>went to take a nap at 5pm yesterday
>woke up today at 11am after eighteen fucking hours of sleep
>still tired
Kill me.
>>27928620
It's impossible to sleep that long
>>27928790
wrongo
>tfw slept for sixteen hours yesterday
>finally have a job and all the money I could ever need for vidya
>don't feel like playing vidya anymore
>>27928448
You're growing up anon
>>27928551
Yup. Time to man up and find a nice single mother to settle down with.
>>27928551
>You're growing up anon
It's time to die.
Is this true or is Quentin delusional?
If I'm on my phone I'm playing an emulator anyway so it's the same thing
I'm never going to have sex so why care about what random people think of me
>Is this true or was a troll just trolling?
>>27928358
>>27928302
>>27928344
It is true, if I see some faggot playing with his 3DS out in public I automatically assume he is autistic.
Stop being manchildren
I'm going to win for you /r9k/ i promise!
You're going to get get griefer on your team and tryhard derankers on the other.
>>27928203
>doesn't have r8 equipped
>win
L E L
>>27928203
don't do it for us, do it to spite normies
gello my friends what does the fish mean? am i normie ?
>>27928175
No, your 'neurotypical' normie side is underdeveloped and you are too aspie in the social department to be considered normal.
You are just one of those auti's where the disease does not seem to benefit your intelligence...
>>27928201
How the fuck am i supposed to read this chart?
lmao ;(
kiiiiiiiillllllll me
I'll start.
>2 years ago.
>17 years old with no job
>Pretty much do anything to earn money on the side without having to actually wok
>Thursday
>Neighbors ask what I'm doing Friday night.
>"Nothing, plans got cancelled".
>I never had any plans or friends.
>Ask me to babysit while they go out. 3 hours...
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Get a job now while you're still young. Even if it's a shitty nothing of a dead ender, you'll still be a better person at the end of it.
Start saving money. Stay out of jail. Start thinking about your career.
>>27928074
Thanks for the laugh OP. I appreciate your shenanigans.
>>27928107
>stay out of jail
Story time?
who /cannot sIeep/ here?
Lay off the methamphetamine
>>27928051
>implying I could even get my hands on any if I wanted to.
>>27928006
I can never sleep when I want to. I always end up sleeping in the evening and waking up in the early hours of the morning.
Does anyone know what he meant by this?
>>27927995
Are you retarded?
Franciso is saying attractiveness is due to facial structure, not having bulky muscles.
He's right to an extent. No matter how perfect your body could be, if your face is ugly you're going to be limited.
attractive face + average body = attractive
attractive body + average face = average
get it?
>>27928110
>never going to make it
You can be built but still be ugly most women don't care because it makes them feel safe but on the other hand you can be fat and handsome and that can turn off people. In his case he slim and hansome so he don't necessarily have to bulk up.
>tfw eroge is the only way I can get romantic feelings
How do you cope your loneliness robots?
I try to avoid games like this because it reminds me how much of a failure I am, so I play bullet hells and mmos
>>27927959
ASMR videos
>english translations
omae wa riajuu da zo
>Used to be kind and gentle
>Loves his mother, hates his father
>Sociopath
>Somewhat autistic
Don't you agree?
>>27927892
Nigga wtf lol baka tbhqh famuel I dont even FF but dayum that nigga be lookin cool af
>good looking
> succesfull
>smart
Basically no
>>27927930
>if I shoot a meteor at myself I will be stronger
>>>smart
How often do you think it is healthy to fap?
I personally have tried to limit myself recently, because I have found out that if I do it too much it stops being fun and just kills my desire for sex. I personally think 3 times a week is a maximum, but thats just my opinion. I once went 3 weeks without doing it, but then I fell back to fapping a lot. I also got a lot of boners randomly which was starting to get kind of annoying. I have now gone without for about 2 weeks, I kind of want to see how long I can go without this time.
>practicing Onanism in the 2016th year of our Lord
I should think not
>>27927875
I don't have a gf, and I have to satisfy myself somehow.
I do it every day, sometimes even many times the same day. I dont think it affects me, I'm still horny as fuck.
Should I buy an onahole and dildo?
I'm straight and never put anything up my butt or owned a sex toy before
If you're a girl it's ok just order one in or buy it in a store that sells some.
If you're a guy, get some contact in the black market and smuggle a shady looking hole thingy and hide it like its your darkest secret.
>>27927782
Put the dildo in the onahole and create a black hole or something.
>>27927782
>tfw own 5 onaholes
>never put anything up my butt but hear prostate orgasms are amazing
what does /r9k/ recommend?
>She follows male models on instagram
>he wears all black
>he swears casually
>he drinks energy drinks frequently
>he gets mad while driving easily
>>27927777
>she has a tattoo
>she has a dog
>>27927777
>She has an unnatural looking dyed hair colour (blue, green, purple etc)
Have you ever considered finding a job that is suited towards your pervy tendencies? Like working with porn stars or escorts. Or nude photography.
I've always been fascinated by the female body but for a weird reason I like looking at it and touching it more than an actual sexual act.
Trimming/shaving pubic hair, cleaning butts/pussy/feet, painting nails, even do their hair and help them pick out sexy outfits would be a dream job for me.
>>27927763
>be a grill
>mom wants to take you to get a pedicure
>have a guy do your feet
>spend the whole time worrying about whether or not he was a footfag
i think you're less likely to get hired by these kinds of places purely because women tend to trust other women with something as intimate as that
>>27927792
Help me understand why him being a footfag would bother you? As long as he doesn't go full retard and actually does something, obviously. What's so wrong in him taking pleasure from handling your feet?
>>27927763
be careful with this shit, I used to be a masseuse and ended up having to fuck so many fat 50 year old frumpy office workers, turns out the only reason young men get hired for that shit is because female bosses want a boy toy to rail them on their lunch break, almost none of them were hot and I had to cum like 10-15 times a day, my dick was in agony for weeks after and i only worked four days before I quit
>Be a black man
>White feminist tells me to check my privilege
Don't white women have as much if not more privilege than any male ethnic minority?
The social justice movement is not really about equality or fairness. It's about destroying the white middle class so we can't fuck up the NWO.
We'll all be equally poor and enslaved to the global capitalist billionaires.
M8 feminazis and all the other faggoty SJWs just want power. It has nothing to do with "privilege" beyond that they want more of it than you.
>>27927696
tfw no feminist gf.
She is a real qt.
>not wanting a "sexual liberated" damaged daddy issues feminist gf
>its 2016