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There's this girl (prettiest girl I have ever seen in the entirety of my existence) in a few of my classes, and I'm scared I may not have classes with her next year.
She sometimes sits with this guy, but otherwise she sits alone.
Anyway the last exam of classes we have together is this Wednesday.
If I catch her outside of the exam room afterwards, I'm gonna ask her out.
Pray for me, robots. Pray for me. Send positive vibes my way.
maybe you should get to know her first
The previous exam we had, after I was finished I decided I would ask her out if I saw her on my way out, but she was in a different room and the exam wasn't hard so people were heading out an hour early.
I didn't see her but I was still incredibly nervous just looking around to see if she were there.
How the FUCK do people randomly ask others out? Last time I did anything remotely close was asking a girl to go to grade 8 grad with me and that was fucking painful. Fuck. I reeeeally don't wanna get cold feet but damn how can I not?
>>27941415
That's what I'm trying to do! The exam is from 7-10pm so I'll be like 'Hey mind if I take you out for dinner?' or something.
I would looooove to get to know her. I'm dying to, actually, and I can't think of any other way. Especially since I don't know if we'll have any classes together in the future.
not quite a robot, not quite a stacy either
>>27941387
do you/did you ever have a penis?
please fuck off thanks
don't post here, thank you
Where can I buy some "drive" robots?
I have attempted and started many things in life but I always have these sudden moments of self-awareness where my brain goes "why the fuck are you doing this? you could be doing nothing" and I can never argue against that.
I thought I wanted to write, but in reality I just wanted to be a famous writer man.
I thought I wanted to act, but in reality I just wanted to be a famous actor man.
I thought I wanted to make movies, but in reality I just wanted to be a famous director man.
I thought I wanted to make games, but in reality I just wanted to be a famous game developer man.
I wanted to be the guy. I wanted to be that guy where people would write reviews like "Another instant classic from Anon Studius, how the fuck is this guy doing it, 10/10 GOTY". Fame seems like such a vain and hollow thing to pursue and I don't know if I could deal with fans if I ever got any.
I actually did all four of these things. I wrote stories, I acted in student films, I made short movies, I started learning how to be a Java man.
I cannot for the fuck of me find a reason to go on with anything. Why is this? Is this an illness? Can I get fixed?
>>27941370
same problem here, I don't see any interest in doing anything? I can't even understand how so many people have a passion for something. I start things but never accomplish shit,
>>27941370
Shoot up a school and then you'll be famous!
>>27941370
>Where can I buy some "drive" robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcV1UpZAWAc
How much of a narcissist do you have to be to name your child after you. You created a person with their own identity, thoughts and goals in life.
Any Jr.'s or thirds here breaking the chain?
My dad wanted me to be a jr, but my mother said no.
They compromised. I got my father's first name, but my mother gave me a different middle name (and then to spite my father, solely called me by my middle name my entire life).
>>27941270
Third here. May break the chain if i have a jap kid. if not then i will continue it just so i can see a fourth. Never seen a fourth in my life.
you should name your kids after your parents/grandparents imo
>ctrl F
>no women hate thread found
Daily reminder this is what the average SOCIALLY INTROVERTED WOMAN thinks
>m-men have it much easier then women!!
>yyy-you have no facts!
>teachers hate anti social girls!!
Every single one of you should understand how it actually is
might dump a few more goodies until this gets going
>>27941141
one more , classic coming in
heres a good one
originalslsslsjshsgs
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? what keeps you going?
>>27941113
drugs, booze, hookers.
>>27941113
>animu kawaii desu
>>27941113
not having any problems?
I only come here occasionally for the banter
I have two children (1 boy, 1 girl) and they've got me as a fucking role model, protector, and provider.
I'm genuinely terrified at this point, robots.
encourage them to fugg :-DD
You are going to fuck up.
All parents fuck up their kids.
>>27941070
This is just kicking in, just now?
They're obviously not yours then. You would've realized that the first night you got up to feed them.
>Neet
>Fat
>Manlet
>Still get my dick sucked daily
What's your excuse?
>>27940984
Vacuums don't count as a gf
>>27940984
my excuse is being a 5'2'' ugly feminine manlet with social anxiety and avoidant personality disorder
>>27941056
Your mom is more than just a vacuum.
Why do we hate Kurt Cobain again? He was literally a robot.
