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Free steam keys niggers... here's 1. More will be posted later.
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OP here, I will be posting a new steam key around every 5 minutes.
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waiting eagerly
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>tfw no gentle femdom chubby gf to cum in his cute tummy and fill her bellybutton with your seed
>>27940799
Nice dubs.
>his
>her
Suspicions aside, femdom is gross. I want a sweet girl I can pick up, head lock and STONE COLD STUNNER not a hamplanet who could do that to me.
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>>27940891
obviously doesnt conform to your gendered pronous you fucking shitlord
You have no excuse. Fat ugly chick's are free at Walmart
anyone here hold in their poop sometimes and sit around doing nothing? pic semi related
Don't hold in poop, anon. I was constipated pretty badly recently and the doc said that holding in piss and shit is a bad idea in general.
Why do dogs look at you right in the eye when they poop? Are they trying to communicate something?
what is your guys' pooping frequency like
i do about 3 days per poop
or 0.33 poops per day, however you wanna look at it
I think it's kinda strange cause whenever I come here to r9k, it makes me way to horny. I like the thought of loads of horny virgins I could possibly help out if I knew them in real life by taking their v-cards.
Whenever I find out somebody is a virgin in real life I am 100% more attracted to them and r9k is like the best to get me going. tfw a virgin puts a load for the first time inside of me. umpf
>>27940747
good shitposting you disgusting tranny
you can fuck off back to >>>/lgbt/ now
I jacked off twice today thinking about raping a teen virgin.
Are you a pedophile, OP?
>stay awake all night seething with anger over intrusive thoughts of things that happened in the past
It's gone beyond cringing and feeling depressed, I just feel fucking pissed. Anyone know this feel?
>>27940590
Good, anon. It means you're evolving. Don't get stuck there, you still have a lot of development to go before you're complete.
>>27940590
Yeah it's a good feel. It usually motivates me to change shit.
>>27940590
i wish i was pissed. all i feel is apathy
Who /borderlinepersonalitydisorder/ here?
Who /dontselfdiagnosecausetheyrenotfuckingpricks/ here?
>>27940562
>implications everywhere
let me know pls
>tomorrow is Monday again
wages absolutely uneqviococaly bllewwln tXhe fuck OOOUT
>>27940503
careful anon, careful with the devil drank
>work 5 days a week
>school the other two days
It never ends for me
Does anyone else hate their physical appearance with a fucking passion? When I wake up in the morning, all I think about is how ugly I am, and when I'm in public I think that everyone is laughing at me.
The worst part is that I actually would be attractive if it wasn't for my nose. I have a massive hook nose and a mostly feminine face, which makes my nose look completely out of place.
The worst part is that I cannot stop obsessing over it, like it's driving me crazy. I check the mirrors over 15 times a day. I really hope I get plastic surgery on this shit, and soon.
thankfully I'm average looking with a good personality to boost it.
>>27940469
Gtfo normie scum this is not a place for you
>>27940450
It gets to me literally every night.
It's suicide-inducing to think that no girl will ever love you and if they said they did they had some ulterior motive or were deluded.
It's sickening to see a girl look at an attractive guy in a way no girl has ever looked at me.
Why aren't you getting your throat fucked right now like a good little sissy faggot?
>>27940400
B-but you guys said I had to transition first.
>>27940400
Sounds hot
orgi
>>27940400
I don't know any qt fembois that's why. If I did they could use me whenever they wanted.
I'm not into disgusting hairy males.
>one day you will find your mother dead
>>27940386
nigga I aint findin shit
>>27940386
unlike everyone else on this shithole my parents are still married so it'll be my dad probably
>>27940386
if anything, it'll be me with my binge drinking and drug abuse.
literally jerking it 5+ times a day for the past month of so, every morning i tell myself I won't fap and then night rolls around and I'm on my sixth load
why did they have to make willypleasure so good?
Same problem familia
tfw I can't even finish a fap when I start one.
How do you even do that? My dick gets sore after 2 times
>tfw you eat more calories than you're supposed to
I fucked up
is vomiting a viable counter-measure?
go for a walk. burn 'em off.
>>27940330
Don't. That's a disgusting habit.
Drink a shit ton of water really quickly and make yourself throw up.
How do I have fun at a nightclub r9k?
>>27940253
going with a katana
By getting a slut to suck on your dick in the bathroom
>alot of alcohol
everything sorts itself out after that, gl
Is this 'Mo Vlogs' guy the ultimate robot?
>lives in Dubai
>endless stream of money
>seems to have absolutely no friends
>hangs around with his mother and super hot sister
>they both seem uncomfortable around him
>only times he's been seen with 'friends' are kids, and some random guy he didn't even seem to know
>acts like a total sperg lord making videos about trees falling down and other irrelevant autistic shit
>ugly as fuck with inch thick eyebrows
>walks like a gay virgin
Remember robots, even if you get a rich daddy, you'll still be autistic.
Forgot linkypoo :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xE-D2fMaM
He is from dubai he will just be gifted a qt virgin Islamic girl from another high class family.
Or he will join isis and rape his way across syria
>>27940230
Another great example is Elliot Rodger. Richer than most of the dudes at his college, still socially retarded and died a virgin. Also a murderer.
>Nobody responds to me irl
>nobody responds to me on r9k
yep, that's a shitty feel. got an empty thread up somewhere in the catalog myself
And this ends today, hello friend.
>>27940161
>Anon comes into the surgery
>Suffering from social anxiety and depression
>Tells me anecdotes and explains his troubles
>Wants me to give him a response
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
