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Why do people do this?
Its so gross and unattractive
especially on girls
ITS GROSS AS FUCK
in no way does it look good, and yet, i see girls with them all the time
whats worse is when they have one in the middle, then others on the nostrils.
I've heard its unconformable as well, so why do people do this?
>>27941867
I wonder myself anon and I had a tongue ring.
I wanted one and it got me laid. True story
>>27941867
Its this and girls with tattoos
its gross
If she has a nose with a ring, she don't mean a thing.
They think it's cute/cool/"unique". At least it helps you weed out sluts (or helps you pinpoint sluts, if that's your thing).
>i have a big poof-ball on the top of my head
there's a big poof in your bed too.
there's a big poof in your room too.
>>27941820
>>27941853
SHOTS FlRED
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Share current feels
Know other feels
Discuss the feels
I'm getting a promotion that I don't really want. But it's all I know, if I don't take it, there's not much else for me. And how will I tell my family that I actually REFUSED a promotion? How can you tell someone you turned down a chance to make more money?
>tfw could really use a good fap but not really that horny
>tfw you haven't even fapped in two days
>>27941835
Why don't you want it, anon?
Do you cry?
How often and why do you cry?
be honest.
In public places when I'm alone and the smart phone is out of battery
>>27941769
I tear up at music maybe two or three times a year. That's it.
Maybe once in the two to three months or so. There are periods where certain triggers in life make me reminiscence about all the time, wasted opportunities and things I have missed on, which seemed to have been mere, ordinary commodities for the others.
It's the times when no matter how normal I appear in relative comparison to others and their standards, realization hits me that it is not so.
So, who /procrastinating/ here?
>chemistry assignment due tomorrow
>already a bit late
>have absolutely no motivation to do it
>might do it, might not, I don't know
What are you procrastinating from?
also, post comfy gondolas or whatever if you'd like..
>>27941737
>What are you procrastinating from?
Killing myself
>been meaning to finish certain fiction writing projects for 6 fucking years and they've become period pieces
>>27941737
>tfw 26
>no job experience
>no education
>parents kicking me out
>cant think of a job where I can live on my own
My life is literally fucked, & I don't know what to do.
I posted this on /tv/ but this might fare better here
>watch pic related at age 12
>I'm a very impressionable kid and I take the movie like it's the second coming of christ
>I must rebel against everyday annoyances
>Finish watching and head downstairs to get myself a drink
>realize I could be living out my mission
>we had 2 refrigerators
>1 in the kitchen and 1 in the garage
>family kept the water in the garage
>The only problem was that the garage fridge smelled like a cross between rotten fish and cat shit for some reason
>really fucking thirsty
I'll continue below. You're in for a good one
>don't want to go outside
>open up kitchen fridge
>half drank water bottle sitting in a cramped refrigerator
>get pissed
>head outside and open up catshit fridge and take a whole case of water and throw it into the kitchen
>wake up my father and give him a monologue about how he should've finished the water so it wouldn't linger there
>getting progressively louder as I tell him I shouldn't have to open catshit fridge to get a fucking water bottle
>he takes the water and begins to laugh his ass off
>ask if something is funny
>proceed to ask as I head back to the garage and grab a baseball bat
>ask why we don't keep the water in the kitchen
>starts to get mad at me and says there is no space
>well lets make some
>bat hits the fridge
>imagine the printer scene from office space but with a fridge loaded with food
>smash the fuck out of it
Will continue
>dad starts screaming and tackles me
>throw him off me and start smashing the milk cartons
>food everywhere
>milk
>moms lasagna she spent making all week
>this shit was on the walls, on the floor, and on me
>keep asking my dad whats funny as I clear out the fridge
>take cheerios from the pantry and dump it on him
>NEED SOME MILK WITH THAT NEED SOME MILK WITH THAT
>dump whats left of a milk carton
>dad fighting me through food
>sauce and shit everywhere
>hit him with a meatball
>he picks up swiss cheese
>I fucking hated swiss cheese and he knew it
>opens the package and spills it on me while holding me down
>rubs the cheese all over me
>sock him and begin to throw up
>my mom isn't home, I can be as loud as I want
>start screaming "IM THE BAD GUY?" over and over again
>my dad is pissed but laughing at the absurdity of the situation
>he tells me to go the fuck to sleep before he makes me
>make me
>he gets up but slips on orange juice
>I clear out the last of the food and throw it on him
>begin putting the water case in the fridge
>he gets up behind me when I'm not looking and throws a pan of pizza at me
>half cold pizza so it hurt like a motherfucker
>grab bread and begin hitting him with it until he retreats
>finish putting water in the fridge
>tell him thanks for being understanding about the water situation before heading back up to my room
>from then on we kept the water in the fridge
Cool story, OP. I laughed a bit.
