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Do you feel the BERN?
All the socialists who think that workers are exploited and should own the means of production make me laugh my ass off.
They literally cannot comprehend the fact that the business owner pays for the property, has invested an untold number of hours in research and development of the business, actively manages it, and so on, and somehow thinks that it isn't a fair trade for the employee to give their labor in return for compensation in this situation that the business owner has set up, giving the employee the opportunity to actually produce anything of value.
>>28066330
Good boy.
You'll be a millionaire someday too, I'm sure.
>>28066397
Already a quarter of the way there, doing a job I love, too.
You'd be amazed what a little hard work and financial responsibility can do. I remember being a socialist in my teens. I grew out of it though.
>tfw you're a qt fembot
>tfw u know theres probably tons of broken sad fembots on here who need to be taken care of
i want to take care of a qt fembot why is life so unfair
>>28065928
Be my friend OP?
t. sad fembot
>>28065938
m-maybe
i would like that
>>28065948
what kind of things do you like? I'm guessing anime
Saturday night New Holland thread.
What are you doing this fine evening ausbots?
Bamp blawx
No strayans 2nite? ;(
shit posting while listening to music like always.
Hey /r9k/
I am a drunk ass fucking doctor
ask me anything. ill probably gtive you shit medical advice
>>28065238
I have problems getting boners. Should I stop watching crazy weird fetish porn?
>>28065238
Would you do it all over again? I mean take the career path of being a doctor and all it entails.
aaayyyy
how do I motivate myself to study pathology? I have an exam on wednesday, but I feel like killing myself right now. so fucking tired
Let me tell you why I'm on the verge of tears.
> Have known the height statistics and what not for the past ~6 months.
> Measure myself about 6 months ago.
> 5'9". (19 yrs old). Fugg..
> 2 weeks ago twice in one week "Anon you look taller."
> Started thinking I'm 5'10.
> Measured myself..
> 5'9
it gets worse.
(cont.)
>>28065200
By the way when i did the measuring and saw 5'9 I literally just froze up. I've been thinking of myself as 5'10 for weeks and it really just wrecked my world.
>>28065200
Here's the worst part.
In the middle of me telling family I'm considering limb lengthening to gain 5-6 inches of height, my little brother comes back from the doctor with height predictions. He is 99th percentile. Doctor says he should be about 6'5.
>tfw little brother becomes much bigger bro.
I've been cucked and there's nothing I can do. To get to his height would require 8 inches of LL. I'd literally be fucking handicap. 8cm (a little over 3 inches) is max for femur and tibia so 16cm is max height gain. I could be 6'3... Still would look up to my little brother.
WHY ME???!?!?!????
pls respond...
somebodi.
Guys what do you do when you wake up before your boyfriend and you're bored and there's nothing to do
get a loaded gun
put in mouth
pull the trigger
kthxbye
Personally I'd just post on /r9k/. You're already doing that, so good job Bandage.
>>28064831
Okay I did this and it didn't do anything because the safety was on
aka Attention Whore General
What do you use to cut?
How deep do you go?
Where do you do it?
Why do you do it?
Come and discuss how much of an emo faggot you are and give motivation to other emo faggots
![Emo+faggots+how+i+feel+when+i+see+shit+like_7650df_4154978[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N7TvN0v.jpg "Emo+faggots+how+i+feel+when+i+see+shit+like 7650df 4154978[1]")
What kind of mood are you feeling when you're cutting?
>>28064559
>literally marking yourself for life as emotionally unstable retard
>implying people don't see scars and immediately laugh at your stupidity
>muh feelings
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>>28064760
But girls will find you deep and meaningful
Don't you want to be cool and attractive?
Just cut yourself
Who is /r9k/ voting for?
>>28064337
If i had an american vote, then I would vote Bernie.
He's the chemo that american society needs.
I want America to be great again.
I will vote for the little boy.
Bodies of /r9k/ thread.
Post your physiques boys.
>>28063433
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>Original comment
bump/need more
Your hairy chest is hot.
Is 5'8 really that short?
I never used to be self conscious, but it's starting to go that direction for some reason. I don't even know if I'd be happy being 6'0, since that's not really that much taller, practically speaking.
This whole website is full of idiots. You'd have to be a complete moron to take any kind of advice or critique from anyone on here.
ignore the internet memes where not being considered the pinnacle of attractive in every way is suicide-tier
>>28063345
Yes it's pretty short, average height of women in my country is roughly 5ft8-5ft9, while men are roughly 5ft10-11+
need help from ausbot lawyers right fucking now
i need you guys to tell me what are your experiences with obtain preliminary discovery from big companies
Im going to go challenge paypal in court without a lawyer.
>Challenging a multi billion dollar company with a Lawyer
>Challenging a multi billion dollar company WITHOUT a lawyer
Choose none
Say goodbye job and weekly income needed to survive
Say hello unemployed loser who tried poking a hornets nest
>not going to today tonight and saying you're a hard working fair dinkum aussie bloke being ripped off by the corrupt megacorporation
Eggy has been sipping too much on the /pol/ koolaid.
Can we save him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OAUFDeQfUg
I love eggmans videos but he's mentally ill desu
>>28062374
/pol/ is definitely not helping him.
that board is straight up cancer.
>>28062250
>nomies like eggman are catching on to the neets
shut it down.
Why do parents/relatives and normies think that you must be gay if girls don't find you attractive.
Gay guys are usually promiscuous and extroverted, they sleep around a lot. It's basically impossible to confuse someone who's disliked with girls with a guy that likes getting his fudge packed. Is it just a meme at this point for people to say stuff like this?
I don't know but my parentd have hinted at it several times and I think they should fuck off.
>>28062161
>>28063356
they think you're closeted and afraid of letting them know you date anyone because you're afraid of their reactions.
they think you're dating people, but keeping it a secret.
>>28062161
>Straight guys are usually promiscuous and extroverted, they sleep around a lot. It's basically impossible to confuse someone who's disliked with people with a guy that likes getting axe wounds.
Fuck you OP. I'm INFP and fag. You don't know shit so BTFO
Do you ever get irrationally mad when sometimes it crosses your mind that it is unnatural to remove your foreskin.
And they you had no say in removing it? I mean, was born with it, what if I wanted to use it for something myself. Uncut dudes, do you wish you were cut, or do you just play games with the extra skin in the shower?
As the owner of an uncut penis, I don't see the big deal. You can't use you foreskin to do anything.
Seems like yet another example of people getting mad for the sake of getting mad
>>28062030
No, because I'm not circumcised.
I have never once in my entire life wished that I was cut. That would be weird as fuck and it would be like me asking you if you ever wished that your earlobes were cut (but let's be honest, it's worse when it concerns your penis - the essence of man).
I've long believed (and argued on these boards) that circumcision is doing way more damage than people care to admit. I suspect it's related to the rise in mental illness in America for sure, and I'm also fairly certain that almost every single mass shooter you can think of was snipped as an infant.
But I suppose if this were true then entire regions that practiced it wouldn't be very peaceful places, like Africa or the Middle Ea-oh, right. Weird.
i'm lucky and i didn't get a botched circumcision. do i wish i had the choice? sure but i probably would've just left it on. since i don't know what having it feels like i don't feel like i'm missing out on much. also how can someone force you to get your son circumcised?
Hi, /r9k/, this is Daisy. She is my imaginary sister. She is sweet, smart, and interested in what I have to say.
Do you have an imaginary friend? Tell me about them!
I tried to make a tulpa of a 5yo girl once, but I kept falling asleep while forcing.
>>28061982
Why a 5 year old girl?
Are you into incest, OP?
Why don't have a imaginary girlfriend?
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