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There it is.
Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimetres.
Does someone actually think that they could do shit to me in an actual street alteraction? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is quaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-biceptbench. They quarantee me the strength and the power you never could even imagine of.
Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now,l've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
>>28075049
>IMG_189585819585.jpg
>reverse search
>20 founds
0/10 sage
>>28075049
I don't know why /r9k/ makes fun of muscular people so much.
Just because you exercise doesn't mean you're a narcissistic douchebag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSfT3qvTTKA
>>28074810
she seems really sad and also like a beautifull and generous person, she makes videos to help people.
I hope that she become healthy one day again.
>>28074810
No beard, no depression. she lie.
dumb SJW feminist attention whore
I'm tired of talking to people who do anything other than watch anime or play Dwarf Fortress.
Don't post in this thread unless these are the only two things that you do.
Space Station 13 anyone? Lets play.
Anyone wanna help with Dancer boss in DS3? Password is "snets".
>>28073357
Hey its you again. I do neither of this things but i can stay just like last time alright?
How do we stop this infestation?
>>28072382
Not my problem
Go to wizchan so we can get rid of the only infestation here; misogynistic manchildren.
>>28072547
Lol dude youre so gay>>28072382
Does /r9k/ feel bad for some hentai characters but still jerk off to it?
>>28072050
yeah I guess
bad thread
>>28072050
Usually after I jerk off, I have no choice tho, most top tier female character designs are from hentai rapes.
>the chick from emergence
I couldnt fap to it from the first few pages in. It was so fucking bad i just went past the sex scenes despite them being pretty well drawn
I mean ill fap to alleyway girl and all that but fuckkkkking shindol just finds a way to break your heart
ITT we post qts that have posted on r9k
>tfw no classical r9k bf
>tfw no miserable oral hygiene bf
>>28071908
Really hoping my bf isn't posted in this thread
>tfw no rare shiny bf
What the fuck are you looking at, wagecuck?
>>28071125
What did you say bitch?
>>28071115
I-i'm sorry s-sir
P-please don't tell Mr Shekelstein s-sir
>>28071115
stock options
I'm going to turn 26 in a month and I haven't accomplished anything. I feel like I'm too old to continue but too young to quit. I feel a urge to change, but there is a bigger stronghold that doesn't allow me. I don't have any friends, deep down I want to have a social life but I'm too socially crippled to obtain them and never get past the acquaintance stage. It's almost impossible for me to hold down a conversation with others for some reason.
My parents talk to me with a underlying layer of disgust, well deserved I may add. I'm so far behined that I don't know where to start.
>>28071105
I will also turn 26 this years and haven't accomplished anything.
l feel too old already. Even if I find girl, she will expect too much from me, because at this age you're supposed to have started ascend in your career, but I'm still working on an entry level IT job. I have no interesting experiences in my life.
I will never have a young girlfriend who will not care about "adult" things.
I really hate adult life. It sucks so much. I wish I have died at the age of 14.
Honestly, my man, I used to have a similar issue
bump while I type out a longer post
Do you have a facebook account?
>tfw getting in shape
>tfw Staceys now are all over my dick
Feels good man.
>>28071001
Man I've been improving myself recently too. Like, I actually went to a party a few days ago. I wonder at what point we lose our robot status.
>tfw skinny fucker
Should i work out? I tried it and the process is so fucking long. Is is really worth it OP?
>>28071001
tfw even getting in shape won't attract ladies because you crazy
>You sir win the internet
That phrase makes me physically ill
>>28069805
I regret that I have but one upboat to give you.
>>28069805
You. I like you.
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>>28069805
>>28069914
>>28069964
pls stop. pls
Who else is fucking disgusted by skinnyfats here? I mean, Jesus Christ, how can you live with a body like that. It's fucking vile.
When I see skinnyfats I literally feel nauseous, if your body looks like this then you shouldn't even be considered human.
Absolutely fucking disgusting
Since getting /fit/, dyel males disgust me even more than hamplanet women.
since getting fit, ive realized how unimportant fitness levels actually are in determining the value of a person, and i stopped judging people based on their bodies
>>28069121
It's when someone of average weight has tons of estrogen. It's unmanly and disgusting.
Fap more, work out, diet. That will remove it
Family thread.
I wonder how robots are made up, ethnically.
>>28068944
This is mine, post yours faggots.
No fucking clue. Can only go back one generation
>>28069042
This
All i know is that im all white
Holy shit I'm old.
I'm becoming 24 in a few weeks and it just hit me: I've become old. Not in the sense that my body is withering away. No, more like:
>tfw having teenage fantasies is now childish
>tfw they'll never happen even if a zombie apocalypse hit RIGHT NOW
>tfw I will never be a strong muscular skilled teen who saves his teen crush
>tfw I'll never be significant in my youth
Fucking kill me please, just fucking kill me.
>pic semi-related
>>28068365
You're still a twenty-something, to people in their 40s+ you're basically just a better-adjusted teenager. There's still time for you to dick around and act a little immature.
Besides, why would you want to go back to being a teenager? And why do you give a shit if your gay ass fantasies are invalid or something
Why would you want to deal with teenagers, they're unsure of themselves and wreak of fear. Give me a woman over a girl any day mayn
>>28068463
>give me a human female that has taken gallons of cum all over her body and in her holes and is aging also possibly has lots of stds and has a preference for big black penises because her vagina is destroyed from over use
Hi /r9k/
Fembot here
I will choose 1 guy in this thread to be myonlinebf
Post your skype and convince me why I should choose youwithout using the letter e
>>28068113
I am nice.
I'm bad at all things I tryI think girls like bad boys :^)
>>28068113
You can't trick us, roasty toasty
You want vidya from cucks
>tfw no friends.
>tfw late 20's.
>tfw only work an unemployed entry level retail job.
>tfw normies make fun of you all the time yet status jockey on facebook over ethnic minorities, homos, and now trannies.
>tfw normies tell you that there is no such thing as normal and that you should love yourself for who you are.
>tfw same normies don't really mean what they say (to you), they just want to upboats for their already sky high egos/self-esteem.
>tfw you know you will never be loved or cherished by anyone outside your family, and that if you do die at an old age, the only ones that will bother to show up at your funeral will be your siblings.
>tfw told " lolthere is no such thing as normal = v ) "
>tfw always either misinterpret people's actions or words or overlook them due to literal autism.
>tfw hate other autists because they remind me of my own insecurities and inferiority.
>tfw liberalism will never get around to makes autists victim of the day.
>tfw will die alone and unloved.
The rest of you robots just want to get laid. I just want to be accepted and people to cherish my presence. I have already given up on love years ago.
At least I will be a wizard soon.
>tfw even on /r9k there is no one who knows these feels.
I know that feel bro. In my 30s, still living at home, and have to job hop every year because coworkers always end up bullying me out. Im a consistently nice, quiet and competent individual, but cant keep up with banter.
I have a very specific problem of being unable to get other people to like me or treat me right, and it is so very limiting.
Its like the whole world is a buddy system and you must fit in.
>>28068174
Cont.
I suppose it would be possible for me to get into a workplace that would allow me to progress in life (mortgage, marriage), but it would be to be so formal, so button-down professional that no "personality" is tolerated.
What ruins me is the requirement that all workers must be cool, outgoing, fun, interesting, and everbody's best friend, or else you are literally failing to be a team player. I can only do pleasantries and gentle cooperation, but when its revealed that my personality is bland and boring, the campaign of expulsion begins.
I just want a job a can keep for a few years without being insulted and bullied daily. Every office culture is like a cultish frat house where misbehavior is seen as productive team building.
