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Are robots symptoms of a collapsing west or they just natural losers who would've died young in earlier times
>>28044847
We're above full employment. You are a Chinese shill. Leave we're only going up.
>>28044847
it's a symptom of the internet.
>>28044847
I'm 100% sure that I wouldn't have end up like this if I lived 100+ years ago. My parents wouldn't have got divorced. I wouldn't have sit in my room all day. Social anxiety couldn't develope.
Our environment makes us. I'm not looking for an excuse of my situation though, most of it is my fault.
What's the most recent time you've felt happy? I mean truly happy?
I get a rush of "true happiness" every day, usually because of music.
>>28043895
such a time has never existed
>>28043923
Bullshit. I know this is r9k so it's CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIN but come on.
What is one thing you would LOVE to do if money wasn't an problem?
I'm not talking about being filthy rich, just not having to worry about the future. What would you do?
>>28043781
masturbate and play vidya
then have a nice expensive dinner and sleep for 10 hours
>>28043798
Doesn't masturbating get old?
>mfw plane rides and hotels are the most interesting part of the few trips I've taken and I don't give a fuck about local landmarks or tourist attractions
I guess I'd go to Germany and fuck a slut though, OP. I'd also go back to school to get a degree I cared about and respected instead of the bullshit one I have now.
Posts some requests anon~!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q9AmXxnOcL
I'm a socially awkward NEET, n-no bully.
Are you from Straya?
Can you do the quote from the Gadsen flag in pic related?
>>>/soc/
faggot, dont post your gay threads here.
>>28043627
Yeah, I'm terrible at doing a stereotypical Australian accent though, so you'll have to settle for this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y28joejLxI
Can we have a real man thread?
>>28043464
so brave
what a strong independent woman who don't need no man (except for some reason she's shopping around for a date)
>>28043464
24 my britbong arse.
>>28043464
>That nose
/pol/ would be amused.
If this pic doesn't make you stand up for attention, then you might consider the fact that maybe you are a faggot. Don't you think life would be easier for virgins like you to go gay?
>don't have to put up with female bullshit
>easier to get laid and have hot sweaty gay sex with a cute bear
>can suck that penis you are bi-curious about
>gays don't give a fuck that you didn't do it with the ladies
>a strong gay bear will protect you from Chads
>can attend social functions like gay pride and queer events and nobody gives a flying fuck if you are weird. Weirdness is accepted
>can have fun with traps without anybody questioning your sanity
>can dress /fa/ without people attacking your masculinity
>he will love you forever and never leave you as long as you say gay shit all day long and speak about flowers, musicals, fashion and art
Wouldn't this be a massive improvement to your life? You are all nihilistic edgelords anyway so why would you give a shit if people think you are being weird?
Because you cant really change sexuality
Just get a hooker that'd be way easier than taking a dick up your ass.
>>28043296
If it only it was that easy. Good chance being monogamous in a gay relationship. This shit doesn't cut out.
This man was the top match for 30,000 women on OKCupid and was going on 4 dates per day.
He concluded that an Asian wife was mathematically superior in every way.
Why haven't you married Asian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJod9kRYyao
>I'm supposed to care about the opinion of a manslut
>>28043207
He's not a manslut. He's a computer nerd who used supercomputers to analyze the OKCupid matching system and figure out the best way to get matches.
>>28043179
I thought all the racebaiting threads were done with yesterday.
I made a bet with a girl. We are both 21. She's a Stacy sort of girl. While I'm a khv.
The bet was made in early august last year. I said that my football club will win the league and she said that hers will. She said that if she wins I have to show her my dick, and if I win she would show me her boobs.
So far my club is doing very good, they are leading the league with only a few games to go. Well yesterday I saw her and reminded her of our deal. And she said that she wont do it. So I said that if I was attractive she would have done it. She said but you aren't attractive. After a bit of chating she offerd me a kiss on the lips (10 seconds).
Now my felow robots is this worth it or should I stand my ground? I know I could get her to show me her boobs but a kiss isn't that bad is it? I don't know what to do. Help a robot out.
Why were you making a bet with a whore that doesn't respect the bets she makes?
when you're in the middle of the kiss, grab her tit
she's a stacy so she'll be used to it and not even notice
>>28043195
She's been a part of this (my group) for the past three years. She always bring snacks to the games. She's cool
>>28043196
So I should take her offer for a kiss then?
What percentage of men and women aged 18-24 do you think are virgins? closest guesses wins a special prize
>>28042222
depends on where you live, here in south eastern europe(balkans)I'd say it's roughly 10 to 15 percent
Zero percent
>>28042222
four percent?
>tfw 30 and never had a gf
>>28041184
I know this feel, I'm a 31 khhv...
I'm turning 40 next month and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm more sad about being so old though.
Feels like I have 20 yesterday, how time flies.
I'll kill myself when I hit 30. I hate being alone. it's awful.
Welcome gents. Got an exam tomorrow, so sorry if my replies aren't too quick. Feels, advice, etc.
Tonight's tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J0FuVEbz-Q&list=PLTm1EISuEZgqPIcDX86mOEO69xhl5kxYI
Joep Beving - Solipsism. Good study tunes, it's a piano album. Very quiet relaxed vibes, no painful nostalgia here.
What can I get you to drink?
Welp, time for a shitty day at Uni, Vodka please, extra ice
>>28040322
Thanks for stopping in, enjoy the vodka. What makes it shitty?
>>28040327
Chads, got to go now
Thanks
have you guys ever rejected a girl? how happened?
>>28040145
i once told a girl i was gay to get her to leave me alone
>know girl in highschool, she was pretty cute but didn't like her personality
>he friends ask me out for her while she blushes furiously
>tell them no
>they offer me money just to go out with her for a month
>still say no
I rejected 4 girls in highschool since I was hot stuff.
Then I never learnt how to ask out a girl, and it turns out guys are supposed to do that.
10 years later and no one wants to fug me.
Ill take anyone, anything that will touch me.
ITT: We post our heights and how we feel about it
I'm 6'6", it's pretty okay.
>>28039522
quit lying faggot
6' 0"
Thanks for making me feel inadequate, pal.
I'm 6'2, my betafag meek personality doesn't match. I hate it.
Almost the weekend edition
First for waifus desu lads.
Post them.
So lads what's the plan for today?
>>28039454
tea, toast, smoke then walk the kid to school then come back and be lazy/disgusting until monday.
ITT We post our current favorite images
>>28035814
what's the original vid on this?
i know it's some midget turk who argues a lot.
orginalus commentius
>>28035964
Seconded.
I can't find many vids of him on youtube.