sup, you jelly dicklets?
>>27941684
c-carl?
>>27941684
Lol @ the angle
Nice pencil dick
>>27941684
Dang, that dude is legit ugly. Totally fucked up nose. No way he has a GF, r- right? But why would this picture exist in the first place? Not like his dick is big, looks about 5 inches
Hey robots, collecting old normie memes from the past couple of years, help me think of stuff nobody says anymore.
>21
>do the whip and the nay nay
>swag
>yolo
>EPIC
>420 BLAZE IT
>about a week ago
>holla holla
>on a tuesday
shit dogge i think im out
>>27941615
plzlzlzlzl
bumporinosss
oh, just remembered one
>LIKE A BOSS
>SIKE
>>27941615
>>27941678
guis, donnt lemme die off like this
bUNPOP
reee
save me
>>27941615
>oppa gangnam style
new one
What's the worst thing about women's rights?
>>27941598
That they tend to destroy society wherever they are implemented. Birth rates drop, social welfare increases, and 3rd worlders flood the society to the point of collapse. Take a good, hard look at Sweden. Look at Germany. Look at France.
>>27941598
The right to vote
>>27941598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
I can't think of anything more damning than what's in this video (which is completely sourced).
According to history, Western Civilization is already lost.
>tfw wasted another weekend looking at screens
pretty soon it will be another whole summer
>another day
>another week
>another month
FUCK IT IM LEAVING AND IM TRAINING ALL FUCKING SUMMER! I WONT GO OUT LIKE THIS!
I'm attractive, I make good money and I'm not autistic.
I don't deserve to be a virgin like you losers, I'm better than at least 99% of society.
If women weren't so retarded I'd be fucking hundreds of women right now.
I just want to shoot them all.
want some cheese to go with your whine?
>>27941547
Is that you Elliot? You're magnificent. The supreme gentleman
>>27941659
He really was pretty supreme
Jibun o koroshimasu riajuu!!
>you will never have a qt yandere gf
who's the pretty girl on the right
>>27941963
its your mom xdd
Daily reminder no matter how bad your life is or how beta you are, atleast youre not Jake Rapp
>Takes wife's last name
>Wife fucks other men for money
>Pay wife for sex
>Lets wife pimp him out to men for money
Cant top this level of cuckery
post yfw you're not Jake Rapp
>>27942496
>Mfw I'm not rapp
>>27942496
>feelsgoodman.png
I know most of you fags act like you eat healthy shit all the time
What does /r9k/ think of nuts though? Cashews are undeniably the best followed by pistachio of course
>God Tier
>High Tier
>Mid Tier
>Low Tier
>Trash Tier
Rate those nuts anon
Nuts? For real?
This is stupid man.
walnuts are god tier
almonds are shit why are they so angry and hard
>>27941430
Almonds are absolute trash
Cashews are god tier
Anything that is honey roasted is top tier even though it defeats the purpose of being healthy
>HAHAHAHAHA ITS SO EASY TO GET A GF BRO
>ITS SO EASY TO GET A JOB BRO
>ITS SO EASY TO BE SOCIALLY ADEPT BRO
Dont go to /k/
>>27941397
it is easy though, just mimic other peoples body language and they're subconsciously trust you
>>27941437
body language is too intricate to simply "copy" it
>>27941397
/k/ has too many slavaboos anyways
