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>there are people who have been drawing their whole life
Fuck you guys. I stopped drawing in the eigth grade when someone laughed at my drawings. Now I'm 24 and trying to pick back up where I left off.
>uncutfags
>people with gfs
>>28034057
the animation in this gif is so good it's actually arousing
>>28034057
Good for you man. Be prepared to draw about 10000 shitty drawings before you draw a good one.
ITT post pictures of haircuts you like on the opposite gender and briefly describe yourself.If you're gay then post someone of the same gender I guess
>>28032476
you first OP
commeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent oriiiiiiiiiiigiiiiiiiiiiinallllllll
>>28032476
pls no bully, my heart is fragile
23 year old unemployed kissless virgin
Does porn depress anyone else?
The idea of these thousands and thousands of young girls, often from normal family backgrounds these days, going into this industry to destroy themselves makes me sad.
This girl came was a regular poster on /b/ back in 2007, for the record.
>>28030286
Whats the name of the video? I need to do research to be honest
>>28030286
>Does porn depress anyone else?
It's only depressing to you because you'll never join in on the fun. Quit trying to look religious/moral and just fap
of course it is, because in the end you're a cuck for watching it
If you're not so lost that you start getting a cuck fetish, then you'll just start constantly thinking "this isn't real"
then you'll probably move to cam and chat roleplaying since at least you're interacting with a real person. And you'll probably be unable to get hard for an actual woman
>tfw fetish so obscure you've never actually seen or read anything remotely similarity
I basically just write my own shitty literotica's because I can't cum to anything else. Share with us your degeneracy, spread your filth.
what is your fetish lad?
>>28026491I'd rather not, Mr FBI man.
Always get called an edgelord or people think I'm b8ing. Might as well keep it safe with me
>>28026546
Either tell us or fuck off and delete your thread, faggot.
itt post your college/university
Oh my glorping god oh pee I laughed the fuck out loud bro that was the funniest starrey I ever did read on this board. It will just take a moment to tell you about when I was reading the story, firstly I read the first sentence of your story and I fucking laughed out loud, read the secondly part of your story and secondly I laughed my fucking ass off, thirdly I concluded your types thirdly laughing my sides right the fuck out of orbit. Hand it to ya my mane mang from fartpackistan, hit was a swell read and if the rules were changed I would gladly subscribe to your posts to be notified by cellphone. In fact, this story was so goddgummed good I think I'll talk about it more. Looking at keyboard tracks as a whole, its really a worked off art. The pacing, loquaciousity, indeterminabomnidable pontifidexteretasiality, burgandy, I'm very impreesed. The pain I feel of having to have been looking forward to the pilfferous moment of my life, alas, has passed. Goodnight. *gurgle gurgle kills self*
>tfw miner tier
huh I just found an interesting blog while looking for pictures of berkeley
I, too, am berkeley
Omegle thread: Your only social interaction for the week edition
tags:
r9k, 4chan
BUMPERINO AMIGO and btw if youre going to make a thread get the tags right
r9k omegler9k and r9komegle, 4chan is optional
>>28011727
bamp who tf /drunk/ tonight?
>>28011727
ayy lmao found qt
I'm seriously considering castration. I will never get a gf, and I've been thinking I really don't want one. What's the point? Suck you dry of money, take away time from me, the thoughts of wanting to fuck chicks distracts me from getting actual positive shit done.
I feel like I'd be much more productive castrated
>>28037082
you won't, you have no balls either way
I wonder if you know the source of this pic, OP.
>>28037082
>heretoir
Why wasn't I born a boy? I want to play on hard mode too. I want to wear cool things, I want to have big muscles that I can take care of, I want to play football, I want to have big hands and feet, I want to come home with grass stains on my jeans. I want to be the ideal boy.
I don't want to be a tomboy though. It's not the same as being a boy. Besides that, trannies look like eight year olds at best and middle aged San Franciscan dykes at worst. Being any of those doesn't make me a real boy. I never chose to be a girl. Femininity is hard and unrewarding. All my life I was told I needed to live up to this standard of "woman" but where has it gotten me? Sure nowadays there are all these movements towards self acceptance where we're told everything can be beautiful, but let's be honest, that's not true.
The threads on this board say it all. "Why wasn't I born a girl?" "I want to wear cute things" "I want to be a mother."
Yeah, I'll tell you, it sure is easy being a girl. We're all just delicate little flowers that need a little water and sunshine to open up and show the world our beauty.
Why then, even after having been given enough sunshine and water, do my petals one by one fall to the ground? Why am I withering away?
