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/adv/ has taken over r9k with their tfw no gf threads. Let's talk about something different.
Besides Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and possibly Elon Musk, who from this era will humanity remember 1,000 years from now. Who is our Tesla, Nostradamus, Einstein, Newton, etc.?
me
because i'm anoriginal
>>27938995
The original unstumpable.
>>27938995
People aren't going to remember Steve Jobs 1,000 years from now. His accomplishment was to put existing technology in white cases and charge a shitload of money for it.
from browsing through porn sites, you'd think every other girl has been taped during sex. Naturally, you see the girls faces, rarely the boyfriends faces.
What fraction of girls has been taped on cam? How many would do it?Disclaimer (inb4 reee) I'm a good looking 30yo, and since I've discovered tinder, I had horny 18yo girls masturbate naked on skype to me etc., so I figure the bar must be pretty low these days
inform-me
Roughly 100% of white women have been filmed choking on black cock
>>27938903
Source
Originals jdbzjbdjdbdidhbd
Did you have a bad childhood anons?
Tell us your stories.
>>27938806
nope I enjoyed my childhood its my adult life that is bad
One time my dad sold my PC that I played roblox on to bail my whore mother out of jail.
>>27938806
i grew up in a very segregated poor area, surrounded by rich people. their kids picked on me constantly my entire childhood.
literally got shot at twice, stabbed once in the thigh with a letter opener, beaten up countless times, and made fun of for my poorfag clothes. to this day, i still hate rich people and want them all to suffer.
>be watching tv
>undateables comes on
>pic reltaed shows up
>she was hot before her face melted
>says she dated lots of guys
>now she looks like the grinch
>decides now that looks dont matter
>it's whats on the inside that counts
typical whoville roastie
what makes you think that wasnt her opinion before hand?
sounds like you're butthurt because she can handle a horrible disfigurement and you cant even handle your normal boring life
>>27938803
The more I stare at her face the funnier it gets. Not even trying to be a /b/tard, I understand how horrible it must be for her, but she literally looks like a goofy furry minus the animal bits.
>>27938803
she get's some credit for not an heroing
Can you use nudes on tinder? I haven't made one yet but I'm pretty confident a full-body shot will get me laid.
A yes or no, please!
what type of cameras do they use to record that?
>>27938763
Tinder is linked to your Facebook account, so you'd have to upload nudes onto Facebook to be able to do that.
>tfw after you max out your gains the only logical next step to take is switching character classes and becoming a girl instead
Who else leaving masculinity behind here?
literally how is this possible
ananana
>>27938902
It takes grinding to get huge and it takes grinding to become a cute girl.
>>27938762
>>27938926
thats so fucking rad lol. Do we have any good of the inverse? Girls into dudes?
I'm pretty sure they are all sluts deep down.
You would be a slut if you were a woman too.
you would be a slut too if there weren't alpha males in your country
>>27938718
Thats gross that she keeps that stuff
Can pity force a girl to date you?
I'm desperate here. I'm prepared to do anything to get this girl's attention.
>>27938619
why would you want a girl to pity date/fuck you
>>27938654
Because I'm desperate for her.
>>27938666
Being desperate is the biggest turn off for women anon. Even back when I was a loser who didn't look too good I managed to get a few out of league girls to crush on me by just not being desperate
How do you fix a shitty personality?
I'm a pretty ugly guy, so I have to rely on my personality to find companionship, but my personality is terrible.
Discipline. Go read a book on it.
>>27938597
You need to be attractive to have "personality", and you said you're ugly so you're fucked
>>27938597
What specifically is wrong?
All you Subway fags are about to be BTFO.
There is no sub that can compete with Jersey Mike's.
>deli meet, sliced fresh right in front of you
>delicious vegtables
>chips are available
>hot subs are there too.
Get the fuck out of my face with the "5 Dollar Footlong Meme"
Jersey Mike's is god tier sandwiches and I love it. Head on down there today you buttfuckers
>>27938588
I'm in Canada though... What are the prices like btw?
>>27938588
Iv never heard of the likes.subway for life.o-n checked
>>27938588
as a former wageslave at jersey mikes and subway, i preferred jersey mikes infinitely to subway
>whole weekend wasted on shitposting and watching porn
>again
>gotta be up for work in 6 hours
Another week another dolla
>>27938583
Same here, friend.
Apparently I've been muted for 4 seconds.
>Work 50+ hours a week
>still poor and can't afford debts
>Do nothing on the weekend; creep out most grills I talk to
>Go out for pizza, blonde catches me looking at her ass
>awkward conversation with a new friend ends in LoL after I tell them I'm busy
THUG LYFE
>get one day off
>promise myself I'll use it as a productive day
>wake up and immediately start playing vidya and browsing 4chan for the next ten hours
The Ride Never Ends
>can't stop thinking about getting career
>can't enjoy free time anymore
Accountants must have it so easy.
>>27938462
just stop thinking about it stupid
and accountants are in hell
Accountants don't have it easy. But yeah I can't wait to start my career either as an electrician. Just gotta finish school and not get arrested again
>>27938486
But when you're not thinking about it, you're not progressing. I'm stressed out now because I waited until I was an adult to have that mentality.
The white race will soon be extinct. What are you going to do about it?
Nothing.
As a robot I have no responsability whatsoever in anything.
If you don't like it, just ignore it. You cannot do anything about it apart from voting.
>>27938454
> Ms. Mayo
that'd be pretty funny if she was white, desu senpai
>>27938454
live with the Amish
Holy fuck, I made a fake online dating profile, and before I even finished making the damn thing, men were visiting it, and within a minute, still before I finished filing it out, I already had message. Fuck.
This is the life women live.
They're given inordinate amounts of male attention and admiration, and all that they have to do is sift through it.
>>27938452
>unironically ironically making a dating profile
>>27938452
>women
>spending time thinking about politics
Not even believable.
Oh god. I think I finally understand feminism. The power of being a female is really getting to my head.
Guess what you ugly, fat, virgin neckbeard weaboothis isn't one of them
is this the anime image dump thread?
>>27938412
No it's telling mentally ill manchildren that posting about a child's cartoon is seen as pathetic and degenerate.
>>27938392
what do you mean?
fukk the bot
