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Why are you collecting your own shit, piss, sweat, vomit and semen?
>>27927660
It's fun collecting things
>>27927660
If you don't want to see your parents and make them embarassed by your existence you try to not leave your place and so you keep your fluids there.
>>27927687
What do you do when you're hungry?
>tfw you realize the reason you are a virgin is because you are racist and a misogynist
Not at all, it's simply because your a beta male and no matter how /fit/ you get or how rich you are QTs and Stacies will always go for Chad over you
>>27927581
>implying women aren't attracted to nigger hating womanizers if they're good looking and alpha
It's not you're social politics that turn women away from you OP. It's the fact that you're an ugly, dweeby loser.
You could be the most liberal hippie in the world, and they still wouldn't touch you.
Honestly I'm just ugly.
The hatred makes me feel better about it.
So fuck right off mate
Dont need this shit anymore, who wants?
Im from Burwood, NSW
Also, Sydney, Australia general
They're all asleep op. Try again tomorrow
>>27927551
Why would you ever NOT want to take stims?
>>27927551
>Keep out of reach of children
What the fuck is Ritalin for then?
>tfw no uncircumcised NEETsmugbf
>>27927550
I don't like fatties sorry
>>27927550
>tfw no uncircumcised trapgf
>>27927550
>faggots whining about not having a bf
end your life senpai
>dad found the butt shrine
>>27927507
>half brother found the smegma haven
>>27927507
Sister found the poop altar
>cleaner found the corn throne
i have to put my dog down tomorrow. someone tell me something that will make me less sad
At least your dog isn't putting you down
Hes probs in pain anon. Its for the better
>not already planning suicide
/r9k/ agar.io
Join if you want: agar.io/#C8FTM
>agar.oi
>not slither.io
kys
GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
original bump for agar
Can you imagine a woman being attracted to you?
It's happening and it feels bizarre.
Actually i can, but will she stay or will it become serious? definitely not.
It happened to me once in high school but I didn't trust that anyone could and blew it.
That was probably my only chance.
>get help for my crippling anxiety
>meds for my anxiety makes me sweat even more
>tfw rush of adrenaline from posting on a anonymous image board
>no one posts in your shitty thread
>>27927294
How do you deal with it? I sweat so much deoderants and anti-perspirants don't work.
>don't want to take beta blockers
WITHIN 72 HOURS FROM NOW, MANY HUNDREDS OF NORMIES WILL BE SACRIFICED
IF YOU'RE A NORMIE, POST "G" HERE TO REDUCE YOUR CHANCES OF BEING SACRIFICED
4/19 best day of my fucking life. Praise Kek and may he shed the blood of many normies over this unholy week.
KEK WILLS IT
BEATING NORMIE HEARTS WILL SEE THE SUN
>>27927279
alright
G
what's he gonna do
You know something brobots?
I don't even blame women anymore.
I've had a lot of time to self reflect, and you know what? I get it.
If I completely withdraw myself from the situation...and I look on me from an outsiders perspective...I wouldn't date me either.
Especially with so many better options out there.
In fact...if I was a girl and a girlfriend told me she was gonna date the male me (or any robot) I would say are you fucking stupid?
It's not the females guys. It's me. I'm a fucking loser and have nothing to really offer a woman. I can see why I'm looked over.
At this point, I'm not sure theres anything that would change that.
Forget about women? An hero?
It's a cruel world. Regardless, I understand now.
Welcome to the club my man, unfortunately a lot of us are in this predicament because of ourselves and not because of others like a lot of people seem to think.
The quicker you come to terms with it, the better it is.
>>27927239
To be fair this isn't a fair comparison, not in the modern society.
I mean, what do you expect from a woman? Do you want them to be supermodels? How about rich? Educated and strong opinions all over the place? Do you perhaps want someone to tell you what to do? What about someone who's just generally a real selfish dick, around which you'd feel safe from the world? I'm guessing not.
All you probably want is the same as most of us want, just a regular girl who cares about you enough to be with you. Screw their curriculum and the number on their bank account, and screw the bitchy assholes too... you just want a nice, reliable person, right?
That's what you bring to the table. That's what you expect them to bring to the table. The difference is, they want a million times more. Their priority is not love, it's that CV. The irony here is that where normally men are practical and logical, but choose their partners emotionally... women are the opposite. Their base nature is emotional and illogical, but while they may say and even feel that they let their feelings choose their partners, the partnership to them is actually an extremely cold, calculated decision based on their market value. Many people say the only kind of lasting love a love can truly give, is the love a mother gives her child. I think there's a lot of truth to that. Women don't love men, the way men love women.
I'm not telling you to hate women like most of r9k, they're as much victims of their genes and upbringing as we are. But we ARE in an equal world. Your interest in women is a million times more pure, real and romantic than theirs is in you. That does not make you a loser. Morally, it makes you better than them. And Anon, I recognize you for that. I see you. And I respect you for it.
But life isn't fair. MGTOW is a growing phenomena that says you're not alone. So keep at it, wait for a good VR, and you may be able to find what you dream there.
>>27927239
>he just started paying attention
If you are over 18 you should definitely kill yourself if it took you this long to realize.
"Opportunity for female generosity - If one sets aside the demands of custom for a moment, one might very well consider whether nature and reason do not dictate that a man ought to have two marriages, perhaps in the following form. At first, at the age of twenty two, he would marry a girl older than him who is intellectually and morally his superior and who can lead him through the perils of the twenties (ambition, hatred, self-contempt, passions of all kinds).
Later, her love would pass over wholly into the motherly, and she would not merely endure it but actrively encourage it if, in his thirties, the man should enter into an alliance with a young girl whose education he would himself take in hand. - For the twenties marriage is a necessary institution, for the thirties a useful but not a necessary one: in later life it is often harmful and promotes the spiritual retrogression of man."
Freidrich Nietzsche, Human, all too human, aphorism 421.
Even this famous philosopher recognized the superiority of the institution of the mommy gf, why don't you?
>I want a mommy gf
translation: I'm an emotionally stunted manchild who isn't capable of functioning on my own so I long for a maternal figure that I can have sex with (because I secretly always wanted to have sex with my mother) and someone who will take care of me like a child instead of acting like an equal in the relationship because I'm a fucking weak faggot
no one is coming to save you
no one is coming to kiss your boo-boo and make it better
it's good for a woman in a relationship to be nurturing, caring, and motherly. but that also requires the father to be strong, assertive, and fatherly.
Oh I know it alright anon but like most of us I am unable to communicate the feels of tfw no mommy gf enough to get one.
>>27927104
For a second I thought she had a giant meaty cock between her legs.
A shota is fine too though.
Someone explain to me fat acceptance.
>>27927071
they are fat and its too much work to lose weight so lets instead change society
Being fat isn't unhealthy anymore.
It's easier to lie to yourself than join the gym.
If enough other fat people do it you start to believe it.
Am I the only one who can't get off to lesbian porn? Excluding gay guys that is, it's obvious you wouldn't be able to get off to it. I mean straight or bi people.
>>27926839
Sexist fgt h8tr
>>27926936
Solo girls are fine. Just girl on girl isn't hot.
I'm with you
Roastie clits are disgusting, and all they do is finger and lick them
No titjob
No blowjob
No anal
It's fucking depressing.
Elliot rodger: the movie
>>27926701
This movie is complete shit and has nothing to do with robot angst. It's basically entertainment for reddit-tier normies
>>27926701
It was a great movie senpai
Funny movie, but it has nothing to do with Rodger
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