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Good evening, anons. Come on in, have a drink or some snacks, enjoy the fireplace, and share some feels.
>decide to give girls a chance again
>suddenly thirsty af
I hope I can get back into anime soon.
>>28053564
Am I the me who says he wants to cut back on drinking
or
Am I the me who after a couple drinks usually just binges?
Its like a 50/50 chance if I have 2-3 drinks that I wont be able to stop and then I just go until the bar closes. I always say next time I wont drink as much but it keeps happening. I also end up spending money I dont have.
>>28053867
for me I binge every time. The only time I don't binge is if I'm too full to drink any more beer. Addiction is a fickle beast.
> My fucking dog is going to die at some point in my life.
>>28053471
We are all going to die at some point in our lives. We need to learn to accept it as part of who we are.
Not if you die first.
Hazaa, life is a journey..suffer and enjoy it, cunt
alright I'm looking for a bf
Got a template for that thing? Dunno if I can be bothered to do all the details. My favourite books are Frankenstein and Stoner, if you like them lets talk.
Closest template I have. Knock yourself out.
>tfw league player in the midwest
>knocked out by being too skinny
That's a first.
Tell us what's got you down recently and we give advice
my anime gf isn't real
>>28059893
3d Print her
I have no goals and I really wish I had one.
I wish I had something I wanted to work towards.
Harriet Tubman is replacing Andrew Jackson as the face of the US $20 bill.
Thoughts on this?
I'll be splitting all my twenties into tens from now on baka
She was a war hero, an activist and a theif who hated the idea of property.
But Jackson was a cuck
>>28058738
>putting a useless nigger on our money
Why?
My vote is for Betsy Ross if they're gonna replace Jackson and don't want another WHITE MALE.
>tfw asian male
>tfw 5'1
>tfw 190 pounds
>tfw lower middle class family
>tfw dropped out of college 4 years ago when i was 20 and have been a neet ever since
>tfw 24 and never had a job
>tfw khv with zero friends, completely isolated
>tfw leave the house once or twice a month
>tfw 4 inch penis on a good day
>tfw ugly as shit even for a fat asian guy
>tfw no car
>tfw younger sister is in college for biochem and getting fucked by chads and tyrones
>tfw older sister is a optometrist and married to some neckbeard redditor
>tfw depression, anxiety/autism, and possibly developing schizophrenia
>tfw wake up at 4pm everyday only to watch anime, play vidya, go on r9k and jerk off at least 3 times a day
>tfw average 1 shower about every two weeks
im about to break. this cant go on much longer
I'm in a similar situation, OP.
>(you)
I did it out of pity.
exercise
go for a walk
do push ups and stuff
it's not gonna solve your problems but it will get the blood flowing and help you slowly get healthier
What does /r9k/ think of tattoos? About to start my first now (family coat of arms on left shoulder)
Degenerate, disgusting, a permanent label that you are mentally unhinged and have no foresight.
Stay the hell away from me.
Nigger stamps are disgusting and an automatic red flag for a girl
>>28058272
tattoos always look like shit
>That'll be $20.22 plus tip
>>28057924
>$20 for tiny pizza pie
please leave
>>28057924
I didn't order any pizza, I'm sorry I think you have the wrong address
>>28057924
I-idon't have any cash..c-can I pay you some other way?
Why do kids look so old these days?
>>28056359
Large amounts of estrogen in modern food/water. Same reason why 1/3 of boys have gyno now despite not being overweight.
>>28056359
>so old
She looks like a 12yo with makeup and le instagram filter, nothing else
its just the angle of that pic. You could tell shes a lil kid even in that picture. If she posted a direct front facing pic, you could easily tell.
>26, beta most of my life, only 1 gf, we have been together 4 years.
>Im a college teacher.
>Super cute girl, 18, attends my class, petitte, beautiful eyes, DFC, pic kind of related.
>Adds me to facebook.
>sends selfies doing cute things.
