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Tonight I start nofap
>>27943304
good fucking luck, last time I tried I didn't even make it to the end of the day
brobot, I believe in you
>>27943304
enjoy your prostate cancer.
blx
>>27943304
tonight i dick your mom in the asshole
lmao
get fucking wrecked idiot
Am I the only one who feels bad for Jeb? Like I feel really sad when I watch videos of him being made fun of by Trump. Also when he was handing out tiny turtles saying "Slow and steady wins the race". See http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/06/politics/jeb-bush-turtle-tortoise-joyful/ and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E . I know this might be /pol/ material but he seems like a robot.
I liked Jeb.
Seems like a good guy who would focus on "righting the ship."
>>27943302
I know. It really make me sad he dropped out.
I feel bad for him too, it was so sad when he retired
How can asian """"""""men"""""""" with their microscopic penises compete with the big white cock?
I propose every robot move to Korea, Japan, and China so you can finally lose your virginity to a traditional submissive East Asian qt.
I guess we can use some uneducated cheap labor
>>27943253
>be me
>no real friends
>no real hobbies
>suck at school
>but I'm a huge anime fan
>it's my life
>and unsurprisingly, so is japan
>have a deep, deep desire to move there
>feel like I'm really japanese at heart
>no one at home understands me
>start learning nip
>it's really, really hard
>but I have absolutely no life so I manage
>for 5 years I study
>I study through my senior year
>I study through all of college
>it's all I ever do
>I never talk to anyone
>I never form any meaningful friendships
>I don't think I even ever talked to a single girl
>and that's for 5 years of my life
>but the entire time, there's one thing on my mind
>japan will accept me
>I finally finish college
>with my degree in asian studies, naturally
>get a job teaching english in japan
>I feel like my life is finally about to begin
>get there
>I'm going to make a difference by teaching japanese people english!
>at least that's what I think
>turns out I just read lines off of paper
>I'm just a fucking voice recorder
>and I also have to grade assignments for the whole school's english classes
>I'm not even a real teacher
>just an assistant
>it's a lot and I really can't manage it all
>start slipping up
>don't quite finish all my work
>come in late a few times
>all the other teachers hate me
>they treat me like shit and don't want me there
>by this point I'm almost breaking down
>decide to try to figure out how to have a social life
>turns out living in Japan doesn't make you know how to do that
>not even if you've watched every slice of life moe anime out there
>try going to bars
>try going to clubs
>it's all the same
>I'm an awkward, nerdy, unattractive white guy
>even the women into foreigners don't want me
>they just fuck australians passing through on holiday
>decide to make a pilgrimage to akihabara
>do a bunch of weeb shit because that's all I have
>even in japan, I hadn't met anyone to bond with me over anime
>maybe it'll happen there
>decide I have to man up
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>>27943253
How can white """""""""""""""""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""""""""" with their nanoscopic """"""""""""penises"""""""""""""" compete with the big yellow cock?
I propose ever robotto move to Canada, Australia and France so you can finally lose your virginity to a traditional submissive Western qt.
Oompa loompa oompa de doo
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa oompa de dee
Stop fapping now and listen to me
What do you do when you have no girl friend?
Sitting around with your dick in your hand
Why in the hell are you so fucking sad?
Why don't you just become. a. Chad?
Why don't you just be yourself?
Oompa loompa oompa dee da
Being yourself will get you much far
You can marry a roastie skank too
Like beta males eventually do
Eventually do~
How about you go fuck yourself you fucking manlet.
>>27943245
Most guys end up as beta male with 25+ year old roastie as a wife
>>27943245
Please pay no mind to the Oompa Loompas; they have such childish notions of life and relationships. Please follow me to the next area of the factory...
>Visit my sister's house in whiteland suburb
>As I am walking to her house, a qt that's watering her small lawn smiles and says says "hey hows it going?"
Is this shit normal in the suburbs?
>>27943159
are you a fucking nigger? because if yes than no, it isn't normal. Maybe she is colorblind
>>27943201
No, Asian.
>>27943159
no it is not that normal, I live in one and this has happened only a few times.
Hi.
Somewhere on the world there's someone who understands you and is just like you.
I hope you meet that person someday and I hope that for whatever reason you can find happiness.
statistically you will most likely not meet them, talk to them, see them, or even come close to crossing paths with them!
they might speak a different language, they might live on the opposite side of the world, they might even be dying RIGHT NOW!
isn't that crazy?
Bullshit.
Not trying to sound like some special snowflake shit, but I am far too uninteresting as a person for anyone to be compatible with me in any form, and I feel sorry for whatever poor sap thinks they can relate.
but why would they like me over someone else
I literally offer nothing that someone else doesn't
>threads stop getting replies after i post in them
>>27943041
Maybe you should make better posts
:l
Happens all the time. Don't take it personally. Look at it this way: You finally got the last word.
>Make thread
>Only gets one response if even that
>Someone makes an exact thread copy
>Gets hundreds of replies
Why the fuck is the youtube comments section so retarded? Is it because it's infested with normies?
xD she's just a quirky teen xD so random xD
because YouTube is a place like any other. YouTube is like a park, or a pub, or a mall. the general population can go there, and the majority of said population is functional.
if everyone was like us it would be a boring shithole. Just be glad you're not an npc and meet other players
big world kid 777
L
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
any other wagecucks here just at the point where they're about to lose it? They should call it going retail, not going postal.