>Had a step brother named Chad that he bullied
>Was bullied in school
>Played his unknown/less popular songs at concerts to fuck with the normies
>Did drugs
>Drank
>Stayed locked up in his basement during high school
>tfw wanting to kill yourself after losing your virginity
>>27940961
>handsome
>beloved
>talented
I can see why bitter losers on here would hate him.
Layne Staley > this whiney faggog
Does anybody else really enjoy seeing little girls in a completely non-sexual way.
Seriously, It gives me an endorphin rush whenever I see little girls and makes me want to pull the stupid hamster face emoticon (:3)
I always feel weird and creepy whenever I see a little girl and smile even though I have no sexual feelings in me at the time.
>>27940949
Same
I have no sexual attraction towards them, I just think they're so cute and sweet
I guess this stems from being the last child and not getting to do all those cool big bro-little sis things I wanted to do as a kid
>>27940949
Little girls are the most aesthetic thing on the planet
Sometimes I want to practice drawing just to be able to draw lolis
I think that's normal.
They're adorable.
if i haven't been with a woman, am i really a man?
and if i'm not a man, what am i?
bump to know as well
being a man is being a normie, and being a normie is a bad thing
>>27940947
we are the chosen ones OP
to be so undesirable that not even one human female has ever found us attractive is a feat of its own when considering that even ugly guys or fat guys manage to get a gf or have some kind of relationship with a girl
to have something within us that repels women of every weight, height, race, whatever, is a sign that there is something very, very wrong with us on the inside
even we have no idea what's going on with ourselves, but I believe it has to do with having a warped mind and or heart
we all know women are children, right? we also know that the people children avoid, are people that give off threatening or crazy vibes.
we can thus infer that, with the way women avoid us, they can sense something rotten in us to the core that we are oblivious to
Is there any hope in a fairly feminine asian guy getting a qt gf?
You might find some chick with a girly boy fetish.
Longshot, but possible.
>>27940861
yep. work out, wear nice clothes, keep good hygene, and ask one out. it's really simple
Just get on estrogen and become a cute lil' trap already.
Who here is entirely clumsy / useless when it comes to technical tasks?
How does one just *get* handy? I'm sick of paying other cunts to do shit I could probably do myself but I don't know how to learn it. Wish there was just classes I could take or tutoring for adults on this shit.
>>27940850
I am, until I lose patience.
The anger gives me focus somedays if I keep a tight lid on it and channel it properly.
>>27940850
Get on craigslist and look for them, I'm sure there's something, you're probably going to pay a small fee.
I work at home depot in receiving and i hate having to go out where the customers are. Those fuckers swarm me with questions when the only thing i know about home depot/"handy man work" is unloading pallets off a truck.
AvPD robit here and uh, was wondering. is true love possible or have i been rused into thinking so? can someone (particularly women in general) truly love you, and not think of having a bigger dick, or being taller, or richer, or better looking etc. what even is love? i dont get it.
>>27940847
Love is a chemical reaction in your brain that occurs after coitus / deep emotional bonds with a desired partner.
So yes, It's real. Quantifiable, even.
>can someone (particularly women in general) truly love you, and not think of having a bigger dick, or being taller, or richer, or better looking etc
Possession is ever restless, son.
For those of use who learn to be happy with what we've got, it's less so-- and some of those people happen to be women. People look to improve their lot in life.
But to some, simply having someone to love and care for them is richness in itself.
There's some ugly truth out there, but there is also goodness to temper it.
>>27940985
I also find it ironic that you used this photo.
It makes me very uncomfortable, since that kid looks exactly like me, down to the face and clothing choices.
>>27940985
should i even bother anon? how do i determine my chances?
>tearing bananas off the stem at the grocery store and ruining bananas that will never be sold without being marked down for no fucking reason
I seriously hate everybody who comes to shop in fruits and veggies and ruins the fucking banana stand. Do you fucking retards not realize that there are literally 50 groups of bananas in front of you and you still choose to tear off bananas and just leave two or one bananas sitting there that nobody will buy? Selfish dumb faggot yuppy scum
>>27940825
Main culprits
>old people
>mid life crisis cucks
>moms
selfish faggots
>>27940825
I want five bananas per week, I really try to look around for stalks of 5 but sometimes there just aren't any.
>>27940825
Why wouldn't you guys buy individual bananas? Is it some OCD thing? I don't tear them off myself, but I sometimes mix and match 2 bundles to get what I want, it doesn't bother me when I get 2 or 3.
