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Is it true that men are becoming more like women? Things like crying and being jealous of other mens beauty like women are? Or is that just a meme that has been repeated thru all ages?
Why is being jealous considered bad? If someone gets born tall and good looking I have every right to be hateful and jealous, because they just got lucky.
>>27931843
It's kind of annoying how women try to define what a "real man" is but men get accosted and attacked for even presenting the notion of what a "real woman" is like.
Women are not men, so they no idea what a "real man" is. A man is a man is a man is a man, and likewise, I have no idea on what a real woman is.
>>27931889
You're a faggot if you go around being jealous of other people, instead of being jealous try to improve on yourself and use that instead.
>>27931922
>You're a faggot if you go around being jealous of other people, instead of being jealous try to improve on yourself and use that instead.
Why? I could have just been born good looking and tall. And then I wouldn't have to. While they got lucky and have better lives just because of luck. Why is that not a reason to hate them?
Free hugs thread.
I don't care if you smell.
As with everything nice women do, it only applies to Chads.
>>27931830
Please hug me I'm lonely
>tfw short and my face gets pressed into tits during a hug
It's not acceptable to call me a nigger
Nigger
Robot approved message.
>>27931723
Does anybody actually, seriously just call random blacks niggers? I've never once in my life heard anyone say nigger unironically.
>>27931834
I called a nigger quite a bit growing up in Texas. Along with porch monkey, coon, ape man etc. I honestly don't really act all that "black" but my skin says who and what I am I guess.
ITT: Stuff that 4chan looks down upon but you do anyway
>>27931699
I browse 9gag before falling asleep every night on my phone when I lay in bed
Except when i'm too drunk
>>27931699
Nice dubs but kill yourself
>>27931699
9gag is only ~65% cancer
What's more humiliating? Being raped or being a virgin? I bet sowmwhere there's 30 year old virgin who's in as much pain if not more than some qt late teen/early 20 something who got "raped" because she got drunk and fucked someone who wasn't a Chad.
at least some dumb bitch has someone who finds her attractive and even cares enough to find the way to get her pussy drunk and abuse it
virgins can't find a partner, they are willing to do it but nobody dares to cross the line with them, they aren't worth the risk
there's a reason why people don't go outside telling everybody they're virgins (unless some moral rule set which then gives them some value among those who share such moral rules) but you see a lot of Stacies crying over the Internet and playing the victim
>which is worse, being attractive enough that someone forces themselves on you, or being so undesirable that you've never even put PIV
What kind of imbecilic question is this?
>>27932175
I've noticed real rape victims keep it to themselves. You know the type where it's absolutely random rape, like when a girl is walking home and randomly gets beaten up and raped.
Whereas the Stacies who have consensual sex that later turns into regret sex never shut up about it.
Vocal roo thread
I'm too gay to start but I'll replymaybe
https://clyp.it/icr4rpss
My throat is a little bit hoarse so keep that in mind.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SCQUsxxZk6
Fuck off back to soc you faggot.
Sage
Trying to fit in at school storytime
Mine:
>be me
>18
>prime of my life
>lovely day at school, strolling down the hallways
>qtpa2t approacheth
>I saw a movie the other day where a guy helps a girl pick up her books
>they locked eyes
>they smiled
>it was love
>I could do with some of that 'love'
>I notice her handbag full of folders
>she's carrying books also
>she's got thin af legs
>no balance
>the perfect target
>I turn to a locker and pretend to try to get it open
>I can hear her laughter
>she's coming closer
>here it comes
>I stick out my back leg and sweep
>I hit her legs
>she falls down
>I can hear her hit the floor
>omg it's worked is this real life
>I'm laughing because this has worked so perfectly
>I turn to observe my work and to save the damsel
>it's not a damsel
>it's Sam, who had recently undergone chemotherapy
>he wears a hat to cover his hair loss, he's the darling of the school, everyone loves him
>I've just tripped up a guy who has possibly terminal cancer
>he dropped a laptop and it had been snapped in half by the fall
>his hat had come off, exposing his Gollum ass scalp
>everyone was looking at me
>the girls were shocked and were trying to help up the crying Sam
>the guys were cracking their knuckles
>as they approached I started sobbing in fear
>I pissed myself right there and then
>the smell stank out the hallway
>mfw my assaulters ceased the beating halfway through to get away from the odour
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>tldr
All this effort nice pic though
>I stick out my back leg and sweep
>I stick out my back leg
>back leg
OP are you a centaur?
>>27931548
>the perfect target
what would you think of a girl that sent nudes to a guy that was just her friend?
I was playfully sending flirty texts to my friend and he asked me for nudes. At first I thought he was joking, but he was serious. I do have nudes on my phone, but I only ever shown them to a boyfriend. I'm single at the moment. I don't mind sending him nudes, I just don't want to lead him on or make him think that we're in a sexual relationship now.
