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Thoughts about Kat Dennings
>>27936440
Nope just primal urges
>>27936440
No idea who she is but I'm certainly interested to learn more.
>>27936440
Nice tits, and I seem to like her movies allthough they feel a bit corny/teenie every now and then. But yeah generally appreciative of this creature.
NETHERLANDS
>tfw I can't tie my shoes at 27 years old
>>27936414
>Can't Drive at 19
Just.
I know 5 years that tie their own shoes.
Go on YouTube and learn the bunny method.
>>27936489
I can't do it. I'm literally retarded
How come there are so nu-males who try to get into things women like but there isn't a female equivalent who try to get into things men like?
There are unattractive or fat men out there who do things like become a feminist or browse Tumblr so they could get women interested in them and to make up for being physically unappealing. Why don't fat or ugly women do things like that? Most of them seem like they dislike anything men like.
>>27936371
There are. Haven't u heard of a gamur gurl?
Men tend to be more pathetic and desperate to get laid
>>27936461
Most of them aren't fat or ugly and are just attention whores looking for men to gawk at them, not to start a relationship with one.
GOD FUCKING DAMN I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF AND END THIS SHIT ONCE AND FOR ALL FUCK THIS SHIT WORLD I LIVE IN AND FUCK EVERYONE
>>27936343
Is your sister fucking a guy again?
I feel you.
What's got you like this?
>>27936343
well fuck you too my man
Am I the only one in the fucking world who still has trouble telling their lefts and rights???
yeah pretty muc
You're not alone OP, I have the same problem.
I always do a quick check by making an "L" with my left hand to confirm.
got a gf a few weeks ago, met her at the student center. h-how did I do?
>>27936163
she's a ham-country, but it's better than i could do. hold ur head up high brobot. but not high enough that anyone can see u with her.
If you have to ask, not very well at all.
>>27936163
Well done.
Excellent in terms of /r9k/.
Just don't brag obnoxiously about her.
I'm trying to get my life on track here and I decided to get my license. My driver's test is tomorrow. How do I stop being so anxious guys.
>>27936097
Just breathe. BREATHE ANON, you can do this!
Inspiration. Find a person that you look up to. can be a celebrity, fictional character or person you actually know, whatever doesn't matter. Remind yourself that the person would be able to do it or probably has done it, so you can to.
Having a role model is one of the most important things in life. It can make anyone strive to be a better person.
>>27936097
By actually practicing for the test instead of just running into it you gay fuck.
how attractive do you have to be in order for peacoats and overcoats to be seen as acceptable to wear?
You basically have to be a male model.
Even that guy looks awkward wearing one. Yet, if you swap it for a leather jacket he looks cool.
Be slim, wear a SLIM FITTING peacoat not the the wide ones, be 6 feet tall +
I think it's more age than attractiveness, honestly. Most people would still think this dude was a douche, but an ugly 50-year old man wearing this wouldn't warrant a second look.
>single mom goes on date
>gets dismembered and has her body parts tossed into a recycling bin
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/police-treating-slain-nurses-renton-home-as-crime-scene/
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
FUCK THIS WORLD!!!
he's gonna get love letters in prison.
>>27935745
Roastie got what she deserved
Ignoretjisatha
>Hey anon! Can you get your head down here and tell me if my pussy smells? Get a good sniff!
i want to suck the dried vaginal juices off her pubic hair
Pubic hair vs shaved
which is better?
wow, shes as hairy as i am
*points at all of the robots*
these are mine and i will defend them, normies
https://youtu.be/TAqZb52sgpU
Are you 13-years-old?
