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I got caught sniffing my big sister's feet while I thought she was asleep. AMA.
>>27934386
How'd she react?
Are you getting kicked.
why have you not an'd yet?
Nice. How did she react?
Does anyone here wish they were born with brains?
I hate knowing how dumb I am. It pains me to know that people see me as dimwittedness.
>>27934385
*dimwitted
Fucking phone
>>27934385
I kind of agree with you
Im a 21 year old dude who had dreams of going to a big state college for the prestige
Now im going to a tier 2 having to work twice as hard to get a B in a accounting class.
I just want a starting paying job and will go back for night school
Buisness sucks and unless you start your own company or have daddys connections to get you a high management spot theres no money in it.
OP I accept that I might not be as smart as fellow peers but I believe with enough hard work you can get buy , so I take pride in that
>>27934472
But that's horrible. You have to work 200x harder in life just to get a fraction of what a naturally gifted person will earn.
I wish humans could truly be born equal. Real life is such an unrelenting nightmare
Knowing what you know now, what do you do differently?
>>27934251
Don't take art classes
Fuck it all, it doesn't matter, start doing heroin ASAP. Where should you get the money for it? Buy Bitcoin as soon as they become a thing, and buy as many as you can.
I do have a better sense of how to get along now, but have become so anxiety ridden (and anti-social as a result) that I actually think I would do worse now than back then.
Didn't finish that game like you hoped to? Never mind wagecuck. You can come back to it next weekend. Not like you're going to have the energy in the week to play vidya.
I didn't play vidya I masturbated 17 times, a weekend well spent
kill urself
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>>27934232
But I play my vita at work all the time. I'll just move my game save from my PS3 over to my Vita. I'm enjoying Xenogears.
Remember wagies, back to work tomorrow!
pepe, you are eyes opener, keep up the good work
>>27934201
I actually have school, so you're wrong, faggot
>>27934201
Thisthread needs a bump. Otherwise chances are that wagecucks forget what day it is and will oversleep, jeopardizing their jobs.
>"Son we need to have a serious talk, take a seat'"
dad why did you inject synthol into your stomach?
>tfw father son incest fetish
>everything I find is with cousins or siblings
FUCKING BORING
>>27934182
Not with a pencil dick like that, Dad. Bend over and get ready for a real cock.
Your Asian gf will never have tits like this.
if I feed her enough donuts she will
>>27934151
>my gf
Fuck off. You're not funny.
>>27934151
>Tfw not american so I never ate a donut
Are they tasty?
>your future wife is spending this Sunday afternoon getting bottomed out by Chad
My future what?
Sorry, not all of us are beta enough to waste 70% of our life supporting parasites.
>>27934163
good goyim. stay indoors.
>>27934267
good goy. tell socially retarded, genetically inferior men to breed.
You want to commit suicide, so why not just do it?
>>27934042
Because I'm in the process of thinking of a way to make it look like an accident. I don't want my parents and siblings knowing I killed myself. They're Christians and believe that: suicide = instant ticket to hell. It would be too cruel to make them live with those feels.
>>27934042
Why did she need a chair?
Seems like extra work for nothing
>>27934042
that chair seemed kinda unnecessary
>do 50 squats, 50 crunches and 25 pushups
>puke
WHY DO NORMIES ENJOY THIS SHIT?
>>27933913
>bodyweight exercises
kek
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>>27933913
Your body just needs time to adapt my friend, the first few times are always the hardest.
>>27933933
Gyms are fucking gay, I've been there a few times and it just makes me feel less inclined to work out because I need to physically leave my room.
I can literally just do bodyweight in my room while I wait for people to respond to my shitposting.
Sup /r9k/, who here drinks away their pains? I can't because I can't drink alcohol. Every time I try to drink I always end up getting very sick. I want to be able to drink, but I cannot
try some other drugs
>>27933837
It happens to me too
When I'm drunk at first I seem happy, but within an hour I begin to cry until I can think by myself again.
>>27933867
>try some other drugs
Depending on how hard is the pain, you shouldn't take drugs, or only when you're in a good mood, if your head is constantly fucked up, do not ever take drugs
Also simple alternative: cigarettes
It can really help
>>27933837
I'm an alcoholic, not too glorious desu
I literally LOST my car yesterday
Who else here past all the depression and /feel/ bullshit ? Im merely existing, glaring into nothingness. We dont influence anything, the universe just happens. There is nothing i want or dislike. No suicide, no bad, no good, just observing. No personality or ego. Im just drifting in thoughts of my mere existence.
>>27933792
Hopefully you'll reach the stage of blissful indifference.
>>27933820
I have.
original
I feel nothing but pure rage now.
I imagine myself stabbing people on the bus.
I also keep having a lot of violent dreams where I kill people by beating them to bloody pulp.
What do you do when you're overcome by self hatred? How does one cope with this?
>Itt hal trying to attetionwhore
>>27933893
No, I just don't know what to do. I have no idea what else I should do so I come here for advice because some people here truly loathe themselves.
Eh. I push it to the back of my mind because I'll just end up spiralling otherwise
Pic related was, quiet, shy, lonely, depressed, suicidal and friendless. he died for your sins.
He was the true robot, the ultimate robot, he applied for a wagekek job, got denied, went to a school and killed 3 Chads, then Chad wagekek thundercock police officer shot him down, R.I.P.
He may be dead, but he'll still live as long as we remember him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=risfv-OlCP4
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3482130/Chilling-new-CCTV-footage-shows-Darth-Vader-killer-prowling-corridors-Swedish-school-slaughtered-pupil-two-teachers-sword.html
>>27933753
>being obsessed with a edgelord
kys faggot.
>he targeted the teachers
nice
his ''attack'' was fucking shit, he killed some nigger kid, and two teachers ''wow'', this dude can fuck off, atleast Breivek went fucking crazy all out killing spree
Why are there so many poorfags on this site? Seriously.
>>27933721
your image there perfectly describes my reaction to any kind of problem that rich people face
Because rich, spoiled trust fund babies can't be robots.
Why do silver spoons living on mommy and daddy's money think they're human?
