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I'd like to think I've grown as a person. Done my best to be faithful, and kind. Never cheated, been romantic, and tried so very hard to be loving. I've never even raised my voice in an argument. Said no when I had to, yes far more often. Been doting, supportive, and honest. Owned my mistakes. All for naught. Something about me is broken. I don't know what. The few who get close leave. They. Always. Leave. After years of anger, and pain, I no longer care. I no longer try. There's no point. I flirt, I'm gregarious, but underneath all that I carry the fundamental understanding that I cannot be loved. Not for long. Not again.
Not sure if you want replies or not as this reads more like poetry. But, Anon I understand, it hurts. I thought I found someone to stay and well...that turned out poor. All I can say is, try to keep on the lookout for someone, maybe see a therapist too.
>>27945588
>be OP
>did my best to be a boring person
>tried really hard to not be the opposite of a chad because they're all dicks
>mfw turns out everyone likes them
>mfw nobody likes me
>>27945657
After two years I'm through trying.
Tornado warning until 12:45
I hope you guys are indoors and comfy.
I hope I don't have class in the morning
oh shit
sounds like a train
>lights are flickering
Please comfort me bros. post comfy images/music or post pics of pretty girls
Dear Tornado,
Please destroy Houston and all of its inhabitants.
Sincerely,
A reasonable person
Guys, I am addicted to 4chan. I wake up and refresh r9k, pol, fit and b.
If i can't find a thread I just masturbate. If I try and do my university work after about 10 seconds I just tab back into r9k for a refresh.
I need to block this website, how do I do it and make it work? This addiction is ruining my life.
Anyone have experience blocking 4chan or any other website? Did it help?
>>27945462
Realize that this place is terrible and not worth using so much of your time .It can be entertaining to scroll through threads from time to time, but nothing here is worth ruining your life over
>>27945462
I started going on other boards tp drown out the other stuff for a bit then i felt better. A have not been on r9k for a month. I Focus more time on pol. Here because i was curious
>>27945462
come to the cooking board
Anyone else find vaporwave really comfy?
I do because it is a throwback to a more hopeful time period for mankind. With some nice a e s t h e t i c s as well.
>>27945439
Early 2000s jap internet culture is comfy to me for some reason
>>27945478
Agreed man. Early internet culture in general is pretty comfy if you ask me.
>>27945507
I love digging around for old websites.
Modern Japanese websites look quite dated, so they still give me the comfy vibes.
>That feel when you can't get girls so you force yourself to enjoy hooking up with guys, fueled by drug abuse and porn addiction
>tfw have to fuck non-passable traps because too ugly for girls
>tfw don't like doing it and hate myself for weeks afterwards
how can i make going gay not so awful
>>27945410
>>27945446
You guys reek of desperation. You need to just slow it down, take it easy, then try to talk to women casually. It helps if you're employed and actually doing something with yourself instead of just laying around in Dorito dust all day.
>>27945410
>tfw a straight guy gets more dude on dude action than you
>Have school super early in the morning
>Can't sleep
>12:17 AM here
What do I do guys
>>27945285
Go to sleep Tommy or i'm going to tell your father.
Get at least some sleep, even if it's only like 2 hours. It'll suck but you'll survive.
>>27945317
I've been trying baka
I'm losing my mind and am fed up with being where I'm at. I need a change in scene and will be taking a bus to LA in the next couple days. I'll probably be homeless for a couple weeks till I can get a paycheck. I know there are homeless robots on this page and am wondering if any of you are in LA? Maybe you can fill me in on the details? What the city's like?
Downtown LA is not a good place to be homeless, but if you can make it out to the San Fernando Valley, it's more comfortable here.
you're going to die
not original ^
>>27945437
How far is that? What's the valley like?
Chads, or normies only. I'll start
I found a really nice girl who rarely goes out and is insanely cute. Literally a 9/10. She is the settling down type.
Then I found my old friend from high school wants to hook up, and she is literally down to fuck whenever. She is hot, and has nice ass and tits. Would rate her equally, even though she's not as wholesome.
Who should I pick?
Both unless you're a beta son of a bitch.
>>27945262
Both. Pursue the girl that wants to settle down, but it's official smash as much as possible.
/r9k/ is dead
oregano comaeti
Man why the hell do I keep coming here
>not a virgin
>in school
>have a job
>sort of depressed, but made vow to never consider suicide
>only one true friend, but not entirely friendless
>not ugly, tall, somewhat fit
Like really I don't belong here with you nerds.
