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>internet gf won't let me buy the food I want
>gives me a shopping list each month
>it's always filled with candy, hot dogs, and soda
>have to send her a verification picture each time I get back from the store or she'll leave me
>tfw she also won't let me hang out with my friends after 6pm since she vents her feelings to me until we go to bed
>tfw can't leave her because I'm so close to getting pics of her
>>27944121
This makes no sense daka
>>27944121
>"dating" for months
>all the drawbacks of a relationship and then some
>no sex, no intimacy, not even a picture
Why are you doing this to yourself?
>because I'm so close to getting pics of her
that's what he wants you to think
>tfw have girlfriend but want a hotter one
>>27944054
It's all the same. Find a sweet girl who loves you and isn't wracked with character deficiencies.
>>27944054
Give me yours contact info privately and I'll homewreck it for you
>>27944054
>tfw haven't had a gf in twenty years
I'm wondering whether I should just end any further attempts to get one.
HELICOPTERS ARE SO COOL HOLY SHIT
>>27944035
You're right! We are pretty cool!
One of my favorite things about living near a military base is seeing the choppers going by all the time. I thought it would get annoying after awhile but it is still cool to see and hear them.
>>27944185
I live near an air force base, sometimes If I'm lucky I see F-16's and those big transport jets fly over.
Most of the time it's copters tho.
When will my powers awaken.
The only reason I haven't commit suicide is because
I'm waiting for my latent powers to reveal their self.
the first step is to stop watching anime
>>27944005
powers liek what?? :O
*I perk my ears up*
>>27944364
X-ray vision and monster cock
Let's have a thread all about the most criticised, beaten, hated, and bemoaned members of 4chan, the tripfags. The brave few who decide to show themselves when it's just smarter and less gay to stay anonymous. Tripfags, guys! Let's discuss them ITT
>best trip
>worst trip
>trip you miss the most
Our tripfags often put their safety, security, and privacy on the line to give us good content and a sense of community here. Thank you, trips, even the shitty ones.I will use this information to make a new tripfag image, cataloging their height, weight, picture, and a bio about them. It will be compiled and put in a nice, convenient png.
>>27943957
The only trip I ever liked was Eggman. The rest can fuck off.
>>27943968
Eggman is often hailed as a normie. You disagree with this?
>>27943989
He's a failed normie. They're allowed to take refuge here.
Hot trap thread. Art/captions encouraged
>femdom
why do so many people have this fetish
the pic is pretty hot but the cringy caption ruins it
also that's a futa, it has boobs
>testicals
>>27944090
posting actual traps
anyone have any assbro webms?
i haven't been on (2x4)chan in a while and I can't find any on /cuteboys/
>Suck on 'em
>tfw no qt big-breasted sweater gf whose cow tits start to hurt if they aren't milked daily
>tfw she will never stroke your hair and tell you what a good boy you are while you suck on her soft pink nipples
>>27945222
>you will never drink breast milk from a cow titty gf
>>27943866
>tfw no gf who commands you to do lewd things to her for her enjoyment
>tfw no gfd gf who just whips her tit out when she feels like it
I've had oneitis for ten years. Ask me anything.
>>27943731
When did it start? Is she married? What's your relationship with her over the years?
>>27943822
High school.
No.
I orbited her like crazy for a semester, declared my love, got friendzoned repeatedly, then cut off all contact to hide my shame.
Since then, she's tried to contact me once every few years, sometimes through friends, but all her messages are pity-coated apologies.
It is pitiful that I've thought about her every day that I've been an adult, so I don't blame her for feeling sorry for me. I just stalk her passively.
>>27943731
Who the fuck cares about these oneitis threads? There's so much shit to talk about, but you just want to talk about some bitch Stacy.
/r9k/, How can I stay /neet/ and still get a gf
What you need is a sexual slave, just go find the right girl and build your dungeon up while memorizing her routine
>>27943652
step one:
don't be a NEET
step two: drop the anime
step three: get a hobby ie:dungeons and dragons that you like be passionate about it but don't be a fucking loser about it
step four:stop being autistic
Get a really high luck stat.
>tfw literally got a gf by sitting on my ass on the right day
>tfw living together now
> NEETS literally think that their joke of a life is worthwhile
>wagecucks literally think that their joke of a life is worthwhile
>>27943605
I'm sorry that your dad wishes to forget you exist.
Prove my life has no value.
Goal thread.
Set a goal.
Small, big, impossible or stupid. I will match at least some of these goals. YOU set them, we complete them.
Let's be great brothers...
My goal is to kill myself
>>27943768
so... what's holding you from achieving your goal?
don't let your dream be dream anon! kill yourself now!
>>27943570
>>>27943768
> kill yourself now!
But make sure to live stream it
>ghost in the shell live action movie gets announced
>people complaining about scarlet johannson being cast as the major
>Twitter has a shitstorm
all i can say is this movie is going to suck because all the recent live adaptations of anime movies suck, even japanese ones like attack on titan.
anime wasn't meant to be real
>>27943568
It really doesn't matter who is in the movie. It is guaranteed to fucking suck. Hell I think I heard disney was making he movie.
>>27943568
Scarjo is a talentless hack, the only reason people like her is her ass n titties.
>bandage is back
empty shitposting
behind masks of irony
take it all away
>>27945110
Where the heII have you been!?
>>27945141
I never went anywhere
I am always here
Sometimes under a different name, or no name
"Bandage" is just a meme
you don't even know me
no one does
Kill me.
Just seen this. Any fembots wanna play xbone with me?
Whats the point of the emojis? Can't they just put the temperature Fahrenheit and Celsius.
>>27944494
as a Canadian, the emojis would be reversed for me.
Fuck emojicast
>>27943353
Don't have an xbone.
Got a wiiu?
r u becoming a drug addict or alcuckholic?
>be me
>can't find coke anywhere
>find crystal
>damn.jpg
>going down a spiral
>inb4 stop now
stfu i already know fuck off
Heavy ass drinker since I was 15 starting to relax though worried about my liver fuck all that
Currently dirnking myself to death.
>smoke ice for a month straight
>Hop on random motorbike I found
>Ride it around like a scooter
>Go to jail