>Let's go eat someday! Let's play videogames at my house.
>Feel tempted.
>Havent done it.
>Start to develop feelings for her, she does as well.
>Break up with gf to date this girl.
>Break gf's heart.
>Find saif girl's deviantart.
>Weed, ritalin, suicidal images.
>"Yes, I smoke weed 4 days a week, anon sempai".
>She actually calls me senpai.
>Im against the use of drugs.
>Im stupid and hard headed.
>I cant date this girl, I cant get the picture out of my head of her smoking weed.
>Gf has been crying a week straight.
>Im stupid.
>I still have feelings for this succubus of a girl.
>pic related. She sent me it. We chat all day via normie book.
You think I care about your normie problems? Take this shit to >>>/adv/ and don't come back
>leaves gf of 4 years for some shitcunt
Nigger get fucked and go apologize you dumb shit.
I hope to christ this is bait
No bait. Our relationship became dull, no excitement, I lift, she doesn't. I work and she doesn't. She is gaining weight and I'm starting ti have a dating pool. I'm very sad, mad and frustrated for I am becoming a monster. I cried thinking about how many lives this pothead succubus will cost me. My gf, her family and my job for starters. But I want her.
Vocaroo Thread? Vocaroo Thread.
Let me hear them voices robots http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qPLUYMdox7
>>28055964
>vocaroo doesn't support mobile
have a bumb anon
>>28056866
It does you just have to choose upload instead of record.
>>28055964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hLwb9YzD4z
Hello fellow robots, what I bring to you today is the opportunity to gain a best friend, me.
I've been thinking lately and realized, that things wouldn't be as bad if we had a reliable friend online with whom we could confide and trust in.
Someone who cares about you and listens to you on a personal level is a wonderful thing to have and is rare to find on the internet in general, especially in group chats.
If you have a cool game you play but no cool friends to co-op with? I will buy that game and play it with you.
If you watch a show and have no one to discuss it with, I will watch that show with you.
If you have a "weird" fetish that you fap to every night and wish to share it with someone, I will share that fetish with you.
Hell, if you are too shy to initiate a conversation with anyone but still wish to be cared about, I will make it a point to talk to you every day in a meaningful way.
What I offer you is as good as a friend as you can possibly have on the internet.
I will give you advice on subjects, help with homework, recommend you to new things, or challenge/compete with you to be your best if you desire.
Some of my skill sets/Traits are in pic related.
But these skill sets are flexible based on what you need them to be. I can be or act like whoever you want me to be.
I am offering this to you absolutely free of charge. I am an extremely lonely individual and aside from my daily "life" duties I have nothing but time.
Hopefully by imitating the relationship of being best friends it will grow into one of genuine appreciation, until then I will do my best to be a best friend to you.
If this relationship interests you please add me at my skype : awake.soap
I hope to hear from someone.
p.s: no "fembots" please. You have about 10 of me in orbiters. This is for the less fortunate.
>>28055662
This is the saddest resume I've ever seen robot. You gotta learn to sell yourself if you wanna stand a chance in the gig-economy.
>>28055730
hmm, maybe there aren't that many kind of people on /r9k/ as I thought. I would be ecstatic if someone offered to care about me.
what rank in csgo
qt thread
please post qts i lost my folder
this is a girl i found on facebook
>>28055470
need original content :^(
>>28055484
what a cutie
mutedmutedmuted
>>28055516
Alyssa Bustamante was a qt
anyone here trying to quit
shit is so hard
I switched to an ecig. It's negligibly better. At least it doesn't smell bad.
Why do you wanna quit?
>>28055410
save shekels
I could care less if I get cancer in my 50s
What is the lowest you would settle for a girl on a 1-10 point scale?
Then say why you don't deserve any less.
>implying i want a flesh roastie
slut
11
As long as she's 2D though, 3D is trash.
>>28054870
>3/10
Im average looking and have no physical deformities.