I'm literally the exact same
I'm not exactly the same, but similar.
get out then, fucking normie
>be me
>be oldfaggot
>get e-mail from kikebook about people "I know"
>sign on after 28934923843298 years
>ohshitniggerwatareyoudoing.gif
>see this one EXTREME qt3.14 foreign girl I went to school with
>she's beyond breathtaking
>she was extremely shy and barely spoke English but would speak to me occasionally in broken speak
>she values traditional roles
>start remembering everything from the past
>start remembering the cute cat sweaters she would wear (roughly 13-15 years ago before it became a "thing")
>remember holding hands with her and we didn't even say a word while we watched the sky after a track meet
>feels start going light speed
>look away from monitor into the mirror after realizing it's too late
>tfw I immediately start compartmentalizing my emotions
>tfw I feel nothing again
FUCK. Just end it for me. If I wouldn't have been too busy with smoking and selling weed, my degenerate faggot ass would probably took a chance.
Anon
She didn't matter
>>27945216
I find the thing that hurts the most is realizing all of the chances you ignored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_qvy82U4RE
None of it matters just get a dog or something
>tfw no kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, lamesa wiping, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Youre never going to quit, are you?
>>27946324
He's doing god's work.
Mexichan is better.
The "girl" in the Op has a man face.
>post cartoon frogs on an anonymous image board all day
This is why you losers aren't getting anywhere with your lives. Turn off the fucking computer/phone and go do more productive things.
>>27945156
>implying epic implications
>>27945156
>This is why you losers aren't getting anywhere with your lives
It's not the cause, it's a symptom
>>27945156
>posts japanese animation characters
Heyyo guys! As the title indeed suggests, I'm drunk as fuck. While under the influence of alcohol, I've one on many adventures (referring to today alone). The first thing I did was go for a walk. Now, this may surprise you, but an elderly woman saw me while I was walking. The incident that followed was indeed rather embarrassing. In fact, I wrote a poem (or perhaps just a collection of words) immediately after the experience. Here it is:
Holy fucking shit
Oh fuck
Good lord
Someone has seen me
Being erratic
While under the influence of alcohol
Whatever though
It certainly won't matter by the time
I'm sober
Because alcohol transports me to a
Realm where consequences are
Nonexistent.
I was walking down a garden path
I presume I was stumbling to a degree
When a picked up a stick lying at my feet
Which I quickly used as a walking stick
After walking some 10 paces
I decided to break the stick over my knee
This decision reflected my life decisions
(At least according my intoxicated self)
After which a woman saw me, and gave me the most queer of glances.
Also, I sent a picture of my penis to my ex-girlfriend. Here it is:
>>27945090
IT WAS INDEED A VERY GOOD TIME
I WILL ONCE AGAIN ASSERT: IT WAS A VERY GOOD TIME INDEED
I DONT EVEN FEEL ASHAMED OF THE FACT THAT I SENT MY EX-GIRLFRIEND A PICTURE OF MY DICK, IN FACT, SHE SHOULD VERY MUCH ENJOY IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT, /r9k/ SHE WAS A TOTAL SLUT. EVERYBODY KNEW HER AS THE TOWN WHORE. I DIDNT EVEN LOVE HER, I JUST WANTED TO GET MY DICK WET. SHE USED TO FINGER HER BEST FRIEND WHEN THEY GOT DRUNK TOGETHER - SOMETHING SHE ADMITTED TO ME MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP. GOOD LORD SHE WAS A SLUT - AND GUESS WHAT? I ENJOYED IT IMMENSELY.
>>27945090
>not being able to handle your alcohol
>>27945180
i can handle my alcohol but i can also choose to be completely fucked up if i want to
>meet girl at party
>make out with said girl
>she adds me on facebook and gives me her number
>text throughout week; I eventually invite her over
>admits to cheating on a boyfriend
>tries to make me feel sorry for her because she takes anxiety medicine
>I literally had zero friends my first year at college and this bitch is complaining to me
>says she doesn't have sex outside of a relationship and calls me immature for doing so
>says she doesnt date other races
>"I'm in love with this guy whos parents won't let him talk to me"
>literally the second time I've ever met this girl
>make out anyway
>call her out for being wet
>finger her
>tries to get me to go down on her
>straight up asks if I want to have sex
>no condoms; kill me
>take her home
>doesn't talk to me at party yesterday
>ask her wtf is going on
>her: "I'm reevaluating how I act in my life"
>her: "that means not doing what we did Thursday outside of a relationship"
>me: "So what's that mean between us"
>her: " I'm not looking for a relationship right now"
>ok, see you around.
She was hot, but I think I had an aneurysm at some point in this past week
she sounds dumb enough to tell chad what happened. be on your guard, fellow.
>>27945233
Nah, I saw her friends at the second party and they were not intimidating at all
>>27945054
What is anyone's life bro?
robo
What really happened in Roswell 1947?
Idk man. Try asking /pol/, it's not far from here
>>27945041
>>>>>/pol/
>>>>>/x/
>>>>>/sci/
>>>>>/lgbt/
This automaton is causing me stress
>>27945066
Naaaw. I'm asking you guys.