Probably because your threads lacks dubs.
because youre not really a female.
you lost the genetic lottery like many of us here. theres nothing we can do about it. Just accept it.
>>28035868
Because women need men
None of them will say this
Even hardcore feminist leaders are in a relationship with males in some form.
>people start to recognize your posts
>>28035321
>haven't been called out by name on r9k yet
Are you third world shithole colombian guy?
>>28035556
HOW THE FUCKING FUCK
Let's keep the horoscopes going.
To answer anon's question, it's more than just other INTPs that make good friends. INFJs are great when they aren't being too mystical and self absorbed in their own assumptions. I like INFPs up to the point where that Fi loop takes them into an inner space I'm not entirely privy to and they can't explain worth shit.
Also, is it really that surprising that I actually have really deep feels?
>>28034159
Not an INTP (I'm ISFP) but I just wanted to drop by and say you have great art taste. Love Koho's stuff.
>>28034159
INTP here and what are we supposed to do in this thread
>>28034657
Intellectual masturbation.
>>28034159
I've been getting more and more into contemporary artists as well.
my life story as promised from yesterday, the story of wifilord987
if your interested in a story of pain, chaos, mental illness, psychological disorders, death, addiction, criminial activity, anti-social behavior, shame, death and all types of plain weirdness im going to try my best to give you guys my story through my ruined, broken, and dismembered brain
>be me a akward, 6ft, pale, completely alone, shamed and embnarrased 22 yr old living with his parents at home
>lived a very eventful life with much experience but mostly pertaining to the darkser side of what can be experienced
>throughout my life I have endured so much shame and pain I always thought to myself "I'll be one of those people who end up on the news from sudenly commiting suicide."
>born in november 1993 in alaska but shortly after a few motnhs later we move to Kansas near kansas City, raised by a military father in the Army who serviced over 20 years as a Prison Guard
>My dad was a pretty intelligible guy, a grass-roots man who grew up on a farmhas great intentions and believes he is only doing ther best for his kin
>but...growing up was tough I experienced much of what my dad himself had to go though, being hazed, tormented, bullied, and abused by his own father
>my earliest memories comprise of the painful and shameful memories is most of what I can actually recall
>it starts with being bullied by the my older brother who is basically what most of you robots believe to be Chad Thundercock but x100 lets call him Joe
>everyday as Joe is somewhere near me he wwould cause me physical discomfort, mainly he would prctice his multiple time State Champion wrestling moves on me but many of the moves were obviously not qualified to be used in wrestling tournaments. i'd get put in scissors (his legs wrapped around my stomach squeezing to where i cant breathe) for alotta the time and basically just thrown around, suffocated, and bullied alot
>from my childhood I ended up developing severe mental health issues that have affected my life for much of what I am today
>OCD (obsessivre compulsive disorser) is what ruled my early ages, it controlled my every morning, afternoon, and night, I was so anxious all the time and I just could never get a break
>I would wake up, practive my daily rituals like picking at my face, showering every night-sleep-then shower in the morning-cover my whole body in lotion- make sure the length of my pants, socks, shoe laces were all at the same length. I was the very definition of OCD
>if I cant get my rituals right I would delve deep into Anxiety and chaos flipping out yelling, attacking others, punching myself brusing myself and attacking others
>I would take out my anxiety and pain and practice what I was tought to do onto other fellow classmates and "friends" Basically beating up the majority of kids in school and my friends
>I'd get calls home from school from teachers "Hellow Anon's residence? Yes your kids been fucking up beating the shit out of everyboidy and kicking in everybodys dick can yall keep this lil nigga in check?" Dad: "Oh really? Im gonna whoop that lil niggaz ass."
