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That god damned snuff film on /gif/. Don't exist please. I don't want to believe.
>>27937526
what
very original though
>>27937630
The ones of her being suffocated.
Just looked it up because of this thread
>tfw you'll never fuck a girl through one of those asphyxiation beds as she dies
>one chance at life
>born in England
>not even the south, but the fucking shitty north
>>27937516
It's ok everything about England is lame. Come to America. The ladies will love you for your accent, plus you'll be in the greatest country on Earth.
Stop complaining at least you don't live in the poorest city in your country.
>>27937516
>Born in the Midlands
>live on the south coast
the south is a nice environment, the north are friendlier, just a bit grim
So r9k where are you actually supposed to find these easy fat chicks to fuck with?
Online dating. Orig
>>27937508
Golden Corral
>>27937508
you should probably kill yourself instead. fat girls are degenerate.
What is worse, to be a virgin or to be a cuck?
>>27937402
A virgin shitposting about cuckoldry
You tell us OP, you should know what it feels like
>>27937467
>>27937480
You can't be a virgin AND a cuck.
Over the weeks, I have screen-capped a few (5 - not many) MFW images from various sources.
Please rate them, save the ones you might like, and use them when appropriate.
Here's 1 of 6.
Here's 2 of 6.
Here's 3 of 6.
>>27937392
Here's 4 of 6.
Will we ever achieve interstellar travel in our lifetime?
Probably, will you be part of it? absolutely no fucking chance.
>>27937377
haha no
maybe a kepler robot mission by 2090
>>27937377
If we do, how will any of is be accepted on such journeys? I doubt it'll be easy
Where is someone in the US that is practically cool/cold year round? I hate hot weather and summer time.
>>27937359
>live a stone's throw from the Canadian border
>over 70 degrees every day this week
I'm dying senpai. I love hoodies what do I do
>>27937359
Are you so stupid that you don't know of cold places? Didn't you go to elementary school?
i wouldnt live anywhere north of north carolina desu. i cant stand the cold
>autism is a gift
>it's just a personality difference
Let's see what a 22 years long study has to say.
http://www.healthline.com/health-news/why-people-with-autism-die-at-younger-age
My little bro is autistic, and boy he is the best person i met
>>27937363
I have a berger fried whose a total bro. Has to be said tho he is heavily medicated and I think they get lessons and coaching in how to be a bro.
>suicide rates of people with ASD who had no cognitive disablilty were nine times higher than the general populaton
>The experts said that's because this group are more aware of their condition
>used to have crush with a childhood friend
>get cucked by Chad Thundercock when I got to High School
Anyone else know that feel?
Having childhood friends? Having friends ever? No, can't say I know that feel.
>>27937352
Well, at least you're lucky haven't felt betrayed.
Getting cucked by Chad Thundercock is the worst feeling ever.
is there anything more chad like than a tall jacked white good looking football player?
seriously fuck those fuckers
Listen to my story, /r9k/
This may be our last chance
>be me
>sixth grade in Canada
>lovely country btw, visit us anytime
>complete faggot
>no seriously, I was terrible
>thought I was better than everyone
>conceded af
>listened to really shitty music
>I was really smart though, just lazy (you'll believe this meme later)
>anyway, there's these two girls in my classes
>one of those stereotypical "woho I'm so smart" bitches
>"fractions! xD! Lol im so funy and quirky"
>straight hair
>looked pretty greasy now that I think of it
>we'll call her Molly
>other one is quiet, fairly cute
>curly hair
>got like perfect grades
>we'll call her Samantha
Little backstory now
>had little to no friends
>understandable; I was horrible
>everyone was a bunch of normalfags though
>barely talked to anyone
>everything really awkward
>parents divorced before I was born
>mom cool but frequently complained about work and was on low income
>really understanding
>didn't have too much in common with her though
>dad coolest guy ever, but kinda overprotective and sheltering
>used to visit my dad once a week and every other weekend
>played his Dreamcast, and Virtua Fighter on Saturn
>super intelligent too
>just fucking great
>love that guy
>family situation not completely important in this story though
Sorry if I'm all over the place; I'm just not stable right now
Back to the story
>Samantha always hung around Molly
>like, ALWAYS
>everyone was trying to ask Molly out, and she would reject them every time
>was kinda funny because literally everyone in my class liked her except me
cont.
>Samantha is kinda quiet as mentioned before, but when she speaks she's really over the top
>almost tumblr "suu randumb xD" over the top
>would be a problem otherwise but she was cute and can be serious once in a while
>Molly tries to fit in with everyone
>continuously tries to correct EVERYONE on some shit that's so trivial it's not funny
>I mean, I would too, but it would be for actual ignorance not just accidental fuckups
>yeah I was arrogant as hell, I know
>try to talk to both of them for a while
>"uh...UH DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES?"
>oh boy I'm autistic
>Samantha says "not too much, but I know a few"
>Molly says "omg I love mario and luigi! But I hate video games."
>this makes my decision so much easier
>start thinking about Samantha more
>she seems really cool when I talk to her
>I'm a fairly serious person, and she acts like one around me
>still has these randumb bursts though
>not a complete normalfag at all though
>has some contrarian opinions about government and morals and shit
>an atheist as well as I am
yeah, I know I'm edgy
>really cool person
>still don't know much about her though
>one day, friend talks to me
>"ayy so i been seeing u talkin to Samantha eh? u like dat?"
