she would def get tired. I can last a long time for anything but and fuckies, blowies I can last pretty long too ;(
I currently make $25k a year after taxes and shit from renting out 2 apartments that i inherited from my grandpa..im 20 & currently have no bills and still live with my parents...
idk if i shud plan on living like this my entire life or if i shud go get a better job
>>27948126
That's not a job, that's passive income.
You're extremely lucky. You can look for a job without losing hair over it, as it's optional.
>>27948126
If you make 25k A year why are you living in your parents house... Go get an apartment.
>>27948183
because i cant afford one? they start at 500k each in my city....
>can't go to the theater because no singles allowed
>can't watch TV because I didn't renew my license
>have to eat with plastic utensils because the store won't sell me knives without an ID
>can't even enjoy ham and bacon anymore because the grocery stores have all gone halal
>>27948117
>no singles allowed
Brittfag here, never heard of that
>TV license
Seriously UK what the fuck
>can't go to the theater because no singles allowed
Never heard of that one
>have to eat with plastic utensils because the store won't sell me knives without an ID
Why havent you got an ID? Literally everyone has an ID you neet cunt
>can't even enjoy ham and bacon anymore because the grocery stores have all gone halal
But thats wrong
Cry more, faggot
Just found out my girlfriend doesn't like to be sexually intimate with me. What should i do how can I progress.. Fml
>>27948089
>my girlfriend doesn't like to be sexually intimate
why
>What should i do
dump her low libido ass
>how can I progress
get angry
>>27948089
The best advice would be to end it OP. If you aren't sexual attracted to each other, the relationship is bound to end disastrously. At least if you end it now, you can end it somewhat amicably.
Become more sexually attractive.
Do you have muscles? Get some
Do you dirty talk and try to turn her on? Start doing it
Do you take care for her sexual needs? Do it
Do you take care for your sexual needs? Use her
>tfw no gf
>tfw never had a gf
>tfw never will have a gf
past, present or future, I'm alone
I have become one with my feel.
We are one.
It must honestly suck to have never had a gf
>>27948713
>guys with gfs on my /r9k/
its over. the normies won
>mommy finds the smegma train
>normie finds the r9k
>Mommy finds my no-no box
>pops found the snot violin
just about the worst feeling
Who /drugs/ here?
Currently coming up on a 45 mg hydrocodone high and feeling fucking baller.
I have a bunch of oxy from an injury. Never been high off of painkillers. How much should I take for a first timer?
>>27947889
Oxycodone or Oxycotin?
>>27947948
It's hydrocodone. Not sure of the mg's though. My bottle says 5-325 MG. The pills are white with red dots all over them if that helps.
