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What are your thoughts on gif related
>>27933661
Wow, Blizzard really outdid themselves on Zerg cinematics.
>>27933695
kek'd
zergblox
>>27933661
"Rape! Raaaaaape! Help me!!!! noooo he just came in me"
Anyone else here a cousinfucker?
I've had sex 24 times. Each of those times with a cousin.
They're all older than me, the oldest is 11 years older, the youngest five years older.
Ask me anything.
If you want some greentexts let me know and I'll do a couple.
Those dudes look familiar
I thought you guys would be interested in actual incest experiences.
Post censored pictures of them and that will get the ball rolling.
What's the first thing that pops into your head, /r9k/?
What does it take to be daddy? Money and viral meme stardom?
He goes home to fap to the memory of being that close to her body.
She goes home to fuck another male model or a rapper.
>>27933669
this. or she might take him home and make fun of his LBC before making him worship her feet.
>dad grounded me for not leaving my room and socializing
>>27933623
I find that highly unlikely. Wish to persuade me?
well, next time go outside
>>27933623
"You still haven't left your room yet? You're grounded again!"
Is any other robot here having daily headaches and nausea plus seeing/hearing things?
I keep hearing things such as footsteps and cars driving past, even though there's nothing there. I also hear random every day noises that I can't tell if they're real or not. I see shadows and people but once again can't confirm if it's just my imagination or actual people.
>>27933584
I don't hear anything but I've had some visual hallucinations time to time.
I mistook a huddled tarp for a mutant with a cloak, but I was biking in the sun all afternoon so could've been dehydration.
hiya shizos
a question from probably shizo
if I see things in corner of my eyes and have flashes sometimes of things happening to me (rare occurance) am I a shizo?
>>27933870
can be an early stage of schizo or psychosis
>have 7 tabs of acid
>trip on it 1 Friday
>didn't trip hard enough because took 4 ho met 2 days before
>Bicycle day coming up and want to use it by myself at my apartment in honor of Albert Hofmann but psychedelic tolerance fucks that plan up
Does anyone just love Psychedelics but fucking hate the wait time you need to use it for it's full effects?
>>27933415
dude you need to wait before tripping again for a reason, it can be extremely taxing on your mental state
source: someone who used to trip weekly for about a year
>>27933509
Yeah I'm pretty new to the Psychedelic class. I took 25I last Christmas but that was ginger beer compared to the LSD I got. How long should I wait between trips? 2 Weeks? A Month? Also where the fuck do I find decent people to do it with. All I find is dipshit gangster wannabe's who listen to Rap music and get into trouble with the law or people who freeload are and are braindead. I fucking hate it.
>>27933836
2 weeks. Your tolerance will have gone fully by then.
Btw make sure what you have is real acid using a testing kit, a research chem could kill you senpai
I don't know what it is, but there's something about a cute girl clappjng wildly and cheering that I find so arousing. Its really the only reason why i subject myself to watching shitty talk shows. Lol I bet I'm the only one here who gets turned on by it.
>>27933403
Unrealistic fetish. Nobody will ever clap or cheer for you.
I like to see girls coughing.
>>27933734
Bejeezus.
Hello /r9k/ now i know that i may get bashed on here & some of you may call me a normie and tell me to get the fuck out of here and all that but however please do hear me out i come to you guys with constructive advice not to mock or harass so please just take anything i say with a grain of salt first off i see a lot of the people who hang out in this board always complain about having no gf & they are always crying & sitting around when i know you guys are perfectly capable of changing your behavior if you guys really want a gf just go up to them & try to talk to them or practice in the mirror & then when you feel like you are ready go out & do it some of the others in here are also worried about their physical looks appearance is not what matters it's having confidence witch if you do the first thing i talked about you can develop confidence also posting about your problems here online will not fix your problems it is better to reach out to someone you trust ranting online will only make it worse and finally just be yourself and be honest those are the two best things you can do i know you guys can do better and better yourselfs i write to you today because at one point i was like you guys but i betterd myself and now i am here reaching out hoping to help someone i am not saying you guys have to take my advice but it is good infermation to know so long for now /r9k/ i shall reply later.
Greetings anon.
I feel this way a lot.
>>27933434
Hi there anon hey.
>tfw all of your fellow loser acquaintances are wanna-be programmers and that's all they ever talk about
Can this flavor of the decade get over already?
>>27933251
I like that actor. Aside from firefly, she is a terminator in the she.
>>27933331
Right you are chief
>>27933251
What's wrong with wanting to be a programmer?
> be me
> math tutor
> girl at work likes me (is another tutor)
> dont find her ugly or particularly attractive
> has an annoying voice
> what do?
>>27933197
Tell her the mathematic probability of you saying yes is a solid -5.234537185%
>>27933235
lol she comes onto me in a really lowkey way its weird.
will try, thanks
>>27933197
>having girls randomly come onto you
Die OP. You dont belong on this board
Well, I ate a girl out today, so I guess I have to leave /r9k/ now.
One last thread, before I go, ask me anything.
>>27933180
How did you meet her?
By what circumstance did she have you eat her out?
Did you enjoy it?
>>27933180
Tasete?
>>27933180
Did his semen taste like you thought it would?
Helo, is this gf hotline
>>27933091
yes dis is the gf hootline. what are you lokin for?
>>27934476
two hot pizzas please, with delivery and a free soda
>>27934513
What sort of pizza would you like sir?
Hey /r9k/ what's your ideal gf like? Mine has to be beautiful but kind of weird at the same time. She has to be able to cook well and like going places, but at the same time doesn't mind staying in a little more than often
I don't know man. Met so many girls so different between themselves yet at the same time they'd be the perfect gf, that I reached the conclusion that as long as she loves me and I love her I don't need anything else.
>>27933082
2 arms 2 legs speaks English.
No fatties.
>>27933142
Does she need to have a head and a torso?
Life is hard when you're not Chad. What do?
Lmao, it goes on and on...
>>27933055
if you are not or handsome man then do not use that word in front of people.Nigger will kill you if you say it to them
>>27933363
*not nigger or handsome....
Daily reminder it was a big deal that Diana should be a virgin before her marriage to the prince, but it's a-ok that Kate has been fucked by an unknown number of guys before her marriage to William.
even kangs have to settle for sloppy seconds smdh
Kate is much better looking than Diana tho.
which celebrities are these, again?