>send nudes
>not a sexual relationship
are you dumb
Are you fucking retarded? Nudes = sexual and sexual relationship. Also enjoy having 0 market value for marriage, whore. 99% he'll put them online
If you do send nudes and no relationship will come of it, he will share it on the internet or show it to friends. If it does come to a relationship, he will share it after it ends. Or at least the possibility exists.
>Current year
>Still being a slave to the roastie jew
It doesn't make a difference
>tfw no bf
is just as bad maybe worse than
>tfw no gf
plus gays are picky as fuck and such a small amount of the population
>>27931566
>t. roastie slave
>>27931688
I'm gay as fuck and think vaginas are disgusting. I'm still alone
>Mfw I turn 18 today
>Never kissed a girl
Dont worry bro it gets better as we age got first kiss when i was 19 and swimming in puss now.
Prettycomfy
18 isn't even bad. You're still in high school. Oddsv are you won't ever see most of the people again, so stop giving a fuck, grab some fake fucking confidence and go hit on some girls.
I realized this too late, on the very last week of school. Made some advances but I ran out of time.
Good luck.
>>27931399
>mfw this board is now full of underage fucks
I used to only hate my life. Now I hate this board too.
who /fell for the early riser/ meme here?
>read that people who wake up early can accomplish more
>decide to get up at 4 AM every day to give me 4 hours of time before having to up and work
>spend those 4 hours shitposting on 4chan instead
more productivity my ass
>>27931333
>get up at 8am
>eat a large breakfast
>shitpost for a while
>get bored
>go back to bed at 10am
>get back up at 3pm as usual
Well I tried
ahaha i do the same thing
i started sleeping in though because i also realized that, and decided i'd rather just stay up later because i'm more likely to be productive at night than in the morning
i'm gonna miss shitposting with the aussie's though
>>27931333
nice trips but have you seen these dubs
So this is gonna sound dumb and childish because it is.
A new neighbor moved next door in my apartment building. We share multiple separating walls including the bathrooms. The walls are thick though so you can't really hear much through them.
From what I could gather watching them come and go it is a family with 2 very small children. The mom looks to be in her thirties, she's petite and curvy. The "dad" looks to be much older. I'm putting it in quotes because I don't know if he's the dad of the little kids or their grandpa.
Anyways I haven't seen him in months now. All I can see is the mom and 2 kids occasionally.
Now to the more interesting part.
One day I was running water at my bathroom sink and I heard someone turn on the water on the other side of the wall in their bathroom.
I got a little childish and turn the water on and off quickly a few times. And someone on the other side did the same. I continued to do this and they repeated but then I got bored and left. Since then there have been numerous times when we would "meet" and imitate each other through the wall. I've knocked on it and they knocked back and other stupid childish shit like that.
My first thought is it's a kid because it's a childish thing to do. But none of the 2 kids I've seen are old enough to be able to that. One is a literal infant and one is like 4-5 at most, barely walking.
So because I have an overactive sexual imagination I like to imagine is the qt mom and she wants my dick. But a woman in her thirties with 2 kids on her mind wouldn't have time for games. So what can I do to find out short of knocking on her door? I haven't had any chance to interact with her so far.
Sorry if this is long and boring.
come on someone read this
it isn't pasta I swear
ococococ
Jesus christ
How fucking deprived can you be
>>27931300
goddamn nigga what the actual fuck is wrong with you holy shit
>make twitter to get waifu's attention
>tweet her
>waifu likes my tweet
>doesn't even respond to it
A like means nothing...
>tweet her again and comment on her liking my tweet
It is done.
I'm going to update this blog if she responds again.
>>27931563
>blog
Bro you kiddin'?
*hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga banjo music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical trump supporter. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's inbred hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh sister
i hate dem wetbacks n darkies even tho i've never seen one of eother in my lif. i just liv in muh sodomy shed in da back woods hurdurrdurrdoy
Trumps a grat biznessman even tho he failed several and inherited most of his money. he haz alot n dats all i care about hyuk. i donno ethics or economics well doy
well i gotta go scream n cermplain at town hall meetins bout issues that i donno about.
hyuk
*hurdurgadurgadurgadurgdurgdurga durgdurgadurgadurga doo banjo music ends*
Did you vote yet?
>>27931111
+1
nice post my fellow reddior
i got caught shopliftin at the chevy dealership
Why havent you enslaved an asian girl yet? They willingly submit to white cock. Even the ugliest beta will be treated as a God-king in asia.
>>27931109
I don't really want to treat the girl I'm into like that though. This slave shit is not like in my true love romance nepalese drawings with hand holding and leg locking.
>>27931109
You'd still be an ugly beta though, just with delusions of grandeur.
I kind of have. Not like the literal slave play but she's entirely subservient and submitting to me. I try to treat her well, but she still acts that way on her own, and I could probably be really bad with her if I wanted.
