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i just fucked a taiwanese hooker in japan
ask me stuff if you want
where in japan
How expensive is travelling to Japan
>>27930523
Osaka.
i probably shouldnt go further than that
>Less than 10% of all threads on the catalog have pepe
>only three threads have wojak
Is there any greater evidence that this board has been fundamentally changed into normie-land?
>>27930478
fuck off you frogposting cuck
I exclusively post in pepe and wojak threads OP.
Normies use Pepe.
Who /feminine male/
We never had a chance
feminine male reporting in
>>27930360
Hey OP, are you Pisces?
>>27931018
>>27930360
>tfw mom makes fun of you for having feminine ass
>tfw visible hip bones
>tfw got mistaken for a woman and got a slap on the ass at a partyand liked it
>one chance at life
>not being born female
Just how fucking stupid are you?
>one chance at life
>born female
>born ugly
>born poor
>born shitskin
>born non-memetically autistic
I wasn't even close..
go away you annoying white knight
>>27930398
If you were born in the first world then the first roll you made won you the jackpot. The other rolls don't matter.
You will pretty much never know suffering or loneliness.
>All Hispanics are Mexican beaners
How do we end this meme
>>27930288
By staying on the other side of the wall.
wait, they aren't?
>>27930315
>>27930334
SPANIARDS
SPAAAAAAAAANIAAARRRDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So did anyone else hear from catfishman again?
I've been using tinder for the past week with no luck at all, talking about swiping right constantly and nothing. I got mad and remembered catfishman, and decided I would dawn the cape and keep the fight going. So I made a fake tinder account, gonna see how many likes I get. Share, if any, your CFM adventures, or your accounts if we can become the legion of catfishmen. (.)<
>>27930262
Catfishman is a fucking legend (.)<
Catfishman is a sham, fools.
I was thinking a way we could all find eachother was to put "CFM" between our names so we can find eachother on facebook. (.)<
>How many contacts do you have on your phone
>How many do you regularly talk to
93 and ~10 here. Should be an interesting thread.
>How many contacts do you have on your phone
12
>How many do you regularly talk to
1, my mother
>20 contacts
>most are utility people, like doctor, plumber, landlord
>2 contacts that call me / msg me semi regularly
>one is my mother
>the other is my friend's aunt who saved me from being homeless
0 when I had a phone
Don't even have one now
"ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER PUSH UP.. ONE MORE INCH ON MY BICEP AND ILL BE SURE TO GET A GIRL THIS SUMMER"
we laugh at men like you when we have our gossiping coffee breaks
pathetic
t. fertile girl
Stop pretending to be a girl you god damn fruitcake
>>27930232
check out this coping little gym rat
dont forget
4 am at the squat rack
IMPLYING WE LIFT FOR YOU ROASTIE WHORES
I'm 22 years old and I plan on dying before 30, preferably around 27. I don't want to die off some disease or off old age, and life isn't that good anyway. What about you, /r9k/? Do you have an age around which you would like to die?
I want to die around 19 but I'm already 21 so I can't even die right either.
You can't die doofus. Your consiousness is immortal. Read a book.
I'll die when i need to
Guys, I'm scared. Morph women you find pretty together. Do it a few times and you'll notice something shocking: they look like a young version of your mother. It happens EVERY to everyone who does it without fail.
What does this mean?
>>27930153
lol faggot it just means you yourself you just wanna fuck your mum m8
im mexican and all i really wanna do is ravage lisa ann.
>>27930153
We're more comfortable around what we're familiar with.
>abusive, mentally fucked up women create masochistic sons
>slightly overly strong father figures create daughters with creepy daddy fetishes
>black women don't care about having a boyfriend there for them because their father was never there for them
next
>>27930153
What website 2 morph with?
Or how to morph with photoshop?
Childhood thread
I made the same thread about a week ago and i got some interesting stories
I have noticed some similarities in our stories, like that alot of us have had an overly protective mothers and some sort of mild abuse at a point in our lives. I was wondering if there is other memes ive missed
>>27930114
>sat up all night playing Ocarina of Time
that was pretty much my childhood. It all went downhill from there.
Also heres the greentext I posted of me in the last thread
>second born
>never get any attention because my autistic brother needs it more
>suffer insomnia all my life
>mother is depressed and bipolar
>extremely loving but not fit to be a parent
>dad always wanted a girl but still loves my brother because fuck it hes the firstborn
>parents divorce when im 6 me and my brother both get really fat
>dads usually a cool dude but sometimes gets angry at us for being fat
>be around 10 dad gets married to my step mom who has a daughter from an previous marriage
>all of my dads love for me is suddenly directed at my step sister
>14 start to get depressed for no good reason
>be 15 mom finds an clearly narcissistic and abusive boyfriend who almost immediately starts bullying me
>tell mom about it she just laughs at me
>think whatever ill just wait till she gets beaten by him or something
>this continues about 2 years until they brake up because he beat me for having no friends and not liking him
>mom and her ex are friends to this day and he brings his kids here from time to time
>currently 18 year old kissles virgin never dated anyone never really wanted to because im afraid of affection and i hate attention
>mom yells at sometimes for doing nothing but being depressed
Childhood 6/10 it wasnt as bad as it sounds and i didn't get raped
(Sorry for the bad grammar)
>>27930159
I'd appreciate some details desu
>be khv
>call up a prostitute
>get rejected
She literally just hung up on me for sounding too suspicious. You can't make this shit up.
>>27930073
what is khv?
Is it like hiv but a bit better?
>>27930073
Google tells me it's Koi Herpes Virus.
Have you been fucking fish OP?
>>27930202
Kissless, hugless(or possible handholdless) virgin
>tfw you're one
Post here if you have work tomorrow and a cutie at work likes you
>>27930033
wtf is wrong with her hands
>>27930079
Rusty hand syndrome from jerking off Chad for years and years.
I don't, but I'm posting in this thread anyway.
What ever happened to the elliot rodger tinder???
Holy shit i want to know also.
Just make one yourself.
>>27930003
can't have my own tinder
![Towel-Series-51-Francisco-Lachowski[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jPpglTn.jpg "Towel-Series-51-Francisco-Lachowski[1]")
as a woman i can tell you that there is nothing more cringeworthy than a man who lifts and has an ugly face...
Working out is pointless if your face isnt at least a 7/10(not by soc/reddit standards)
In general we can determine your genetic worth in ONE SINGLE glance
>as a woman
>implying women exist and you aren't just trying to create a shitfest
I wish i looked like this guy.
Why do you have to make us feel bad OP? What did we do to you?
LEGIT
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TFellow femanons that thinks it looks absolutely horrid, especially if the guy is ugly and over does it.
![feature1-1-0d52b7597d5fb274[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EmIS1U8.jpg "feature1-1-0d52b7597d5fb274[1]")
![1460899835548[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OAPzLgz.jpg "1460899835548[1]")