>>27935803
stare at this please, deeply
>23 years old
>have this amazing girl who means everything to me
>after 3 years of being friends we start to date
>life is perfect
>we start going everywhere together
>eventually comes the day of her friend's birthday
>she's throwing a huge party and invited all of her friends
>my girlfriend included
>she begs me to go with her
>I think being near her is the greatest thing one can experience, so I agree to go
>We arrive
>Everyone already has a nice buzz going
>There's this one guy who is already drunk as an Irishman
>starts hitting on gf
>she tells him to go away
>doesn't stop him, obviously
>I can see she's about to cry
>I try to step in and get this guy off her
>basically tell him to fuck off
>he gets hella mad
>throws his beer bottle at me
>misses (I'm guessing because of all that alcohol he drank)
>then faces my gf
>starts beating her up
>seeing this, I get furious
>start beating him up
>despite being lanky as fuck, I fuck him up pretty good
>gf took a bit of a beating too
>after a while, ambulance arrives
>takes both of them to a hospital
>doctors say it's nothing serious and she will be able to go home soon
>still visit her everytime I can
>3 weeks later, she comes home (could've gone home sooner, at the time didn't know why she stayed that long)
>I greet her at the doorstep, flowers in hand
>she looks at the flowers, then at me, and says with a straight face:
>"Anon, I have to tell you something. I'm breaking up with you"
>I stand still, shocked, still holding flowers
>she says goodbye and leaves
>don't know what the fuck is going on
I later learned from her friends that she and the guy that beat her up got put in the same hospital, and she sort of felt bad about the whole situation and decided to give him a visit.
She was convinced that he only did this to her because "he was drunk and couldn't control himself".
She got to know him over the 3 weeks of her being there and now they're dating.
Fucking shit, what the fuck do I do? Help me dudes. I beg you.
>>27935649
shut the fuck up and fuck off normalfag
>>27935649
I honestly don't believe most of the stuff I read on here anymore. Theres no way something like this happened. I already hate women, theres no need to push this outlandish propaganda. People post stories similar to this all the time about women doing absolutely crazy things and I just cannot believe them.
This girl is not the perfect goddess you made her out to be in your head - she has done you the favour of revealing her total absence of character, integrity and judgement in a way your delusion can't smear. What you do is begin the slow process of moving on and realising she wasn't as wonderful as your heart told you.
/r9k/ is really dumb. Your biggest fear is getting cucked, even though you've never had a girlfriend. You're always lonely, yet lash out at anyone who try to help you.
The bottom line is that all of you are just selfish. You want society to coddle you like it was your mother. Above all, you want to be loved unconditionally. That kind of love is a fallacy. All love has conditions. You do not meet the minimum requirements to be loved, which is why no one loves you. You are completely and utterly worthless. Do you want to be loved? Make something of yourself. Would you rather browse 4chan all day? Fine. That is a completely valid life choice. But that choice has consequences. Nobody will ever love a lump of flesh that sits and stares at a screen day after day. If you cannot accept these consequences, commit suicide.
>>27935504
>all love has conditions
except the love that i have for myself.
>commit suicide
another attempt by roasties to have some semblance of control over my life.
if you don't r9k so much, why don't you just leave?
>Your biggest fear is getting cucked, even though you've never had a girlfriend
>My biggest fear is death, even though I've never died before
Your logic is shit tier. Come back when you can make valid points.
Shouldn't you be studying for your Psych 101 final?
Does anyone else use Kik or similar smartphone messaging apps to talk to girls?
>tfw im so pathetic that all my interaction with girls comes from getting their kik off reddit/soc, so basically rarely at all
>tfw ive had a few girls more or less fall in love with me on it and im sure theyre just insane
>tfw we also share pics/videos and they all lust after my cock because of how big and great looking it is
just kill me r9k
>>27935419
>>tfw we also share pics/videos and they all lust after my cock because of how big and great looking it is
Get the fuck out, humble-bragging normie scum.
>>27935474
yes because my only interaction with girls coming on a smartphone app makes me a normie
tfw the autism overpowers me
What's keeping you going /r9k/?
For me it's:
>internet
>video games
>the hope that I can improve my life with enough effort
>pu$$y
>>27935229
internet
video games
music
money
food
porn
my hair
the fact that i don't have any dreams, which means i need more time to realize what those dreams are.
a woman will not make me happy, and are in fact the opposite of happiness.
>>27935229
>mfw those are a guy's shorts next to her
>>27935229
porn, music and good food
The only 3 things depression can never keep me from loving.
![kik[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hwtB6eP.jpg "kik[1]")