>be wagie
>stocking shelves
>some normie fuck lady comes and bothers me because she wants to check out
>I've been stocking and had to work during my one hour clockout as well
>tell her I'm not on the register
>"what am I supposed to do, yell for the register person?"
>I tell her "well you're bothering me, go yell for them then"
>nigger roastie gets toastie, tells me I need to check my attitude or some other ooga booga babble
>tell her to blow me and get off my back
another story
>newly hired girl working
>can tell she has a crush on me pretty easily
>she's a fucking whale
>tries to hit on me
>With my r9k experience I can tell that even a whale with a cute enough face isn't a virgin, so I tell her to please not bother me, that I'm a virgin and saving myself for "The one"
>Roastie whale feels the feel of being totally worthless, having lost the only thing of value that she had (hymen)
>mfw I'm not even a virgin, and had fucked silly the previous super hot stacy that worked here, for some heroin money
pic kinda related, she looked just like the heroin slut I fell for.
Nope just took a three week vacation to Japan.
I head back to the office tomorrow morning. By the end of my trip I was ready to get back to my work.
If I was still doing what I did 4 years ago though that wouldnt be possible and I would want to kill myself though so my experience isnt typical.
>>27942878
>fucks Stacy coworker
>complains about his job
Kill yourself normie
>>27942878
Bumping because also a retail slave (or lack of because they give me SHIT hours)
im a clerk at a Family dollar in a rural michigan town on a lake and half of the people are probably on meth.
i hate retail for the following reasons
>SAME FUCKING GAY ASS MUSIC
fuck having to listen to coldplay and country all the time
>FUCKING CORPORATE POLICIES
you have to fucking stock and work a register at the same time and you need to know when you have a customer. cept we arent allowed to have a bell because they think its bad customer service, yet you get bitched at when you cant see that theres a customer.
also i only fucking make like 60 on a shitty week and 150 on a good one, fuck that.
Dont need this shit anymore, who wants?
Im from Burwood, NSW
20mg and 30mg available
You can contact me on kik
Username: yutike
Sydney durg hookup thread?
don't want shitalin, but am in the market for that dank dank
still around OP?
Hello, fellow robots. I'm doing a quick survey meant to evaluate whether humans prefer compensation through altruistic benevolence or their own manipulation. Really hoping for as many answers as I can get.
1.>Would you rather have: a)The ability to read minds at will or b)instant five million dollars.
2.>Would you rather a) become famous or b)have the ability to become invisible
3.>Would you rather a)Have the ability to see the future or b)stop time whenever you want.
4.>Would you rather a)have everyone always tell the truth to you or b)always be believed when you lie
5.>Would you rather a)Have the ability to communicate with the dead or b)become immortal
6.>Do think a serial murderer deserves a)life imprisonment or b) a death sentence
7.>Do you agree that Marxism works as a social system? a) yes b)no.
1) cash is king bby
2) Invisible. Being famous would suck.
3) Stop time. Knowing the future would suck.
4) Lying. Having people be unable to speak what they want (e.g. lies) around me sounds terrible.
5) Speak with Dead. Being immortal sounds terrible.
6) just kill the nigger
7) marxism is broken, all social systems are broken, I'm sure if Marxism came to a western country we'd be able to make it work somehow because we're not chinks shitskins or slavshits
whenever we talk up how great capitalism and freedom are it really sounds like people just kinda flapping their gums about how great the choices they made are and how it's totally the best, while the actual relevant factor (not being a degenerate people) goes unmentioned
1. a
2. b
3. b
4. b
5. b
6. b
7. b
>>27942576
Read minds
Become invisible
Stop time
Believed when lying
Become immortal
Doesn't matter much to me, death sentence
I haven't looked into it enough to decide, don't know
Is it weird that I get heavily agitated and depressed upon thought of sharing a girlfriend/wife, and that I want to beat the shit out of any legit cuckold?
No, I'm the same way.
It pisses me off that this is becoming more and more popular. Maybe I'm just spending too much time on 4chan.
In terms of the whole cuckold thing, I'd be perfectly fine with cucking someone but not being cucked.
>>27942572
You're just insecure, and suppressing you're own cuckold fetish.
>people on /s/ post their current wives/girlfriends for everyone to fap to
Is that like a lower form of cucking? I never understood that.
/fake resume/ thread
> be me
> NEET af
> mommy tells me if I apply to a job and get an interview she'd buy me a game
> send fake resumes into employers for lulz
> actually get responses
> show mom the messages on the voicemail for interview request
> amazon order is in the mail
> start to wonder
> could I actually con them and get the job?
Here's the crazy part. They are jobs with salaries over 100k which is more than mommy makes on her pension. But they require crazy experience. Is there any way to beat the system and cover my tracks so I can actually get one of these jobs?
Tips and tricks
Yes, but you need accomplices and the confidence to pull it off. Most companies employ lazy HR persons.
>>27942482
you have to be socially adept and win people over so they can childishly hire you just because they know you
>>27942482
It depends if they'll train you or not.
>tfw no qt modest japanese housewife wife
>housewife wife
Found your problem m80
>>27942461
i have moved past the feel for gf, i now feel for wife
>>27942371
>tfw no japanese waifu to passionately make love with
I feel you, my friend.
Would you guys congratulate me if I managed to get pic related as my gf?
She's 18, never had a boyfriend before, and is a real virgin.
Bros, am I going to fuck this up?
>>27942365
Gimme her contact info I'll warm her up with the douchebag then you come in as a nice guy routine.
>>27942365
A real qt original.
>>27942391
okay man, what's the plan, how are you gonna warm her up?
