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femanon into vorephilia here AMAI did this two days ago but fell asleep don't be angry
so, as a trap, would you say having a fetish as degenerative as cuckoldry confirmed your mental illnesses?
>>28083885
Eh, as far as I can tell, I have no dick
Never would say this fetish is a mental illness, aside from the fact that I can't get a boyfriend that would RP with me
>>28083837
i have a thing for self mutilation, whenever im near a knife i get really nervous because i always wanted to chop off my pinky.
If i did would you eat it?
>Mom found the smegma bottle
>>28082997
Tell her to eat! Eat it all till her hearts content!
>>28082997
>mom find my cummie cannon
>>28082997
>Aunt found my cream of cum soup.
Why is white male suicide on the rise?
It can't all be PTSD war vets.
Because no one cares about them anymore. They get fucked or left behind in our modern matriarchal society, so they just kill themselves.
From fathers being bled dry by unfair divorce courts to young men left behind by shit tier pussy centric education system, it is hard times all around.
Because all suicide is on the rise. Stop trying to act like you're an opressed victim, you're acting like women.
Because male insecurities are swept under the rug and culminate in an overwhelming sense of self-hate and feeling pathetic and/or hopeless, anon.
>title
post fantasies, experiences, videos, etc.
I want to be treated like a pet by a girl
How can you want to be dominated by a woman if you hate women? Is it because you hate yourself even more? Do you want to make yourself suffer as much as possible?
>>28081819
>femdom
>not gfd
>make friends finally
>one is a jew, another white, another mixed, and another arab
>get along with them great
>they tell me not to kill myself
>finally growing self esteem
>one day a girl I met tells me im cute
>share the experience with them
>"HAHA she must have daddy issues then bro"
>they proceed to tell me that no decent girl will like me because I'm black
So why shouldn't I kill myself then? Either that or I could dedicate my life to destroying as many people as possible in revenge.
>>28078567
Are those centipedes fucking?
Where do you live OP? I grew up in Atlanta, now Sandy Springs, and it was just seen as normal to date outside your race since there were so few black kids where I was from.
>>28078627
yes they are buddy. Something i'll never get to do
so, how comes most men think that they are entitled to have sex?
Women are literally objects so that's why.
>>28078554
black chad is using this to slay white feminist pussy
>>28078554
>literally my reaction to shit like this by now
Type a story and another anons try to guess if it's true or not.
>>28084360
I fucked a girl once
I often drive out to small farm towns and fuck the ugliest women there. I'm trying to increase the gene pool in those places.
>>28084421
True.
>>28084556
Bullshit.
I once read Sun Tzu art of war while jerking off in a public library.
What's it like to have a girl suck you off?
>>28084276
Why don't you ask what it's like to have a guy suck you off, this board probably has more experience with that.
>>28084276
Its pretty cash, to be honest
>>28084486
6/10
You did okay
Tell me about things you're addicted to.
porn
>You have been muted for 2 secondes, because this board sucks
>>28083740
>shitting on the robot
If we were never muted, how could we pretend this board was different from /b/?
porn
4chan
It's kind of ruined my life, really
Ask a chuck E Cheese employee anything
More like cuck e cheese
What model chuck e cheese animatronic does your branch use? also what do you guys do with the chicke costumes that get old?
Do you "enjoy" it? wink wink
There's a vast majority of robots in here that cover their ears and look away when any kind of help is offered. From pepe-posters, to just jaded cyborgs, it's a thing we're used to. We enjoy playing the victim and refusing help. Especially normie help. The first thing we do when we hear any cold truths or advice, is lay down a list of 15 reasons why we can't do it / why normies can't be trusted. We either do that or deflect the blame onto something else, but we do hate responsability.
>>28083352
>Normie tells me to be myself
>I can't do it. End up being someone else
>Get rejected
Why can't I do it bros? Why can't I just b myself and pull up my bootstraps? It's so easy. I just have to talk to her.
>>28083407
Talking to a woman seems like a daunting task for someone that can't even find their own identity. I'm trying to follow normie advice myself and just really live life by myself first.
Can't say I'm having too much success though.
>>28083352
Normies can't offer robots help.
It's like begging for help after you've broken your leg, and chad tells you to quit being a pussy and just "walk it off."
Fuck you.
damn.....just how the fuck do you compete against THIS?
NIGGER PENIS
gib da sours boss
>>28082438
by not using photoshop?
>just finish having sex with an escort
>we start cleaning ourselves up
>"you have a big dick, baby. your girlfriend must be very happy."
>our girlfriend must be very happy
>girlfriend
>implying I'd be visiting an escort and paying money for a simulation of affection if any female at all loved me on a romantic level.
I bet she did it on purpose.
Anyone here a johnfag or a prospective johnfag who wants to know what it's like to take the plunge into hiring excorts? Post stories and questions here.
>>28082123
How do I locate a prostitute without getting arrested or infected or robbed?
Do you rent a hotel just for the occasion or what?
>>28082123
Do you have to wear condom for everything including bj? Can you even feel anything with plastic around your dick?
>>28082386
Depends on the girl, yes but it depends on the rubber
>>28082123
>tfw you beat off to the good times you've had with whores before you became a nervous shut-in
good times, man
Comfy thread? Comfy thread. Let's get comfy and nostalgic.
I'll start. Animal Crossing on the GC in the winter was so fucking comfy. Curled up in front of the tv in PJs, listening to the late night tunes. I used to do this reset trick where you'd set the internal clock to Christmas and your in-game-mom would send you a decent amount of money. Rinse and repeat, although it would fuck up your town a bit.
More coziness coming.
>>28081209
Nobody wants to get comfy? This picture takes me back to my childhood neighborhood. I remember looking out the window in the early morning, seeing a mist rising. Some serious nostalgia right there. I wonder if I was any happier then?
>>28081209
God I loved this game.
>>28081209
if you did the new years cheat, it was damn near impossible to get the gold shovel
Who here /off medication despite orders/? Schizophrenia never felt so good.
>>28080331
Fuck meds I don't want to be stable
What's it like being a mentally ill neet off their meds? Does it make regular neet life more interesting/fun or is it actually uncomfortable? Does it make you go out and do different stuff in your day, or is it all in your head and your actually activities are essentially identical to when you're on your meds?
SSRIs don't really help anyways.
