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http://thebaffler.com/salvos/new-man-4chan-nagle
congrats, r9k, you guys have made the news again over your plans for the 'beta uprising' :^)
how did they find out about our sekrit club?
>>27931090
>this website
>"""news"""
>>27931090
More people browse r9k than that site lmao
>>27931090
>Posting your own article here
Heh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0gsk3AlpQU
Your opinion?
>muse
sorry I listen exclusively to shibuya kei
>>27931152
there isn't even any singing until like 2:30
i mean the music video
bumping own thread
>there are posters on this board RIGHT NOW that actually believe they aren't normals even though they've had sex
To be fair, prostitutes don't count...
>>27931093
I was going to ask you this, I only had sex with twice with a whore in a korean massage parlor, but I don't think that counts as normal.
>>27931119
That definately doesn't count. You're still a robot
my grandma told me today i am her favorite grandkid she is very wealthy from owning several businesses throughout her life, and she married a rich chad who worked at NASA and after retiring he did consulting for private companies. he also made millions day trading.
anyway point is im set to inherit pretty much all of her money ive been a poor neet for all 20 years of my life. what should i do when i inherit all the money
Be happy for a day then realize that money wasn't what was making you unhappy in the first place.
Similar situation here. Personally planning to purchase multifamily property so I can not work again.
>>27931010
i'm aware no amount of money will make me happy or feel fulfilled
but i realize i have a chance to at least improve my life in some superficial ways.
i'm scared being someone who has never had any amount of money of just blowing it on stupid shit instead of saving it
>tfw many girls now are taller than you
>tfw many 13-years-olds could beat you up
>ywn be taken seriously like an adult man
>ywn be big guy for someone
>>27930884
my best and only friend in school was a 5'0 skinny asian kid. i am a 6'4 /bigguy/ white dude
people used to refer to us as timon and pumbaa, and not in a friendly way it was like meant as an insult
>>27930884
Manlet here, you dont need to be tall pal, just make fun of taller people
>>27930884
>le i'm short so i am not allowed to become strong meme
How bad is your life right now?
>schizophrenic
>forced to be NEET by parents
>physically, verbally, and sexually abused as a child
>still a virgin
>NO friends. My abusive mother forced me to cut off contact with my last friend because "I need to get better"
>play csgo and chivalry all day
Should I kill myself?
>>27930868
>drop out of college
>mother's boyfriend convinces my mother to kick me out
>been staying at a friends house for the last 3 months, cant find a job
>yesterday he tells me that if i don't get a job soon, I'm gonna have to leave
>chances of finding job near 0
It can always get worse senpai.
>>27931016
My parents have threatened to put me back in the psych ward. I've been there before already
>>27931098
Free food and shelter, tempting desu
>tfw 27 tomorrow
>still NEET
>still virgin
>still on 4chan
In 6 months, I'll be joining you. At least we have each other, brother
>>27930770
soon i will be 27 like you, with the exception that i only had sex once with a whore i paid and i wasn't 100% neet, i got a worthless degree instead
there is no hope
>>27930956
Was it worth it? The whore I'm talking about...
Even she probably gets at least 50 matches a day
>>27930756
She looks like shes 50.
She's so red/pink
>>27930822
Yeah, her age does say 51
For the first time in my entire fucking life, I actually initiated a conversation with a girl I liked. Nofap helped me achieve this.
I was propably really fucking red but didn't even stutter.
I'm slowly ascending from the robotzone to normieland.
Come at me robotfags
>>27930675
Good on you friendo
>>27930675
I achieved 99 day streak recently. I haven't felt better before. And I broke it. I broke the streak and jacked off yesterday. Now I feel like shit and I hate myself for failing. I'm back to day one but I'll be damned if I don't reach a higher streak.
>>27930928
Tbh I think its much more about getting rid of the addiction than not fapping ever. You might feel shit now but thats propably because you feel guilty that you failed yourself. You will feel good again soon.
>tfw repulsive human garbage with no redeeming qualities
if it makes you feel any better, you aren't alone
>>27930664
Don't be so hard on yourself, Anon. You can't be much worse than most of us. At least you posted a nice pic.
>>27930690
Forget the part about the nice pic. Are you an ant or something?
I demand a bigger version.
How do you know if a girl likes anon? Any signs you can see that confirms it?
>>27930629
if she doesn't mind when youcome inside her
>>27930629
She gives you attention.
Like any of us would know.
>tfw experiencing derealization
I'm finally losing it..
>tfw not sure if awake or dreaming
The more I'm around people the more fake life seems. Especially things like, seeing how naturally other people socialize. How can that even be real? How can they smile and laugh in the way they do?
>tfw recently i became obsessed with the idea that I'm the only real person in this universe and everybody else is a figment of my imagination
Feels good, feel like i can do anything since nothing fucking matters
What's a good waifu VN to escape the loneliness for a little while?
>>27930579
secondi haven't played a vn in so long, I really miss the little butterflies i get sometimestfw playing that one famous gfur vn in highschool when you were living with your family but still lonely and dying for human connection but you can't so you associate with fantasy animals to feel betterand it works
>>27930579
true remembrance was a comfy waifu VN with a nice little plot to go with it
>>27930579
I liked Teaching Feel
>make replies to 10 threads in the span of half an hour
>nobody replies to any of my posts
>start thinking I'm shadowbanned
>don't post for weeks
>hear knock at door
>immediate adrenaline rush because it could be the police here to lock me up or a robber coming to kill me and steal my stuff
>>27930578
Why would the police want to lock you up if you dindu nuffin? Robber sounds more plausible.
>>27930608
Innocent people get locked up all the time
And ugly social inept losers that don't contribute to society are assumed guilty when accused of anything
It's one of my biggest fears
>get drunk
>starting to sober up
>feels are starting to emerge again
>drink again
>>27930503
As a recovered alchanon, I feel jealousy but at the same time I know the hell that waits for you.
>be me
>??????AM/PM (dark)
>fucking headache
>before I know it I've reached down for my bottle - no pleasure it in anymore. It's like breathing.
>Tastes wrong
>Snap to attention for long enough to realise that I either drunk from my pee bottle, or have peed in my drink bottle
>again
> go back to sleep
> Only remember this in the morning because I can taste piss.
>>27931866
>be me
>hangover
>get up to be sick
>can't make it to the toilet because my foot is in pain
>puke on the carpet
>look at foot once done
>sock is slightly shredded and soaked in blood
>I trod in glass on a level only an alcanon could manage.
>be me
>minding my own business
> 'watching' tvjust staring at it in a stupor
>Knock on door
>My cheap shitty vodka must have arrived!!
>Go to door
>Police
>They tell me to sit down so we can talk
>Turns out I broke into a bar last night while it was closing