>get home and hide from dad because of bad grades and fucking up at school
>scared shitless of dad as he pulls me out from my hiding place picks me up by the ears and throws me against the wall rthen bends me over and spanks my fucking ass prurple all while shaming me and verbally abusing me telling me what a worthless fuckup i am
>grow up believing Im a wworrthless pilee of shit and bad bad BAD BAD BAD BAD ABD BAD person I am and how I always do everything wrong,believe I will never get ayting right and Im always a dissapointment in my famils eyes and ill never be good enough
>i always had to hide from my brother to because everytime he came aroiund he would whoop my fucking ass andd torture me, I grew up sensitive, fearful, and scared of being hurt all the time
>complain to mom and dad about Joe kicking my shit in all the time, "Oh anone quit being such a baby hes only playing with you, geez dont be so sensitive." "THIS FUCKER IS FUCKING MY SHIT UP GOD DMNIT PUT A STOP TO IT" "Oh anon its okay and Joe quit being mean to your brother" this continues over and over until I become an adult
>Most of the time at recess I would be "on the wall" a timeout from playing with other kids becvause i would fuck everyone up and beat the shit out of everyone because thats how i was taught to interact with other people an was told that its just playing and its okay
> Life continues with me everyday in trouble at home and school for basically just copying what was being done to me
>fast forward to Junior High ahd actually moving onto the Military Base i was raised on
>befriend neighbors kids his name was Moose actually not his real name but what everybody called him, I love that fucker to this day to be honest and I am more like he was now even though i was an enraged piece of shit when I was growing up with him, we dontr keep in contact anymore, hes basically getting fucked over by roasties and living his life
>Moose was such a cool guy looking back on it now, he played Final fantasy and kingdom hearts as I watched , watched anime, played silent hill and we always played games together like Baldurs Gate dark alliance. I really want to cry right now thinking back on it and I miss those times so much
>"Hey Moose you remmeber when we were kids, man I wish we could go back to that." Moose:" Naw i really like having my own stuff now and kliving on my own."
I cant afford that luxury because I dont have the abilitynto have a stable income and I was shown affection growing up and Im a piece of shit you will contiue to see why as i continue telling the story
> I spent most of my childhood at other kids houses mainly Mosse's and playing games and watcheing him playing games, we would talk to girls and browse th early years on the internet like Albino Blacksheep, NBewgrounds, Runescape and Hentai websites shit was cash as fuck nigga, even a a Social media websitw called Xanga but anyway
> we would go to school dances, play pokemon on our GBA's and hang out with girls even early on at an early age we were prwetty successful with girls too
> when I was actually at home I would spend all my time in my room playing Halo 2 online on my original xbox or phantasy star online and games like that, basically always in my room playing games and keeping things in a certain order otherwise i'd freak out and get into fights with everyone
>fast forward to the ages of 12-13 I started Junior High at a school on the military base and the ,ilitary requires familys and their kids to always move al over the place except me and family because my father neded up reitiring and we moved not far from the military base but right off of it and I attended the same schools up on there
>Most of my friends would leave, some would come back because luckily the military would make them
>Mooses dad retired too and moved off the base not far from me
How do you cope with being so unhappy? Do you use drugs or something else? I just want to not feel for a little while...
>>28033588
exercise
alcohol
occassionally both together.
I don't feel anymore really, I just sort of go through life on autopilot. Things I used to fret and worry about I simply don't care about anymore. I've accepted that I will never have a friend, much less a gf and will die without ever knowing what it feels like to be loved.
Suicide looks closer and closer every day but I'm not there yet.
>>28033588
For the past like year, I've been sedating myself with a steady mix of alcohol, cocaine, LSD and marijuana but I've been sober for a couple weeks now and have resorted to exercise, practicing instruments, and burying myself in schoolwork (at least for the next three weeks).
Post times you acted incredibly autistic and alienated yourself from friends and family.
>10 years old
>invited to disney princess themed party
>never invited to a party before; turned out her mom made her invite everyone
>excited
>learn that it's going to include disney song karaoke
>figure that if I learn all the songs really well everyone will be impressed and want to be my friend
>spend 5 hours the day before memorizing every disney song perfectly
>can't wait to impress everyone
>go to party next day
>don't talk to anyone the entire party until karaoke starts
>wait until my turn
>everyone's fucking up their songs and laughing
>wonder why the fuck no one else studied the songs
>my turn
>sing the song perfectly
>everyone looks bored, no one claps at the end
>sit in the corner crying the rest of the party
>forgot to bring my present and card because I was busy memorizing songs
>mom had to pick me up early because I was crying so hard
>no one wanted to be my friend from middle school to high school
>fucked up my social development forever
>>28033432
The past doesn't matter anymore, and your memories, and most of my memories, are of no use. They serve only to distract you from the here and now, that and anxiety or imagination about the future distracts you from mindfulness of the present.
>>28033432
Posting for fembots
>don't talk to anyone the entire party until karaoke starts
>caring more about songs than social interaction
yep that's autism
How do you become an alpha male that attracts hot girls? What steps should you take to become one?
Money
Looks
Confidence
That order
>>28033025
simply try a lot until your game is sharp as fuk
You become ripped then act like an asshole to everyone.
post a picture of your hand, lets see just how low test r9k is.
I actually have the thinnest hands of the men in my family
What if your ring and index finger are the same length?
>>28032768
it means you swing both ways