>never really thought about it until now
>continue talking to her throughout grade 6
>everything not normal emotionally though
>thus began my apathy and eventually nihilism with the world
>started thinking that nothing really matters
>suicide never really a thought, but life had no purpose
>just did what I did
cont.
>>27937265
Seventh grade
>in Molly's and Samantha's class once again
>lucky or what?
>same stuff happens for the first month or so
>don't talk to Samantha as much as I would like
>really shy and beta back then
>things start to look up for me though
>grades still shit, but continue to continue to tell myself I'm smart
>super boring year for the first three quarters
>school dance coming up
>ohohohohohohohohohohoh
>holyhellisthismychance?
>think to myself "probably not, I'm too beta"
>the week leading up to it
>every day I tell myself "ask her now"
>"FUCKING ASK HER NOW"
>always pussy out
>day before
>I think "fuck it, what's the worst that happens? She abandons me and I have no more friends? Eh."
>"Hey, Samantha... I was wondering if you, uh. If you'd like to go to the dance. With me."
>bad as hell, but not as bad as I thought
>hey I'm pretty slick!
>"Oh anon, let me think about it"
>soul crushed
>done
>o
>n
>e
>go home and think about her for the entire day
>next day, day of the dance
>walking into class
>Samantha comes up to me
>"Yes"
>SOUL REBORN
>NOT DONE
>NOT DONE AT ALL
>dance happens
>really nervous
>Samantha is dressed pretty nice, can't remember perfectly though
>we dance a little, even though I suck
>slow dance comes on
>I know how to do this though
>we slow dance smiling at each other for a while
>remember feeling so happy
>concept of touch is foreign for me
>after the dance I notice various stars drawn on her arm
>ask her about them
>"one for every person I genuinely care about"
>sappy as fuck, but whatever, I get it
>as I'm leaving the building with her, she points to the green one in the middle
>"look, there you are, anon"
>there is not a reaction image in the world that can capture my feelings right now
>just take that in famalam
>I say nothing because I'm sperging out on the inside
>finally, a noise comes out
>"th-thank you too!"
>she smiles and walks away
>fucking hell
cont.
>>27937280
>go home and lurk early /r9k/ all day until I jerk off and sleep
yeah I've been here way too fucking long
>continue talking and such for the year
Eighth grade
>enter super faggotry
>really get into 4chan
>huge /b/tard
>occasionally browse /r9k/
>unironically meme in real life somewhat often
>winter of that year
>Samantha seems to be really into me
>talk to her over MSN and Skype even more
>find out a bunch of shit about her
>mainly emotional instability and depression
>cutting and shit and the like
>I can't just leave her like this
oh yeah, we're essentially going out at this point
>try to be super supportive of her
>I genuinely care about her, but not sure about this
>she's actually really sad in general
>still, I spout supporting messages that are really genuine
>write some terrible ass poetry for her
>even still, she says that I'm really helping
>she's so glad she found me and the sort
>feel really good about myself
>around April, shit hits the motherfucking fan
>I'm feeling pretty stressed out
>Samantha is really depressed
>nothing seems to make her happy
>all our conversations have to do with sadness even if they're not intended for it
>there's only so much i can take
>I'm like fuck this, it's not worth it
>I break up with her even though I didn't really want to
>she cries for a little
>feel really bad
Summer between grade 8 and 9
>excited as fuck for high school
>going to catholic school different from everyone I know
>time to start fresh
>over these two months, I start going for regular runs
>do a little home exercise every day
>do some programming because my dad wanted me to
>absolutely loved it
>didn't get the more advanced stuff, but I fucking enjoyed the hell out of it
>feeling really good
>stop being a complete asshole
>my personality basically turned 360 degrees and walked the fuck out
>so much happier
>she wears anything larger than a size 1
>>27937165
>she listens to any sort of rap
>>27937165
>she wears clothes that say "pink" on them
>her nails are red
We were talking about weed and weed brownies and she said the following:
>'we should totally make some one time'
And when I said I doubt I'd be able to make them she said
>'ahh well we will do it one way or another'
Is she just being friendly or what? We've only been talking for a week and we've never met IRL. I was thinking she meant our mutual friends including us could smoke it but apparently none of her friends smoke it
>>27937109
HAHAHA WEED DUDE
DUDE WEED LMAO
XD AMIRITE!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!??!!
>>27937109
you waz either asked out fampai, or she's looking to use you for drugs.
>>27937167
I'm not even a stoner, I only brought up weed because I couldn't think of anything to talk about. I despise stoners and I'm not even crazy about weed
>burglars found the eyelid jar
>grandma found the cum container
>>27937102
>They found the suicide note
>Mommy found the cum carcass
got a 15 pound dumbbell, what to do to reach chad tier?
Tie it around your neck, jump into the sea and hope it kills you.
move it around or something
high reps @ low weight won't build you any significant muscle you're better off learning some leverage-based bodyweight routines
i dont know why i would even bother to respond to such a post but
>>/fit/
is literally always there to help you get tophysicalchad tier
ITT: Discuss the modern day phenomenon of internet attention whores.
>phenomenon
Women have always been attention whores, the Internet just makes it easier.
>>27936978
You're one of them for wishing to be the centre point of attention and using a sorry excuse of a thread for this.
when i see attention whores posting almost naked selfies i just hope they get raped. some of the stuff women wear in the summer makes me wish i was a shitskin muslim
