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Is there anything I can do to stimulate beard growth? After 6 days without shaving my face barely has any hair. I'm 22
>>27938301
Lose weight, the more weight, the less testosterone you create
Rub jizz on your face.
Sounds bizarre, but the hormones in semen stimulate natural testosterone production and transmission to the cells that come into contact with it.
Be sure you only get it on the parts where you need growth though, otherwise you'll come out looking like Doctor Zaius.
>>27938346
Doesn't it make your beard look like pubes?
Hey robots, join me in my cool club. There is only one simple rule: absolutely no fucking anime.
All weaboo faggots please do not even look at my club.
I used to watch dragon ball z on toonami am I still allowed in robot-san?
>>27938306
Well, yes, but no anime posting or weaboos.
Welcome to the club anon
Is spongebob an anime?
what do Femanons think about horse dick
the worlds most intense deepthroat
>>27938087
is that plastic?
I heard mystery.jpg likes them.
That'll be $19.99 plus tipthis is an original comment
>>27938072
Go fuck yourseIf
>>27938072
Where's my drink?
orginalio
>>27938105
>yfw when "Go fuck yourself" was an original comment
I really just want to know his shit-tier "content" keeps popping up in my feed.
Google "Avant Garde Pony" to find his former Deviant Art account. There's a good ED page about him.
>MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAbI93RmP7k
I'm well aware of his adventures in fur faggotry
I liked
having hurt,
so send the pain below
where I need it.
>>27938044
You used to beg me,
To take,
Care of things,
And smile at the thoughts,
Of me failing.
>>27938044
But long before,
Having hurt...
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below
Feels like suffocating !
who /outside NEET/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dAqUeG1Pdk
That Squirrel has got it easy, wagecucks come and bring him delicious nuts for him to store in the winter.
>>27938042
At least you're not a psychopath that hates animals, good for you
>tfw just went outside on my bike at night
Feels good man.
Why don't robots just buy flexi dolls and enjoy unfathomable heaps of doll sex?
bump desu ne
>>27937928
>Tfw you want to buy a small will to dress up and sit on a chair but you can't because if anyone finds it , it will have a fucking pussy
>>27938267
>stick googly eyes and a moustache on the pussy
I used to love MMOs. Everquest especially. Back then voice chat was non existent.
Why have mmo's gravitated towards "get to end game, play the end game, collect the gear from end game - stagnate until next xpac"?
In the old MMOs most of the fun was discovering new stuff, being lost, helping and being helped, and being scared because the world was actually out to get you.
That being said, were there people who played the old MMOs from a min/max perspective?
Has anyone else become unable to play games for "fun" and only to win/amass fortune/power?
I've been playing RuneScape for 10 years and I don't intend on stopping any time soon.
>Has anyone else become unable to play games for "fun" and only to win/amass fortune/power
But that *is* the fun.
>>27937793
The gaming community evolved. Average players and casual don't feel like grinding 8+ hours a day, which is what MMO's gravitated towards. I try to play them from time to time, but they can't come close to competing with MOBAs and Esports.
>>27937793
You playing on the new progression servers, home slice?
Instances raiding. Check out the phinigel server.
>go on anon show us, theres no one here but us, we wont laugh if its under 7", we promise!
its 7 by 6.. and yo pussy will be banana split
You know I have a picture of my penis saved for threads like this, right?
But they look like nice girls and I'm not gonna post it.
>>27937774
You know.
I feel really depressed right now and I can't escape the thought that the correct way for a man to behave when he's being sexually harassed like this is just backhand them across the face and tell them to shut their mouths.
I'll get right to the bottom line, if you aren't getting your pizza from Papa Johns, you are living life totally wrong.
No American restaurant better captures the flavor of little Italy! The ingredients offer great value!
>based crumbled sausage
>based green peppers
>cheese comes with every pizza
>free garlic sauce!
You can get a delicious pizza for $11.99 and really impress your family! Their customer service is fantastic but you can also order online if you have Autism.
Head on down to papa johns and pick up a pizza and impress your parents. They will always love you, so give them the gift of papa!
How much do they pay you for this, OP?
no thanks i'll take pizza hut
>>27937865
Pizza Hut Master Race
Fellow robots, I've been thinking about all these suicide threads I see around here and I think I may be able to talk it through with some of you. If you're having any suicidal thoughts caused by whatever reason, maybe I can give you advice on your next step.
>>27937675
Enjoy life while it lasts, *spoiler alert* Everything dies.
But death is interesting, do we come back?? Thinkabout it, we started off dead, then we were birthed and then we go back to our original bliss before birth.
Shit facinates me
>>27937675
The big crunch theory is also interesting 2 me, Homeslice.
Or quantum suicide.
>>27937675
I wanna come back as a QT anime girl.
What about you, homeslice? What would you come back as,if you could pick
Look at the time, wagecuck! It's coming close to an end. Better hurry and finish what you needed to do since your two days of freedom are almost up.
Tick
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I work weekends and have monday/tuesday off
>>27937638
fuck
i barely even had a weekend too. i had to go to a pharmacy at 4:00 am saturday morning to get extra strength pain meds because of the week I had.
I barely slept all weekend and now I have to work tomorrow. fuck.
I live in Europe and its already 1:53
theres nothing you normies can do.. we taking over
>>27937624
Brenda got a baby Tbh
>>27937624
"We" aren't breeding. But normies are and their children are us!
Irony
>>27937645
you will eat your children..heathen
"But woe to those who are pregnant and to those who are nursing babies in those days!
This is the first time I've been in /r9k/
What am I in for? Only serious responses please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6piw3sCcFG8
>>27937554
Pictures of an albino man and a frog alongside text about misogyny and depression.
Very funny picture Op! Made my day haha xD
